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پستچی‌‌دفتر‌آقای‌‌هاجینز.

@post_hodjins

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

158subscribers

+15 since we began measuring on 12 September 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002402779699
TypeChannel
Username@post_hodjins
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded12 September 2026
Last confirmed live31 October 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 31 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/post_hodjins

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 27 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

143160151.512 September 2026 — 143 subscribers12 September 2026 — 143 subscribers27 September 2026 — 157 subscribers8 October 2026 — 158 subscribers15 October 2026 — 157 subscribers23 October 2026 — 160 subscribers31 October 2026 — 158 subscribers15812 September 202631 October 2026
7 measurements spanning 49 days, net +15. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 140–163 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
31 Oct 2026, 12:05158-2
23 Oct 2026, 10:55160+3
15 Oct 2026, 18:17157-1
8 Oct 2026, 20:20158+1
27 Sept 2026, 16:20157+14
12 Sept 2026, 10:22143no change
12 Sept 2026, 09:47143first reading

Engagement

15 posts held, back to 31 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 15 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

50 reactions across 9 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
💘2550.0%
😭1938.0%
🆒612.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 50 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 31 August 2026 to 10 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

10 Sept 2026, 20:48 UTC42 views4 reactionsread 12 September 2026

امیدوارم تو راه چپ کنی خاله.

💘4

10 Sept 2026, 20:47 UTC43 views6 reactionsread 12 September 2026

خواستگار آخوندم میگه مشکلی با چادر نزدنم نداره بعد مامان خواستگار پزشکم تا فهمید مانتوییم گفت: فرمودید دختر خانم‌تون چادری نیستن؟ پس ما می‌ریم دورامون‌و می‌زنیم برمی‌گردیم. هاهاها.

🆒6

10 Sept 2026, 16:16 UTC47 views3 reactionsread 12 September 2026

چطور بگم. اگر من رو مادر در نظر بگیریم، ایران بچه‌‌ی خودمه و یمن بچه‌ی مردمی که دارم توی سرش می‌زنم.

💘3

6 Sept 2026, 17:04 UTC75 views6 reactionsread 12 September 2026

من اوه‌ی واژگونم. خودکشی نه‌، می‌خوام زندگی کنم. ولی منتظر شکار یه موقعیت برای شروع نشستم تا دم به تله بده. اونقدر برای لذت بردن از لحظه‌م برنامه می‌ریزم و خیال‌هارو می‌بافم و می‌بافم تا تمام حافظه‌ی مغزم پر می‌شه. بعد برای خالی شدنش، مجبورم همون کلافی که شب و روز و خواب و خوراک رو ازم گرفته بود حذف کنم. نمی‌دونم چطور بگم. کج‌دار و مریز طی نمی‌کنم تا چرخ فلک بچرخه و بهم لبخند بزنه. اگر که نشد و تکه‌ی پازل سر جای درست…

💘6

6 Sept 2026, 16:59 UTC66 views4 reactionsread 12 September 2026

اوه بهونه نمی‌آورد. واقعاً دلش می‌خواست بمیره. مشکل این بود که برای این تصمیم برنامه چیده بود. اون می‌خواست یه روز از خواب بیدار شه، قهوه‌ی صبحگاهیش رو بنوشه‌، لیوانش رو بشوره‌، کف خونه رو پلاستیک بکشه، با دریل سقف رو سوراخ کنه، طناب رو آویزون کنه و بعد بره سراغ کت و شلوارش. اون‌ها رو بپوشه، وصیت نامه‌ش رو توی جیب شلوارش بذاره، روی چهارپایه بره، برای آخرین بار به خونه‌ش نگاهی بندازه و تمام؛ در آرامش بمیره. به‌خاطر هم…

💘4

6 Sept 2026, 16:57 UTC64 views4 reactionsread 12 September 2026

یه بار به خاطر اینکه هوا داشت رو به تاریکی می‌رفت و برای سوراخ کردن سقفی که جای قلاب طناب دار می‌شد دیر بود. دفعه بعدی برای اینکه رادیاتورهای خونه پروانه خراب شده بود و معلومه که اوه نمی‌تونست اجازه بده دخترهای سه‌ساله و هفت‌ساله‌ی پروانه توی سرما بمونن. بنظرش درست کردن رادیاتورها به خودکشی‌ـش اولویت داشت. دلیل عقب افتادن سومین اقدام به خودکشی‌ـش هم اداره‌ی گاز بود. چون کارمند لعنتی‌ـش قبول نمی‌کرد‌ وسط ماه، گاز خونه…

💘4

Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @post_hodjins. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 31 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“پستچی‌‌دفتر‌آقای‌‌هاجینز.” (@post_hodjins), 158 subscribers as measured 31 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/post_hodjins.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.