"Mommy, Mommy I want brownies," well here they are you stupid little turds. https://redd.it/jd73ap @r_wheredidthesodago

Channel
r/WhereDidTheSodaGo
@r_wheredidthesodago
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
40subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001338539660 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @r_wheredidthesodago |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/r_wheredidthesodago |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Oct 2026, 09:15 | 40 | +1 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 12:36 | 39 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 01:13 | 40 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 17:47 | 41 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 16:14 | 41 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 18 June 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
Engineered by NASA https://redd.it/1tlz0pf @r_wheredidthesodago
Is your dad a fucking loser? Now he can exercise in khakis https://redd.it/1tj19tj @r_wheredidthesodago
Aww :) Let’s order some DomiNO-THERE-she-GOES!! https://redd.it/j8ctvb @r_wheredidthesodago
You made a valid point, however this is what I did to your mom last night https://redd.it/1sa0gyl @r_wheredidthesodago
Little Timmy asked for the "divorced dad" special. As a bonus, it even comes with the memories of that bitch Carol leaving with the kids! https://redd.it/1s8p0fg @r_wheredidthesodago
This was the third time in a row that Janice wouldn't get her portion of potato salad after her husband Mark forgot about her request and instead handed it off to their annoying neighbor Steve https://redd.it/1s8fdiv @r_wheredidthesodago
it has been a year since Stephanie's Family died in a horrific car crash and now for her kids birthday she started to set up for a party totally forgetting that her family is no longer there... https://redd.it/1s4iaun @r_wheredidthesodago
Yogi looses his cool after Ranger Smith invests in more robust "pick-a-nick" security https://redd.it/1c9gga6 @r_wheredidthesodago
Herb thought it was weird his ex-wife only wanted the cups in the divorce, but Elanor was playing the long game https://redd.it/1cbe2uc @r_wheredidthesodago
"I don't know why, but whenever I touch this cookie cutter, a random kid comes and steals my lunch. See what I mean? It's just weird..." https://redd.it/1cc9gx9 @r_wheredidthesodago
Finally a way to truly end the bowling ball's suffering https://redd.it/1cwi0m8 @r_wheredidthesodago
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @r_wheredidthesodago. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“r/WhereDidTheSodaGo” (@r_wheredidthesodago), 40 subscribers as measured 10 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/r_wheredidthesodago.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.