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Подслушано село Пездово

@pezdovo_podslushano

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40,528subscribers

-2,091 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001237100634
TypeChannel
Username@pezdovo_podslushano
DescriptionМестная группа села Пездово Добро пожаловать, дорогие Пездовчане! Заявки принимаются автоматически! Реклама: @deephub x @milanatgads
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 November 2026
Measurements held63
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 8 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/pezdovo_podslushano

Topic

Local community — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 44% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

40,52842,61941,573.56 August 20268 November 2026
63 measurements spanning 94 days, net -2,091. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 40,214–42,933 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 63
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Nov 2026, 04:1840,528-19
7 Nov 2026, 01:3140,547-23
5 Nov 2026, 22:3040,570-24
4 Nov 2026, 22:2540,594-28
4 Nov 2026, 01:0940,622-19
3 Nov 2026, 00:4640,641-25
1 Nov 2026, 22:3640,666-20
31 Oct 2026, 22:0440,686-15
30 Oct 2026, 23:3040,701-20
29 Oct 2026, 22:3740,721-9
28 Oct 2026, 22:4740,730-19
27 Oct 2026, 20:1940,749-23
26 Oct 2026, 16:4640,772-27
25 Oct 2026, 14:0140,799-25
24 Oct 2026, 14:0440,824-12
23 Oct 2026, 17:0140,836-14
22 Oct 2026, 17:5740,850-20
21 Oct 2026, 16:3640,870-18
20 Oct 2026, 10:0540,888-21
19 Oct 2026, 06:4040,909first reading

Engagement

309 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 249 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
3.44%
avg views ÷ 40,528 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,390
97 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.46%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
97
of 309 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 95 of 97 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 9 November 2026
Posts held309 (30 July 2026 – 9 November 2026)
Views total135,222
Reactions total3,270
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken9 Nov 2026, 08:35 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈2,640
Videos
≈194
Links
≈2,550

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
7m 01s
Average length
18s

Measured directly from 24 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

12,178 reactions across 305 posts, in 23 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 55.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤6,75555.5%
👍2,00616.5%
🥰7326.01%
🔥6535.36%
😁6535.36%
👏2722.23%
🍾1521.25%
💩1441.18%
💋1301.07%
🤡1080.887%
🤬1050.862%
🍌680.558%
🤯540.443%
🥴470.386%
🗿440.361%
😘410.337%
🙉390.32%
😎380.312%
😢350.287%
🤔350.287%
3 further kinds670.55%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 306 of the 309 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 12,178 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 309 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 9 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
5
across the posts below
Posts paid on
4
of 309 we hold a reading for · 1%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @pezdovo_podslushano. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 309 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 30 July 2026 to 9 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 1 of 97 posts held from the last 30 days (1.03%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

9 Nov 2026, 06:07 UTC354 views8 reactionsread 9 November 2026
Photo

Жители улицы «Хуевкина» жалуются на состояние дороги. Однако, по словам мэра, дорога там идеальная, ведь все деньги были вложены в новый спиртзавод. Подслушано село Пездово

👍3🤯3💋1🥰1

8 Nov 2026, 11:52 UTC826 views24 reactionsread 9 November 2026
Photo

Здравствуйте, соседи! Спешу сообщить то что ищу женушку своему сыночку - Игорьку! Особых просьб к невестке нет, главное чтобы зарплаты хватало на дозу Игорьку, чтоб могла родить минимум 5 детей, остальное обсудим при встрече. Жду вас в доме 35 на улице Ебалово! (И да Игорек слева) Подслушано село Пездово

❤20👍3🤨1

7 Nov 2026, 18:07 UTC≈1,180 views32 reactionsread 9 November 2026
Photo

Вера Ломкина с улицы Аномалий, 21 это уже не смешно блять. Каждый раз когда ночью иду в магазин "Магазин" через твой участок, высераю из себя небоскрёб сука. Каждый раз вижу этих тощих упырей у тебя на заднем дворе. Кто они? Твои любовники? Твои охранники? Это просто садовая декорация? Админу как всегда добра и позитива, но сделайте с этим что-нибудь, пожалуйста. Подслушано село Пездово

❤26👍5😁1

7 Nov 2026, 10:14 UTC≈1,360 views37 reactionsread 9 November 2026
Photo

Ищу дикую львицу (58-70 лет) для страстных отношений. Меня зовут Вячеслав Владимирович мне 67 лет был женат 2 раза. Сидел 30 лет за 2 убийства. Сейчас вот недавно вышел. Нужна страстная мадемуазель для молодёжных посилелок в кафе и отсосика) ПИШИТЕ ЗАЙКИ!!!! Подслушано село Пездово

🔥27❤8👍2

6 Nov 2026, 16:34 UTC≈1,370 views35 reactionsread 9 November 2026
Photo

Продам самодельный термоядерный реактор. Делал его для отопления в доме но при эксплосрации произошёл маленький выброс радиоактивных элементов и теперь пол села нахуй зараженно радиацией. Цена: 1500₽. Писать в лс. Подслушано село Пездово

❤28👍6🔥1

6 Nov 2026, 15:11 UTC≈1,290 views31 reactionsread 9 November 2026
Photo

Доброго времени суток, уважаемые односельчане, хотелось бы пожаловаться. Развожусь с женой сейчас. После того, как она изменила мне с иностранным специалистом из Африканского племени Масаи. В результате, всё единственное нажитое имущество (ВАЗ 2106) было поделено в пропорциях 70% на 30%. Большая часть машины досталась бывшей супруге. Прошу вас о помощи! Куда мне обратиться, чтоб мне вернули мои недостающие 20% автомо…

👏21👍4❤3🤯3

6 Nov 2026, 10:00 UTC≈1,340 views42 reactionsread 9 November 2026
Photo

7б, это учительница математики Маргарита Егоровна. Помните вы говорили,что если я съем кирпич, то всем вам я ставлю 2 за год. Поздравляю! У вас два! Подслушано село Пездово

❤33😁8👍1

6 Nov 2026, 09:00 UTC≈1,270 views1 reactionsread 9 November 2026
Video

Блин, опять впн не работает... Знакомо?) А мне с этим впном нет🙃 📡 Обходки глушилок и белых списков 🌎 Много локаций 💻 Бесконечное количество устройств 🌐 Безлимит на трафик(обходки тоже безлимит) 💛 SAVE VPN — ЛУЧШИЙ VPN! Попробуй бесплатно👇

😁1

6 Nov 2026, 06:07 UTC≈1,330 views31 reactionsread 9 November 2026
Photo

Дорогие Пездовчане, ищу молодого парня для совместных занятий у меня в квартире в ночное время суток. С меня в качестве оплаты за вечер сосательные конфеты "красный петушок". Проживаю на улице Пидорской, дом 2 Подслушано село Пездово

❤25👍6

5 Nov 2026, 18:50 UTC≈1,410 views29 reactionsread 9 November 2026
Photo

Новый учитель карате в селе! Павел Долбоебов Ебланович решил начать обучать односельчан каратэ. Плата 1 бутылка воды.. В неделю или же 400 рублей в неделю.. Подслушано село Пездово

❤25👍4

5 Nov 2026, 17:50 UTC≈1,380 views16 reactionsread 9 November 2026
Video

Твоя горячая ИИ Милфа 🔞 — Флиртуй с ИИ милфой 🍑 — Раздевай и заставляй подчиняться 🍆 — Проси у неё нюдсы 📷 — Играй с ней как только хочешь 🍑

💊12🙉3❤1

Showing the 12 most recent of 309 posts we hold for @pezdovo_podslushano. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts recorded as deleted after publishing

We recorded 111 posts on @pezdovo_podslushano as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.

A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.

First seen missing
7 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
7 November 2026
Median time before seen missing
3 days
Seen missing in the last 30 days
36

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

18 Sept 2026, 19:04 UTCAnonymous Poll610 voters

Будем ли проводить выборы?

  1. Да36%
  2. Нет12%
  3. Хочу скинуться администрации на новую машину52%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 309 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 9 November 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Подслушано село Пездово” (@pezdovo_podslushano), 40,528 subscribers as measured 8 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pezdovo_podslushano.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.