Чуваки, основной канал - русскоязычный @realnikitakuzmin. Здесь просто перевод на английский оттуда, я не знаю, зачем вы сюда подписались)))
🤣6🐳1

Channel
@realnikitakuzmin_eng
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
29subscribers
+5 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003263168377 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @realnikitakuzmin_eng |
| Created | Between 1 October 2025 and 19 November 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 4 times, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/realnikitakuzmin_eng |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 07:35 | 29 | +2 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 19:12 | 27 | +3 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 10:32 | 24 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 22:06 | 24 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 19 November 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 December 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
7 reactions across 1 post, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 85.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 6 | 85.7% | |
| 🐳 | 1 | 14.3% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 1 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 7 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 19 November 2025 to 21 December 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Чуваки, основной канал - русскоязычный @realnikitakuzmin. Здесь просто перевод на английский оттуда, я не знаю, зачем вы сюда подписались)))
🤣6🐳1
the helicopter game looked like this
My First Computer To understand how I ended up at the point of arrest at all, you need to rewind back—to the moment when I first sat down at the keyboard in front of a flickering monitor. Those computers didn't even have a mouse yet, let alone a touchpad. I remember that day very vividly. I'm five years old, at yet another nanny's, sitting on a pillow placed on a chair so I could reach the keyboard. In front of me …
The Director's Plane - Wake up, takeoff in an hour. Agent Al stood in front of me. For a few seconds, I was sure I was having a bad dream. But no. In about 40 minutes, a convoy of three black cars pulled up right on the runway next to a small plane. No tickets, no check-in, no duty-free - if you're flying on the Director's plane. The pilot was displeased; he was clearly woken up in the middle of the night. The age…
How do I output this time crunch? This is a piece of my real schedule. And it seems like something broke on Tuesday and it's suspiciously empty. But it's not a bug - Tuesday is really completely empty for me. Once we introduced a rule in one project - no meetings on Tuesday. There were too many calls in a 500-person business, where people just kept having calls. I'm no longer involved in that project, and that com…
15 years ago, they forbade me from telling anyone that I was in trouble, and they forbade me from spending my money.
Bad Action Movie They brought me to the local FBI office to take a photo for the case. The office looks about like the office of an insurance company that's doing poorly, nothing remarkable. I've never seen this photo, although I'm very curious right now to see my face at that moment. I expected it all to be like in a classic Hollywood movie: they'd hand me a placard with the case number and photograph me against a …
Makoko: 372 people to whom we brought a clinic with medicines As I already said, Africa is one of the points where my charitable project Helpster operates. There's a place in Africa that looks like Venice in a ghetto style. This is Makoko - an island community in Lagos, the largest city in Nigeria, where houses stand on stilts, and life literally hangs on water. Healthcare there isn't just weak - it's almost non-e…
Creating a Business Live It's hard to write concentrated wisdom about business without it sounding like successful success and opening the money chakra. So I decided to conduct a risky experiment - I'll create a business from scratch right in front of your eyes. Right now this project is at the "have an idea and desire" stage, which means essentially nothing exists, but we need to make a company with a billion-dolla…
We recommend that you jump into the abyss.
24 hours from my life Flew into Dubai on a night red eye flight, then was at Agatha's concert, from there drove to our production in Ras al-Khaimah to sort out a shoot, had two more meetings during the day, and in the evening Metallica concert as an anniversary of meeting Ira, and it's another emirate again, Abu Dhabi. At 9 am I flew to Johannesburg and there I have back-to-back meetings with a detour to Namibia. …
Secret Operation In reality, my choice looked even stranger. They explained to me that they wanted to conduct a secret operation with me. I shouldn't tell anyone that I've been arrested; they'll take me away from here today, and on the outside, everything should look like I'm still living my life. Well, it's clear where this is all going. They want to set up a sting operation – I'll be the bait for my partners, for…
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @realnikitakuzmin_eng. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Nikita Kuzmin” (@realnikitakuzmin_eng), 29 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/realnikitakuzmin_eng.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.