不要买这个,喝起来像发烧时🤮的胃酸。
🔥5😱1
Signed atlasnow

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@personacan
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77subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002049890626 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @personacan |
| Description | 介绍那些买回来并不好用的东西们。 投稿 -> @qpomelo (这不是投稿 bot,是频道主,偷懒还没做 bot) |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 7 November 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 3 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/personacan |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Aug 2026, 20:32 | 77 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 18:48 | 77 | first reading |
12 posts held, back to 7 November 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 January 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
51 reactions across 10 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 72.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 37 | 72.5% | |
| 😢 | 9 | 17.6% | |
| 😁 | 3 | 5.88% | |
| 😱 | 1 | 1.96% | |
| 🤯 | 1 | 1.96% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 51 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 7 November 2023 to 28 January 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
不要买这个,喝起来像发烧时🤮的胃酸。
🔥5😱1
Signed atlasnow
避坑一下 【五彩青蛙】海水鱼 买回到家跟自闭症一样戳它才动跟你妈一块五彩斑斓的石头一样,戳完象征性动几下然后又跟着不动了,我还以为是死了,结果那个B鳃到动的挺勤快,结果因为是完好无损的活体没什么大问题所以还不能退货退款遂愤而养下来了 逼养的拿镊子夹着蛋白虫在它脸上晃悠都不吃一口纯纯自闭症转世这种B鱼估摸着就是因为看着像有毒然后所有鱼都不去吃它于是给繁衍到现在的 #海水鱼 #热带鱼 #调色板 #生物大灭绝 #全裸 #原神 #科比 #不要笑挑战
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Signed atlasnow
啊啊啊啊 這東西是船升級頭等艙送的 難吃死了,全是香精味 不推薦,而且我走到別人面前看發覺還有不同口味,草草草
😢5
Signed 寧
给家里人买的酒精测试仪很有效,能够及时拆穿他们没喝多少的谎言!🥰🥰
🔥7
Signed QPomelo
N3. 香奈儿柔和净肤泡沫洁面乳 之前那瓶宝丽快用完了,看了一圈推荐买了它,洗过一次脸之后感觉绷得离谱,清洁…我不好说了 所以题外话,推荐一波宝丽家的洗面奶()感觉他家洗完之后脸还是滑的
Signed 寧
N2. LG 34WK95U 第一次屏幕背光模组里有灰尘屏幕还闪烁就换了一台,等了一周换回来的新屏幕中间有莫名其妙的阴影 刚刚联系客服,也有点听不懂人话 为啥我买电子产品总踩坑啊😭
😁3
Signed 寧
R3 iPad磁吸墙充套件 别的不多说,看图,这玩意作为一个3D爱好件的性质估计大于它作为一个成熟商品的性质,感觉iPad放上去我就不敢拿下来了,一拿下来它能拉低整堵墙的颜值😵💫 最终我的处理方法:直接进垃圾桶,倒是也能和投稿踩坑异闻录双关起来
🔥5
Signed Rimu
R2. 山泽家的水晶头 推特上发完 高兴的 ,来宁老师的异闻录这边更新一条吐槽和提醒。大家买网络耗材的时候,一定要注意品牌对应!虽然是有国际标准的,但是如果和我一样想当然的认为山泽的超六类水晶头可以和绿联的超六类线正常兼容的话,那叫外卖(如果叫的到的话)并操作退货将会是唯一的出路。 师傅说,绿联的超六类铜芯比较粗,有小七类的感觉了,山泽的超六类水晶头的线卡留的孔位比较小和紧凑,是进不去的。。。 还好我家附近美团叫的到水晶头,若非师傅经验丰富能用6类线钳打7类头。。。我家网络就要安装未半而中道崩殂了。。。
🔥4
Signed Rimu
N1.1. 之前和客服联系送去修理了,现在遇到的问题以及客服的解答 1. 关机有电流声; 这是正常现象的,在设备关机后没有办法在短时间内完全放电,所以有电流声是正常情况,您可以在使用后拔掉电源的。 2. 开机后有蜂鸣声; 这是正常现象的,在连接 4K 源的时候会出现这样的问题,建议您可以使用 1080p 源。 3. 机器本体断电后无法在正常时间内完成放电; 这是正常现象的,机器确实没有办法在一个很短的时间内完全放电,所以灯光保持亮一段时间也是正常的,您可以在拔掉电之后多等一段时间。 每次修理这个倒霉机器,我都要跑几十公里回家,寄走,然后等它修好,装上,测试,有问题,客服对抗,寄出... 来来回回三次维修一次换机了,倒霉明基,没下次了。
Signed 寧
R1. 阿达帕林凝胶 同事安利的祛痘神器,它也确实尽到了祛痘药该尽的义务,就是效果有一些太猛了,脸上已经连着三天蜕皮了() 是明显到会让友人提问的那种程度😵💫 “药理温和”(x
🔥6
Signed Rimu
N1. BenQ W1800 这倒霉投影仪修了三次没修好,换了台新的,结果新的也抽风 安静的屋子总是听见电流声,开机它自己还在那飙高音 倒霉明基没有下次了
😢4🔥2
Signed 寧
#图图 #理想射速1920发/分钟 #修到哭爹 #机器属性克制肉属性 #香港的齿轮像坨史 #角磨机 hello hello,我又来给大家介绍我买了什么猪鼻玩意儿了 今天给大家带来的是 守护神家的钢切移柱齿 一共3个齿轮100将近,专业名词就略过了 组的是18:1(前面的数字越小射速越快,18是最慢了)ldx绿波和svt1.88火控 电机用的是99包邮的超力有刷(电机齿轮工艺是粉压) 组好了如图1(单发模式) 然后迫不及待拿去试枪(图2,全自动,理论射速是30发⬆️⬇️每秒) 然后下了一次场,第二天发现无法正常发射了(如图三) 于是拆下来进行检修,发现钢齿(shs)被锌合金的粉压工艺(电机)被磨平了,什么狗屁钢铁齿,连最脆的锌都能单杀(图4) 不说别的,大陆的⚙️也太特么嗯造了,要么就是香港特别行政区的⚙️太特么不耐造了 自组发射器不要买守护神,会变得不幸
🔥3🤯1
Signed atlasnow
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