♠️ Chinese man masters throwing playing cards like shurikens Now he can slice flowers and open beer cans with them. quantumcat

Channel
quantumcat
@quantumpaws0
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Advertising · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
7subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002582023890 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @quantumpaws0 |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 28 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 28 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/quantumpaws0 |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 54% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 28 Sept 2026, 10:21 | 7 | -1 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 20:19 | 8 | +1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 18:00 | 7 | no change |
| 12 Aug 2026, 17:33 | 7 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 11 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 5m 08s
- Average length
- 19s
Measured directly from 16 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Advertising
- Ad load
- 5.00%
- 1 of 20 posts carry an ad marker
- Regulatory tokens
- 0
- none — marked by hashtag only
- Median views · ads
- 1.0
- over 1 measured post
- Median views · rest
- 1.0
- over 19 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 11 August 2026 to 12 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Recent posts
Dogs 🐶 Greyhounds are the fastest dogs in the world. They can reach speeds of up to 70 km/h — fast enough to keep pace with cars. quantumcat
🎨 Master of Camouflage This Chinese artist has reached the pinnacle of skill and technique in blending seamlessly into the environment quantumcat
An international safe-cracking competition is underway. The challenge: open a heavily secured safe containing a million dollars — in just five minutes. Whoever succeeds — keeps the money. First, the Americans take the stage. The judges turn off the lights, then back on. The Americans cracked the electronic lock — but failed on the mechanical one. Next, the Italians. Lights out, lights on — they managed the mechanic…
👁 A stunning art piece Crafted from your own pupils. quantumcat
🐊 A typical Aussie pastime Turns out it's not just cats who can't resist a laser pointer—crocodiles are into it too. quantumcat
🦍 Remember this: this is how it's done. A meticulous chimp shows a human the right way to wash hands. quantumcat
🐼 3D billboard featuring two giant pandas in the Tiguili district quantumcat
100-level egg opener quantumcat
🐾 Animazing — Unleash the cute chaos! 🐾 Zany animal antics, adorable fails & endless giggles. 👉 Dive into the fun. #ad
🦙 The most loyal taxi In Peru, alpacas and llamas aren't just livestock—they're trusted companions and family members. That's why you'll see scenes like this all across the country. quantumcat
🖥 What a brilliant idea A Reddit user turned an old PC case into a grill. quantumcat
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @quantumpaws0. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 28 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“quantumcat” (@quantumpaws0), 7 subscribers as measured 28 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/quantumpaws0.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.