2 measurements spanning 1 day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 118–120 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
9 Aug 2026, 04:30
119
no change
7 Aug 2026, 18:46
119
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 26 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 2 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Photos
127
Videos
24
Links
19
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Video runtime
37s
Average length
19s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
86 reactions across 16 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
custom 5359783254540961765
38
44.2%
custom 5452139551214548055
9
10.5%
custom 5355083340548419513
5
5.81%
custom 5355145978351461904
5
5.81%
🤡
5
5.81%
custom 5357288183484657609
4
4.65%
custom 5357415430480735126
4
4.65%
custom 5352637915019095622
3
3.49%
custom 5352744799575223554
3
3.49%
💘
3
3.49%
custom 5201688282924090630
2
2.33%
custom 5354979380865018853
2
2.33%
custom 5355194605971188716
2
2.33%
💩
1
1.16%
Custom emoji. 11 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 86reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 26 April 2026 to 2 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 20 we hold a reading for · 5%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @psylobacillum. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 26 April 2026 to 2 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
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Вечером святой покупал себе один боб, который съедал не ранее заката солнца…
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Ученые датировали вторым веком. Филологи философы решили
что текст записан от лица женского божества. Читаем вслух.
ГРОМ. СОВЕРШЕННЫЙ УМ
Я первая и я последняя.
Я почитаемая и презренная.
Я блудница и святая.
Я жена и я дева.
Я мать и я дочь.
Я бесплодна — и сыновей моих не счесть.
Велик мой брачный пир — а мужа я не знала.
Я та, что рождает, и та, что не …
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Знаете почти каждый сейчас в нашем прекрасном ебанутом капиталистическом обществе воспринимает себя как маленький завод. Ты и капитал и средствf производствf в одном лице. И вот стоит пару дней пострадать хуйней, ну прям чтобы от чистого сердца и сразу дискомфорт, фрустрация, стыд. Миллиарды клеток рабочих простаивают, тревога и депрессия. Но есть ли смысл в этой психической инерции? Почему нельзя наслаждаться бездел…
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ЮНГ
1925 год, 2 мая
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Нас не пустили в церковь Новомучеников — Господь не при делах, посредничество жрецов здесь только до 18:00. На выходе из Сретенского монастыря мы зашли во храм Владимирской иконы. Застали вечернюю службу — застывшие в благоговении прихожане, ровно как и мы, слушали пение церковного хора. Батюшка бубнил по молитвослову, феминный хор вторил ему куплетно. И это было прекрасно.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @psylobacillum. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Psylobacillum” (@psylobacillum), 119 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/psylobacillum.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
