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Подслушано село Пездово

@pezdovo_podslushano

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Polls · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry

41,451subscribers

-1,168 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001237100634
TypeChannel
Username@pezdovo_podslushano
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live25 September 2026
Measurements held35
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 25 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/pezdovo_podslushano

Topic

Local community — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 44% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

41,45142,61942,0356 August 2026 — 42,619 subscribers6 August 2026 — 42,619 subscribers6 August 2026 — 42,602 subscribers7 August 2026 — 42,568 subscribers8 August 2026 — 42,547 subscribers9 August 2026 — 42,522 subscribers10 August 2026 — 42,503 subscribers11 August 2026 — 42,482 subscribers12 August 2026 — 42,464 subscribers14 August 2026 — 42,437 subscribers15 August 2026 — 42,402 subscribers17 August 2026 — 42,360 subscribers18 August 2026 — 42,338 subscribers19 August 2026 — 42,321 subscribers20 August 2026 — 42,281 subscribers21 August 2026 — 42,258 subscribers23 August 2026 — 42,235 subscribers24 August 2026 — 42,200 subscribers25 August 2026 — 42,173 subscribers26 August 2026 — 42,137 subscribers27 August 2026 — 42,113 subscribers28 August 2026 — 42,106 subscribers29 August 2026 — 42,072 subscribers31 August 2026 — 42,039 subscribers1 September 2026 — 42,007 subscribers2 September 2026 — 41,989 subscribers3 September 2026 — 41,953 subscribers5 September 2026 — 41,929 subscribers7 September 2026 — 41,867 subscribers10 September 2026 — 41,798 subscribers12 September 2026 — 41,745 subscribers14 September 2026 — 41,725 subscribers16 September 2026 — 41,664 subscribers18 September 2026 — 41,619 subscribers25 September 2026 — 41,451 subscribers6 August 202625 September 2026
35 measurements spanning 50 days, net -1,168. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 41,276–42,794 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 35
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
25 Sept 2026, 05:4241,451-168
18 Sept 2026, 17:5841,619-45
16 Sept 2026, 07:2141,664-61
14 Sept 2026, 10:1641,725-20
12 Sept 2026, 22:3941,745-53
10 Sept 2026, 21:5741,798-69
7 Sept 2026, 23:5741,867-62
5 Sept 2026, 01:2041,929-24
3 Sept 2026, 09:4341,953-36
2 Sept 2026, 05:0541,989-18
1 Sept 2026, 01:2842,007-32
31 Aug 2026, 00:3442,039-33
29 Aug 2026, 21:5642,072-34
28 Aug 2026, 18:3442,106-7
27 Aug 2026, 21:1442,113-24
26 Aug 2026, 19:5742,137-36
25 Aug 2026, 18:1242,173-27
24 Aug 2026, 21:0642,200-35
23 Aug 2026, 04:1342,235-23
21 Aug 2026, 17:5642,258first reading

Engagement

168 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 122 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
3.47%
avg views ÷ 41,451 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,440
99 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.62%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
99
of 168 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 97 of 99 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 24 September 2026
Posts held168 (30 July 2026 – 24 September 2026)
Views total142,386
Reactions total3,683
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken25 Sept 2026, 00:58 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
5m 19s
Average length
20s

Measured directly from 16 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

6,722 reactions across 166 posts, in 23 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 53.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤3,57553.2%
👍1,16917.4%
🔥4456.62%
🥰4236.29%
😁2904.31%
👏1522.26%
🍾1011.50%
💩991.47%
💋981.46%
🤡921.37%
🥴430.64%
🍌400.595%
🤬380.565%
😘360.536%
🤔300.446%
😢260.387%
💊160.238%
🤯150.223%
😎100.149%
🤪100.149%
3 further kinds140.208%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 166 of the 168 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6,722 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 168 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 24 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 168 we hold a reading for · 0.6%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @pezdovo_podslushano. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 168 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 30 July 2026 to 24 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

24 Sept 2026, 16:19 UTC455 views20 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

UFC ОТДЫХАЕТ! В нашем пездово завтра открывается бойцовский клуб «VODKA FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP» (можно просто битва бомжей за водку). Первые бои уже завтра. Приходите во двор заброшенного дома за помойкой и будем вместе наблюдать за боями. Ставки принимаются навозом и водкой. Подслушано село Пездово

👍16❤4

24 Sept 2026, 15:04 UTC518 viewsread 25 September 2026
Video

💎 250 спинов ПРОСТО ЗА ВХОД! Никакого депозита. Нажимаешь Играть — получаешь 250 FS на любимые игры.

24 Sept 2026, 06:07 UTC876 views40 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Ищу фельдшера скорой помощи которая сегодня в 5 утра откачивала меня от солевого передоза . Понравилась😘 . Кстати извини что блеванул на тебя 😢 Пиши в лс, пж😙 Подслушано село Пездово

👍22❤8👏6😁3🤬1

23 Sept 2026, 14:07 UTC≈1,100 views20 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Пацаны! Все ко мне на хату! У меня мама уехала в город(на 2 недели).Так что берите напиточки и хавчик и ко мне. Девочек тоже берите😈 Подслушано село Пездово

❤18🔥2

23 Sept 2026, 09:00 UTC≈1,120 views32 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Построил у себя в хате ванну! Теперь прямо как у этих городских! ЗАВИДУЙТЕ!😘 Подслушано село Пездово

❤25👍7

23 Sept 2026, 06:07 UTC≈1,130 views23 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Антицеллюлитные лавочки появились в Пездово!! И это в первый же день после выборов! Подслушано село Пездово

❤12👍8😁2🥰1

22 Sept 2026, 15:14 UTC≈1,280 views33 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Отдам красивого попугая в хорошие руки(в плохие тоже отдам похуй мне). Утром любит петь(заебал), разбирается в рэпе и эстраде. Может сторожить ваш дом от злых соседей. Подслушано село Пездово

❤22🥰6👍5

22 Sept 2026, 14:14 UTC≈1,180 views6 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Video

В Telegram появилось лицензионное казино Пробуйте: @TonPlay

🤡6

22 Sept 2026, 06:07 UTC≈1,380 views39 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Новые луки нашего главного врача психушки Кукуха Нахуй. А какой Вам больше зашёл? Первый- серьёзный, второй- игривый. Именно вторым луком Карен Артакович соблазнил свою жену Оксану (для своих Окси большая сиська). Третий лук-рабочий, четвёртый для разных там совещаний и пятый-домашний, в котором Карен Артакович хуярит чистый спирт. Ему походу самому лечение нужно. Подслушано село Пездово

❤30🔥5👍2💋2

21 Sept 2026, 16:00 UTC≈1,370 views50 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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В нашем магазине "магазин" появился первый козёл кассир в мире. Пусть городские завидуют. Администрацией было принято такое решение, поскольку уже третья продавщица за неделю нажралась и валяется в кустах. Козлу не наливать! Подслушано село Пездово

🔥26❤11🥰7😁4👍2

21 Sept 2026, 11:00 UTC≈1,290 views59 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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СРОЧНЫЙ СБОР, ОДНОСЕЛЬЧАНЕ!!! В нашем селе в 19 доме поселились два цыганена - Яша Лава (слева) и Ягон Дон (справа), которые за 4 дня жизни в селе успели съесть трёх наших односельчан! Сегодня сбор в селе с вилами и факелами в 22:00, будем выжигать эту ебаную цыганскую падаль 🔥🔥🔥 С любовью, администрация села ☺️ Подслушано село Пездово

❤34🍾10👍10🔥3🍌1😁1

21 Sept 2026, 06:07 UTC≈1,410 views33 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Распаковка подарочной корзины для жителей села идёт полным ходом😍 Местные жители с большим энтузиазмом отнеслись к данному событию — 3 человека госпитализированы с ножевыми ранениями, один скончался на месте. Завтра будем дарить поминальную корзину, приходите 🔥 Подслушано село Пездово

❤28🔥2🍌1👍1😁1

Showing the 12 most recent of 168 posts we hold for @pezdovo_podslushano. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

18 Sept 2026, 19:04 UTCAnonymous Poll610 voters

Будем ли проводить выборы?

  1. Да36%
  2. Нет12%
  3. Хочу скинуться администрации на новую машину52%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 168 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 24 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Подслушано село Пездово” (@pezdovo_podslushano), 41,451 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pezdovo_podslushano.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.