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@relaxmtv
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35subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003644241701 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @relaxmtv |
| Created | Between 1 December 2025 and 25 December 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 4 times, most recently 9 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/relaxmtv |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Aug 2026, 19:05 | 35 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 22:46 | 36 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:07 | 36 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 25 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 26 March 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
68 reactions across 18 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 30 | 44.1% | |
| 👍 | 25 | 36.8% | |
| 🔥 | 6 | 8.82% | |
| 👏 | 4 | 5.88% | |
| ❤🔥 | 2 | 2.94% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 1.47% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 68 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 25 December 2025 to 26 March 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
佢誠實(身體係，其他就不予置評)，但係宅深銀厚；佢高調，但係受萬人景仰；佢可以將神賜俾佢嘅大香蕉運用得出神入化，可以滑出堪稱屌之藝術嘅滑石招式！佢究竟係神仙嘅化身，定係地獄嚟嘅使者呢？無人知，但係可以肯定，每一個人都俾佢一個稱號──蕉神 https://h5.muse.top/song?id=08b3c070e05343cb951687a1e2696b7b 《阿蕉的故事~Toy Story》 詞: Christian@BMM 編曲: DD@BMM 原曲: 阿花的故事 名字叫阿蕉誠實暖爸 他只愛大奶 每日溝女就當閒 前往揼骨出火從來無怠慢 耀眼阿蕉裝作肥毒殘 前日看阿蕉搽藥膏 摔跤也沒有見攰 只因為了蒲 離罩飛釘相送人人仰慕 但女伴愛阿蕉趕去從後一抱 從未忘記那天門未上鎖 當天使逐寸上落只有見蕉醉 門開打飛滋都完全無顧慮 在那日阿蕉蜚聲relax裏 名字叫阿蕉誠實暖爸 他只愛大奶 每日溝女就當閒 前往揼骨出火從來無怠…
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蕉爺的世一，12樓的天使，灣仔Angel https://t.me/Unfeeling6969 https://h5.muse.top/song?id=84b7ceedfae14484811a86ab060a9cf3 《Charlie's Angel》 詞: Christian@BMM 編曲: DD@BMM 原曲: 唐山大兄 全身放輕 房間有個大Ang 揼骨出色載譽滿城 房間到大廳去賣命 事關佢雙手有力勁 咪見佢又純又淋自稱 佢隻手一發出拆骨精 更有一招散手都認真勁 抓親呢碌鳩將堅勁挺 甜蕉實情又型又醒 李蕉龍剝衫揾她打丁 門開打飛滋已成名 人皆知小天使絕勁 徒徒肉棍連環秒出精 哎呀 徒徒令佢錄句最精警 實在是要編曲去讚詠 祈求下次按摩可以聽 按到個個賓周粗粗 解到Angel願折壽命 Angel問你係咪傻撚咗 哼 哼 房間有個大Ang 揼骨出色最重友情 房間到大廳去賣命 事關佢真心愛力拼 咪見佢又純又淋自…
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一個充滿著女人味嘅性感尤物，灣仔Ivy (https://t.me/IvyIvy520) https://h5.muse.top/song?id=f91daeb13fef4c42adfe868778ad2f66 《味道~Ivy》 詞: Christian@BMM 編曲: DD@BMM 原曲: 味道 今天早上的路人很少 不知道他們跑那去了 一幕幕的畫面 在腦海纏繞 我看見Ivy 依舊很騷 我們倆一直有講有笑 誰知道一寬衣 雙峰不停搖 無不醉倒 想念妳的笑 想念妳的風騷 想念妳白色奶子 和妳身上的味道 我想念妳的吻 和妳那滿滿輕熟味道 是一種很興奮的味道 親吻雙唇的機會很少 不知道這樣說好不好 赤裸裸的Ivy 不能不擁抱 摸著那雙峰確是美妙 坐在我身上感覺很好 誰知道一雙乳 緊緊的夾牢 骨火全消 想念妳的笑 想念妳的風騷 想念妳白色奶子 和妳身上的味道 我想念妳的吻 和妳那滿滿輕熟味道 是一種很興奮的味道 想念妳…
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2023年11月第一次喺Relax寫嘅報告，賣飛佛，灣仔Eva https://t.me/eva_chatgroup https://h5.muse.top/song?id=31e1338d0e5d4983861d5ce9582ab235 《喜歡妳~Eva》 詞: Christian@BMM 編曲: DD@BMM 原曲: 喜歡妳 細雨帶風濕透黃昏的軒道 抹去雨水雙腳無褲地上床 望向Eva的車燈 是那多麼豐滿的 再次泛起心裡無數的色念 已看見她雙乳遊走我身上 願妳此刻可會知 是我急速心跳聲 喜歡妳 那雙乳動人 叫聲更迷人 願再可 輕撫妳 那可愛面容 兩手擼那話(兒) 像昨天 妳共我 滿腦妳相的我曾經多衝動 屢次與她相約能抒千愁 願妳此刻可會知 是我衷心的說聲 喜歡妳 那雙乳動人 叫聲更迷人 願再可 輕撫妳 那可愛面容 兩手擼那話(兒) 像昨天 妳共我 每晚電報自我獨尋 隨處望 多感歎 以往夜晚自我掙扎 重覆思 她…
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Relax 最強舞台王者…… Suck my dick? No, is 失賣的! https://h5.muse.top/song?id=789784d05173489296ba7a750b530171 《流失雨》 詞: Christian@BMM 編曲: DD@BMM 原曲: 流星雨 失賣的臉孔 應該讓你眼紅 躲在妳身後 為妳照耀一片天空 不想爺難過 替爺擺平寂寞 下一次約定 要一起去出火 刺滿手 伸着舌頭 龍真大又粗壯 妳向下摸 就會知道失有多強 陪你去到流星雨 也帶着其舅上 房裏的妹躺著說超爽 一邊打機一邊吹 失賣的太懂玩 你會看見 性福的所在 報告看太多 親秀嘴啜好酷 璀璨的煙火 都比不上他閃爍 甜蜜的言語 截圖體會感情 如果我沉默 因一句我愛死你 刺滿手 伸著舌頭 龍真大又粗壯 妳向下摸 就會知道失有多強 陪你去到流星雨 也帶着其舅上 房裏的妹躺著說超爽 一邊打機一邊吹 失賣的太懂玩 你會看見 性福的…
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可能係全港最好嘅客服 Probably the best CS in Hong Kong, SF Lucy https://h5.muse.top/song?id=1ce244c1163444ef9de2e95a6c4a5ff5 《Right Here Waiting for Lu》 詞: Christian@BMM 編曲: DD@BMM 原曲: Right here waiting Ocean is a jerk, day after day And makes Lucy go insane I hear her voice on the line Always looping in my brain If we could chat together I would then wank forever Wherever you go, whatever you do She will be right here …
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喺嚟緊新嘅一年，先祝各位師兄美女，龍馬精神，身體健康，馬年行大運，繼續relax歡樂，歡樂連連 https://h5.muse.top/song?id=8ea9e07b3e044c2cb7785eb9d0e94ef0 《Relax歡樂》 詞: Christian@BMM 編曲: DD@BMM 原曲: 歡樂年年 你說糖妹長得俏 wow J頓無言 你看大眾多歡暢 高鏢樂綿綿 桑B兄 的髮式 高過凌霄殿 Lu B恭祝妳 有個歡樂年 Don Don武武共歡慶 音音要脫露七寸 明明福樂 福落棉棉 我向明總恭祝一句 開檯發大財 我要為只攻捉一對 事業線向前 Toy蕉兄 不會上鎖 飛滋隨君望 財運不通青公要 處處搵阿嬋 星星放假盡歡慶 Pat Pat接送共歡宴 Relax歡樂 歡樂連連 我向船長恭祝一句 腹肌永伴隨 我以為會得獎一次 對對又棉棉 M欣 身體健康 喜見常鳩硬 型型帥帥心中處 永遠sink柚船 失兄跳舞共歡慶 基督…
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用包膠寫情歌，給Lean帥的 https://h5.muse.top/song?id=9c10e6b71e044f389caeef7a0a723d85 《纏綿柚希》 詞: Christian@BMM 編曲: DD@BMM 原曲: 纏綿遊戲 夜夜也沒有像這夜那麼靜 似聽見妳親暱的說聲 回味著妳昨晚像美夢似的話 妳給我的竟不只愛情 但我說從來無人讓我在做盡傻事 竟為情人認真寫這玩意 為何纏綿愛得極度狂熱 將來輪迴再想這段往事 纏綿柚希過後 誰人能捨得放手 是定律或是待拯救 告訴我這段纏綿柚希過後 為何情這麼永久 但事實是付了真愛 或根本我未愛夠 但覺得從前情人在世上並沒存在 多年來從未真正去示愛 來來回回縱使吻至門外 怎能糊塗妄想特別對待 纏綿柚希過後 誰人能捨得放手 是定律或是待拯救 告訴我這段纏綿柚希過後 為何情這麼永久 但事實是付了真愛 或根本我未愛夠 纏綿柚希過後 誰人能捨得放手 是定律或是待拯救 告訴我這…
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用foodpatrick嗌嘅pizza，係咪暖啲甜啲…… You're simply the best~ Better than all the rest~ https://h5.muse.top/song?id=c695fc4a11a04885a7ba9686c66dedaf 《Patrick到》 詞: Christian@BMM 編曲: DD@BMM 原曲: 財神到 Patrick到 Patrick到 Patrick到 pizza剛好到 Patrick話 Patrick話 新鮮至正路 Patrick到 Patrick到 撚手菜兩道 Food Patrick想起妳 美食在途 坐館認真帥 走轉勁型 齊望佢的雙臂 壯健強勁 有風度紳士 假日明星 朝晚通宵都見 緊扣傳情 與Ruby恩愛 體貼入微 成日曬君馨照 桑B無忌 共Sugar相見 俏話揉機 豐滿雙峰真美 P總自肥 Patrick到 Patrick到 pizza…
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多情自古空餘恨，此恨綿綿無絕期…… 好撚痛呀！師傅…… https://h5.muse.top/song?id=819ff4b82ee541e2a2e5b9c9d15b8b5c 《西人記· The Journey to the West》 詞: Christian@BMM 編曲: DD@BMM 原曲: 西遊記 如若我要去錄製 要世上哄動 如若我要去大砌 我駕臨白宮 如若我要去覆卓 但注定心都痛 全Relax裏都知我 獨愛一個洞 妳纖纖雙手捽過 令我鳩變粗 用我粗粗賓周磨擦 換轉吉妳窿 面對種種困擾不怕 就算車已封 但我最愛我最愛將丸塞窿 用了水多些 引導妳怎放鬆 為了水多些 我又會 逐粒用 為了想溫馨 我為了 再溫馨 尚未乏味前拔 大地震動 的奇哥 其實有趣與沒趣 永遠在變動 忘掉理性確任性 我在船其中 難道無課百千費 一切訊息即終 漩渦中也許只有獨處憶美夢 妳纖纖雙手捽過 令我鳩變粗 用我粗粗賓周磨擦 換轉吉妳…
就算未必係男神，但喺Relax裏面，其實每一位都會係主角 https://h5.muse.top/song?id=976444b90008427b801273dfcefde424 《飛機哥》 詞: Christian@BMM 編曲: DD@BMM 原曲: 激光中 三加三就等於六 綠加帽就等於我 若我與松再加上你 飛機將提高更多 桑B你應相信我 不要再對我封鎖 此一刻你熟悉我 我再也沒法講 Hey 將今晚今晚交給我 我要與你暢盡按摩 可惜有一些因素 讓我飛機哥say疏 我女伴急call 返咗住所 不管你是三世哥 也不管你頭頂有座 只要大家同一夥 我便會約你疏肝 要與你士巴出火 已好多次點你奔波 此一刻你熟悉我 我再也沒法講 Hey 官仔骨骨亦奔放 我發現我沒法說謊 桑B相使我身火燙 讓我身穿fit西裝 與大哥穿梭 搖擺搖蕩 將今晚今晚交給我 我要與你暢盡按摩 可惜有一些因素 讓我飛機哥say疏 我又收急call …
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