Время вылететь с заднего сиденья в лобовуху. Один резкий удар по тормозам плюс гладкие кожаные чехлы — и я оладушком с тефлоновой сковородки соскользнула вперёд, навстречу приключениям. Всегда пристёгивайтесь👆
😱2

Channel
@prospalashabash
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
388subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 13 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001735206124 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @prospalashabash |
| Description | Мысли и фотки. Стихи и кот в неадекватном количестве. |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 13 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/prospalashabash |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 13:22 | 388 | no change |
| 13 Sept 2026, 12:47 | 388 | first reading |
14 posts held, back to 5 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 13 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 14 (5 September 2026 – 13 September 2026) |
| Views total | 2,861 |
| Reactions total | 183 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 13 Sept 2026, 13:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
183 reactions across 14 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 38.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 71 | 38.8% | |
| 🔥 | 27 | 14.8% | |
| 😁 | 22 | 12.0% | |
| 🤣 | 16 | 8.74% | |
| ❤🔥 | 10 | 5.46% | |
| 👍 | 8 | 4.37% | |
| 💊 | 5 | 2.73% | |
| 🤷♂ | 5 | 2.73% | |
| 🥰 | 5 | 2.73% | |
| 🌚 | 4 | 2.19% | |
| 🍾 | 4 | 2.19% | |
| 💘 | 4 | 2.19% | |
| 😱 | 2 | 1.09% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 183 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 5 September 2026 to 13 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Время вылететь с заднего сиденья в лобовуху. Один резкий удар по тормозам плюс гладкие кожаные чехлы — и я оладушком с тефлоновой сковородки соскользнула вперёд, навстречу приключениям. Всегда пристёгивайтесь👆
😱2
Наверное, большинство из вас знает "тест на Гомеса": когда ваш мужчина что-то говорит или делает, спросите себя, сказал/сделал бы так Гомес Аддамс по отношению к Мортише? И если нет, то вы сами знаете ответ. Но есть и менее распространённый — это "тест на Чингисхана". Примерно полпроцента всех мужчин мира являются носителями общего фрагмента ДНК, восходящего к Чингисхану. Он известен, наверное, всем, кто способен огл…
🔥2
Самая обожаемая мной парочка💔
💘4👍3
Отдаленный прибой мне доносит молву, Что уродство отныне красиво. У меня свои песни, меня потому Не волнуют чужие мотивы. Говорят, что грядёт небывалый подъём, Не внакладе случайный свидетель. Со мной ветер беседы ведёт обо всём, Что бывало и будет на свете. Друг ударит под дых, враг подставит плечо, Зло с добром в гармоничной картине. Моё солнце меня согревает лучом, Что теплее всех в мире каминов. Иллюзорное зна…
❤5
Виктимблейминг строится исключительно на страхе. Если обвинить жертву, её поведение, внешний вид, слова, если вывести связь между определёнными действиями и ответным насилием, значит, можно вести себя по-другому и гарантированно избежать последствий. Страшно представить себя на месте жертвы и признать, что такое может произойти с кем угодно.
👍5
Двумя платьями
🤣14🍾4❤2🥰1
Настюшка не купила туфли и на радостях от собственной осознанности вознаградила себя новым платьем Люцифер-Господь 1:0
❤8😁5💊2🤣2🥰2
Шанью и Мулан — химия beyond imaginable, change my mind. Как вообще можно сравнить с лощеной тряпкой, которая искренне возмущалась, типа КАААК, ЭТОТ СОЛДАТ, КОТОРЫЙ МНЕ ТАК НРАВИЛСЯ, НА САМОМ ДЕЛЕ НЕ МУЖИК?? ИЗГНАТЬ
😁5💊1
Саурон показывал "Кольца власти"
😁6💊1
Когда думаешь, что ниже этот говносериал не может пасть, появляется близнец Элронда, избравший людскую участь, С ДЛИННЫМИ ВОЛОСАМИ, в то время как эльф с короткими. То есть ПАРИК У НИХ БЫЛ, но они отдали его человеку, а не эльфу
🤷♂5🌚4😁2💊1
Давай возьмём паузу, месяц иль два, Передохнём друг от друга немного. Нет, не порвём нашу связь навсегда, На общую после вернёмся дорогу. Она, согласись, нам обоим нужна: Я посмотрю варианты получше. Но я опасаюсь остаться одна, Так что побудь пока мною приручен. На время расстанемся: я не хочу Чем-то рискнуть, а вдруг ты самый лучший? Но у меня уже нет прежних чувств, Ты, если честно, успел мне наскучить. И если …
🔥5❤1
🎧🎧🎧
❤15🔥7❤🔥2🥰2
Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @prospalashabash. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Я проспала шабаш” (@prospalashabash), 388 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/prospalashabash.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.