Channel
@pozitivchik_Vt
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
512subscribers
-52 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001591911021 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @pozitivchik_Vt |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/pozitivchik_Vt |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 15:17 | 512 | -7 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 11:54 | 519 | -11 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 06:27 | 530 | -10 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 06:58 | 540 | -2 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 05:54 | 542 | -21 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 05:45 | 563 | -1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 11:16 | 564 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 1 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 20 December 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
387 reactions across 20 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 94 | 24.3% | |
| 🔥 | 82 | 21.2% | |
| 👏 | 81 | 20.9% | |
| 🤣 | 81 | 20.9% | |
| 😁 | 45 | 11.6% | |
| 💯 | 2 | 0.517% | |
| 🙉 | 2 | 0.517% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 387 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 December 2025 to 20 December 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
На лавочке в сквере сидят две девицы в супер-мини-юбках, мимо проходит старушка и говорит: — Девочки, в наше время это дело было принято мыть, а не проветривать! Анекдоты | Шутки
🤣6👍5👏4🔥4
— Доктор, я думаю, что моя жена умерла. — А почему Вы так думаете? — Потому что секс все тот же, а посуда в раковине накапливается. Анекдоты | Шутки
👍6🤣5🔥3👏2🙉2
— Мама, а как люди появились на свет? — Нас сотворил Господь. — А папа сказал, что мы произошли от обезьян. — Ну я тебе про своих родственников рассказываю, а папа про своих... Анекдоты | Шутки
😁6👍5🔥5👏4
В аптеке: — Дайте мне успокоительного! — Вам в каплях или в таблетках? — Не зли меня, падла!!! Анекдоты | Шутки
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Одесса. Старый еврей забегает в кабинет уролога, снимает нижнее белье и кричит, показывая на причинное место: — Доктор, ну шо мне с этим делать?! Вы посмотрите — маленький, сморщенный, висит! Шо делать?! Доктор грустно: — Шо делать... Донашивать... Анекдоты | Шутки
👍6🤣6🔥5👏3
— А расскажи-ка мне, дорогой супруг, откуда это ты вчера на рогах пришёл?! — Опаньки! А давай-ка сначала ты мне расскажешь, откуда у меня рога?! Анекдоты | Шутки
😁7👏5🔥4👍3
В полумраке каморки Папа Карло наступает на кучку опилок: — Буратино..! Скотина..! Опять насрал..?! Анекдоты | Шутки
🤣7👍4👏3🔥3
— Надо всё делать правильно! Вот ты какой рукой свою жопу вытираешь? — Правой. — Во-от! А надо туалетной бумагой..! Анекдоты | Шутки
🔥6🤣5👏4👍2💯2
— Дети мои, я умираю... принесите мне стакан воды... — Папа, сегодня первое января, все умирают, сам сходи... Анекдоты | Шутки
👏7🤣7👍6🔥1
Папа с сыном гуляют вокруг Московского Кремля: — Папа, а для чего нужна Кремлевская стена? — Чтоб не перелезли гады... — А откуда, снаружи или изнутри?... Анекдоты | Шутки
😁8👍5👏5🔥2
Бабка пришла сдавать анализы. Медсестра, посмотрев на содержимое банки и говорит: — Бабуля, да это же подсолнечное масло! — Ой! А я то думаю, почему дед жалуется, что картошка подгорает… Анекдоты | Шутки
🤣7🔥6👍4👏4
Автомеханик, забрав сына из детского садика идет домой, маленький сын спрашивает у него: — Пап а почему солнышко утром всходит а вечером заходит? — Сынок, работает и хрен с ним... Анекдоты | Шутки
😁7👍5🔥5👏3
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @pozitivchik_Vt. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Анекдоты 🔸 Шутки🔸Приколы” (@pozitivchik_Vt), 512 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pozitivchik_Vt.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.