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Русский Шварценеггер💪

@russianscwarz

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

47subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002092626363
TypeChannel
Username@russianscwarz
DescriptionСтремился к славе и почёту, Пинал других, хотел успех, А жизнь подобна анекдоту, Я выставил себя на смех.
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 28 January 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/russianscwarz

Growth

477 August 2026 — 47 subscribers10 August 2026 — 47 subscribers7 August 202610 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 3 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 46–48 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Aug 2026, 13:3447no change
7 Aug 2026, 15:2947first reading

Engagement

14 posts held, back to 28 January 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 May 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
27
Videos
7
Links
1

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
9m 24s
Average length
4m 42s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

102 reactions across 14 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁2524.5%
👍2423.5%
🔥1817.6%
98.82%
❤‍🔥76.86%
💯32.94%
😱32.94%
🌚21.96%
👌21.96%
👏21.96%
😢21.96%
10.98%
🆒10.98%
🕊10.98%
😨10.98%
🤔10.98%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 102reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 28 January 2024 to 3 May 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

3 May 2025, 09:38 UTC197 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Video

На зарплату инженера я мог накормить только левый бицепс. Отец спросил меня: «Кто тебя будет кормить?» Я немного подумал и… женился.

🔥6👍2😁1

23 Apr 2025, 17:45 UTC191 views8 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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В дешёвых столовых есть надписи: «Убирайте за собой посуду». В тренажёрных залах: «Убирайте гантели». Если убирать гантели впадлу, оплатите тренера. Он уберёт.

👌2👍2😁2🌚1🔥1

20 Apr 2025, 09:48 UTC837 views7 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Шварценеггер – это идеальный мужчина: Конан-варвар, Терминатор, Иван Данко. Иван Данко – это американская версия дяди Стёпы. Люди всего мира хотят, чтобы на каждой улице порядок охранял идеальный дядя Стёпа. @levgonch

🔥4😁2❤‍🔥1

18 Apr 2025, 03:45 UTC650 views7 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

В каждом классе есть ребёнок, который на физкультуре говорит: «Расчёт окончен!» Дети – цветы жизни. Они любят играть. У нас на физкультуре физрук выносил детям мяч. До этого дети пинали меня.

😢21🌚1👍1🕊1🆒1

17 Apr 2025, 14:35 UTC174 views4 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Video

Шварценеггер навсегда

👍3😁1

17 Apr 2025, 11:58 UTC635 views2 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Массовая мечта Появление Шварценеггера в видеосалонах СССР было шоком. Никто такого раньше не видел. После развала СССР пацаны захотели пойти в шварценеггеры. Но не хватало актёрского мастерства. Сделать из качка актёра – это очень сложно. Подкачаться к лету или к роли оказалось проще. Качки мечтали стать шварценеггером, а стали подавать гантели актёрам. Актёры стали шварценеггерами. Ни один качок не научился играть.

🔥2

17 Apr 2025, 08:52 UTC283 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

К этому пляжу я всю зиму качался?!

😁6😱2❤‍🔥1

16 Apr 2025, 11:23 UTC175 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

К 15 годам ребёнок должен определиться с профессией. В 15 лет я не мог решить, кем хочу стать: Брюсом Ли или Шварценеггером.

😁63🔥1

15 Apr 2025, 13:27 UTC194 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Великие люди в массовых профессиях

❤‍🔥5

15 Apr 2025, 13:10 UTC673 views8 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Вы видели надписи "Убирайте гантели"? Если впадлу убирать гантели оплатите тренера. Для русского Шварценеггера убирать гантели – это работа для души.

💯3😁31🔥1

9 Aug 2024, 14:14 UTC184 views4 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Forwarded from @levgon_fitPhoto

Лабковский давно в моей жизни. Одна из матерей моих детей сходила на его общественную консультацию и сказала: «Сходи и посмотри сколько женщин один мужчина в зале собирает!» Она так хотела. Лабковский так учил. Спустя много лет я выполнил желание женщины и сходил на шоу Лабковского. Там я многое понял. На экране ты видишь то, что тебе показывают: оператор, режиссёр и монтажёр. В зале ты слышишь всё шкурой от соседок

3👍1

19 Feb 2024, 16:07 UTC≈1,290 views8 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

После года жизненного опыта я хотел быть, как папа, потому что он был самый сильный в квартире, хотя мама всем говорила, что она сама ударилась о дверь.

🔥2😁211👍1🤔1

Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @russianscwarz. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Русский Шварценеггер💪” (@russianscwarz), 47 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/russianscwarz.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.