🤡🇺🇸 Sigue la guerra de Donald Troll. Ahora está matando de hambre a sus propios seguidores. @PinchNews
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Channel
@pinch_klub
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
1,009subscribers
+3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001429391130 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @pinch_klub |
| Created | Between 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/pinch_klub |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 14:17 | 1,009 | +2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 08:23 | 1,007 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 11:32 | 1,006 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 19 (4 August 2026 – 7 August 2026) |
| Views total | 2,948 |
| Reactions total | 259 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Aug 2026, 11:32 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
259 reactions across 19 posts, in 20 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💯 | 54 | 20.8% | |
| 🤣 | 51 | 19.7% | |
| 🤮 | 50 | 19.3% | |
| 👍 | 22 | 8.49% | |
| 👏 | 22 | 8.49% | |
| 🤡 | 12 | 4.63% | |
| 🤬 | 10 | 3.86% | |
| 😁 | 7 | 2.70% | |
| 🤯 | 6 | 2.32% | |
| 💩 | 5 | 1.93% | |
| 😱 | 4 | 1.54% | |
| 🖕 | 3 | 1.16% | |
| ⚡ | 2 | 0.772% | |
| ✍ | 2 | 0.772% | |
| ❤ | 2 | 0.772% | |
| 💊 | 2 | 0.772% | |
| 😨 | 2 | 0.772% | |
| 👀 | 1 | 0.386% | |
| 🔥 | 1 | 0.386% | |
| 🤔 | 1 | 0.386% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 259reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
🤡🇺🇸 Sigue la guerra de Donald Troll. Ahora está matando de hambre a sus propios seguidores. @PinchNews
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UN AVISO A NUEVOS MIEMBROS DEL CANAL @PinchNews no tiene como objetivo específico informar del desarrollo de las operaciones militares en Irán y ukraini 🤡🇺🇦 Para eso ya hay un montón de canales especializados. No es necesario repetir. El objetivo de PinchNews es ofrecer una visión sarcástica de la realidad y combatir la lacra del anticomunismo. Si lo que buscas es un canal como Eureka News o InfoDefense no estás e…
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🤡🇪🇸 El novio de Alasko y los Pegamocos, Mario Porquerizo se sincera: Soy un maricón en una feria. Anteriormente había asegurado que él no es homosexual. 🤣🤣🤣 Como Donaldo, que dice no haber conocido a Epstein. @PinchNews
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🇲🇽☠️ México. Asesinan al influencer César Gastélum mientras hacía un directo por una red social. 10 «creadores de contenido» han sido asesinados en los últimos dos años por los cárteles en el Estado de Sinaloa. El gobierno de México DF ha perdido el control de los Estados del Norte del país y las bandas criminales imponen su ley. El número de asesinatos crece conforme pasa el tiempo. La culpa de todo es de Hernán…
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La foto del año... 🐀🇲🇦 Un policía marroquí le rompe la cabeza con una piedra a un «migrante». Aún no se sabe el motivo. Se sospecha que Mohammed el Gay tenía previsto que algunos de estos «migrantes» permanecieran en Ceuta como una fuerza de okupación. Algunos volvieron y se sintió decepcionada. Mientras tanto, los subn... «decoloniales» de América Latina contentísimos con que la dictadura marroquí «recupere» esa…
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卐🇮🇱 El holocausto de los habichuelos ⤴️ La propaganda capitalista se llena la boca con los 6 millones de Elegidos asesinados por Hitler en el «Holocausto». Sin embargo, omiten que los nazis fueron considerados responsables de los 60 millones de muertes de la II Guerra Mundial por un tribunal internacional en Nuremberg. Sentencia firme. ¿Por qué lo omiten? Porque 27 millones de esos 60 millones eran soviéticos ☭ 🚩 …
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🤡🇺🇸🇬🇧 Los anglos proponen una «solución sostenible definitiva». ▪️No lo llaman «genocidio», pero se parece bastante a «solución final» 卐 🧑🏼🏫 Un artículo publicado en la revista Sustainable Development dice que reducir a la mitad la población mundial conduciría a la recuperación de los hábitats, a una disminución de las emisiones de gases de efecto invernadero y a una reducción de los conflictos por recursos, apart…
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🤡🇺🇦 Hitos de la independencia de ukraini. ▪️A partir de 1991, las bandas musicales del ejército ukro abandonaron los tradicionales bailes rusos por ser demasiado circenses y se adoptó una especie de claqué estilo Fred Astaire de Lerdópolis, con el objeto de llamar la atención de Hollywood. @PinchNews
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🚀💥 Un cohete de Felon Musk se ha estrellado contra la Luna. ▪️4 toneladas. 8.700 km/h. Un cráter nuevo de 18 metros. 🧨 El cohete llevaba 19 meses a la deriva, igual que el loco este, que va a la deriva desde que naZió. 💥 Lo peor no es el golpe. Lo peor es que no existe ninguna ley que obligue a Felon a limpiar el estropicio. 🤡卐🇿🇦 El nazi sudafricano pasará a la Historia como el primer «humano» en contaminar un cu…
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Ni que me regalaran el billete de avión y la estancia. #FUCK IϟRAEL 卐🇮🇱# @PinchNews
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¿Por qué la palabra «presidenta» es errónea? El lenguaje «de género» se debería llamar «lenguaje degenerado». Nuestros idiomas romances tienen femenino y masculino para todo. Sería una paranoia infernal otorgar tres géneros a todo. Los anglos 🤡🇬🇧🇺🇸 no tienen ese problema. No existe el típico plasta que exige que digas prasidant en lugar de president. ▪️En castellano, existen los participios activos como derivado de…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @pinch_klub. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 476,462 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
@pinch_klub named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all.A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Pinch News” (@pinch_klub), 1,009 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pinch_klub.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.