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- Use the medkit on him15%
- Give him the painkillers6%
- Give him the mystery pills52%
- Give him a kiss27%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
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Channel
@pepejourney
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry
850subscribers
-7 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002238364185 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @pepejourney |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 9 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/pepejourney |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Sept 2026, 17:56 | 850 | -1 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 15:04 | 851 | -3 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 11:35 | 854 | -2 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 08:03 | 856 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 01:18 | 857 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 14:31 | 857 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 11 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
350 reactions across 20 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.7% of them.
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|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5864027176893943469 | 146 | 41.7% | |
| custom 5832702502935465153 | 58 | 16.6% | |
| 👀 | 46 | 13.1% | |
| custom 5900059942462689010 | 28 | 8.00% | |
| custom 5244678466015615463 | 23 | 6.57% | |
| 🤣 | 15 | 4.29% | |
| 👍 | 12 | 3.43% | |
| 💩 | 10 | 2.86% | |
| 😁 | 6 | 1.71% | |
| custom 5429335714414217943 | 5 | 1.43% | |
| 😈 | 1 | 0.286% |
Custom emoji. 5 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 350 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 11 May 2026 to 13 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
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"My queen... before I go... I have one last wish." He coughs, fighting to keep his eyes open. "Just one kiss... from my beloved." Lily falls silent, caught off guard by his plea. Pepe glances at the wounded cultist fren, then remembers the supplies in his pockets: a medkit, some painkillers, and those strange mystery pills. Maybe they could still help him. Or maybe all they could do is make it hurt less.
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As Pepe hurries out of the toilet, he finds Lily kneeling beside the wounded cultist fren. It looks bad. Bullet wounds cover his body, and every breath seems harder than the last. Still, when he sees Lily, his face softens. He looks up at her with a faint, agonized smile. "Forgive me, my queen... we were so close... we almost completed the mission."
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At that moment, Lily’s voice cuts through the platform hall, sharp with alarm. "Pepe! Leave your great toilet mystery for later and get over here! One of them is still breathing!"
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Pepe tells Apu that Kittyfren the cat could check the vent, but the poor kitty needs emotional support. Apu reluctantly agrees, gets down on his knees, and crawls in after kittyfren only to have an unfortunate accident in his shorts. Maybe Pepe should’ve just left him to his business on the toilet.
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🙊
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
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“Fren… Mi doing big thinking. If vent goes upstairs, maybe it leads to giant pidser. Very good. But also maybe it leads to robe weirdos who put mi in da forever nap. Very bad. Maybe mi stays here, returns to tactical shiddin, and Kibbyfren goes up instead. This is also strategy.”
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🙊
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
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“Where do you think dis leads? Da secret room where dey keep da giant pidser, or something weird waiting on da other side?”
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Apu steps closer, his grumbling fading as the grate catches his attention. He leans in, eyes narrowing, and studies every inch of it, from the rusted corners to the dark gaps between the bars. It is strange enough to him to make him forget his annoyance for a moment.
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Apu pauses, curiosity winning over irritation, and gets to his feet. “Dis better be worth interrupting mi shidding time.”
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Pepe points to the grate in the wall and motions for Apu to come closer. “Apu, look. I found something. You gotta see this.”
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @pepejourney. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The 6 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
🤔
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
🙊
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
🙊
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
🤬
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
🤔
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
🤔
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 11 May 2026 to 13 June 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Pepe's Journey” (@pepejourney), 850 subscribers as measured 9 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pepejourney.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.