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Bagby's Corner

@pensivepelican

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688subscribers

+14 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001873079723
TypeChannel
Username@pensivepelican
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 September 2026
Last confirmed live9 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 9 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/pensivepelican

Growth

674693683.57 August 2026 — 674 subscribers16 August 2026 — 676 subscribers23 August 2026 — 686 subscribers29 August 2026 — 693 subscribers7 September 2026 — 693 subscribers9 September 2026 — 688 subscribers6887 August 20269 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 33 days, net +14. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 671–696 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Sept 2026, 00:19688-5
7 Sept 2026, 09:23693no change
29 Aug 2026, 18:02693+7
23 Aug 2026, 17:47686+10
16 Aug 2026, 03:33676+2
7 Aug 2026, 11:33674first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 2 September 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
21.4%
avg views ÷ 688 subscribers
Avg views / post
147
20 posts measured
Reaction rate
11.7%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
20
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 19 of 20 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 September 2026
Posts held20 (2 September 20265 September 2026)
Views total2,945
Reactions total328
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Sept 2026, 09:23 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
2m 28s
Average length
1m 14s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

328 reactions across 19 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 21.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
6921.0%
6519.8%
😁6519.8%
🔥5215.9%
🙏257.62%
🤮185.49%
🤩144.27%
👏72.13%
💯72.13%
👍41.22%
🎉10.305%
🥴10.305%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 328 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 2 September 2026 to 5 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

5 Sept 2026, 21:42 UTC133 views4 reactionsread 7 September 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

👍4

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 16:45 UTC121 views19 reactionsread 7 September 2026
Forwarded from @basedanimalsVideo

Video, posted without a caption

19

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 15:53 UTC133 views17 reactionsread 7 September 2026

What a wild ride.

😁15🔥2

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 15:52 UTC132 views2 reactionsread 7 September 2026

90 mph, whipping around cars on the Interstate like a police chase video...

🎉1🥴1

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 15:15 UTC135 views23 reactionsread 7 September 2026

Lyft driver showed up in a different car than described. Strong weed smell and an open bottle of tequila in the cup holder.

🤮183🤩2

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 13:57 UTC134 viewsread 7 September 2026
Photo

Best criticism of the "political quadrant?"

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 13:21 UTC132 views25 reactionsread 7 September 2026

California Mommy Warbucks: So... your wife is a homemaker? What does she do all day? Me: She teaches our children. She runs the house. We were both raised with full-time mothers, and it was what we wanted. No day care worker can love a child so well as a parent. California Mommy Warbucks: I get that. My mother also stayed home, but women have just as much to contribute as men in the workplace! I am glad women have be

🙏25

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 12:47 UTC137 views18 reactionsread 7 September 2026

California Mommy Warbucks: So, how do you justify your plans to send your children to private school or homeschooling? That's so elitist. Me: I worked as a substitute teacher and saw total chaos. Random kids insulted and defied me. I spent all my time trying to restore order, and resolved I never wanted to work there or send my children there. My wife was assaulted regularly by 4 year-olds when she taught in the publ

😁18

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 12:35 UTC132 views24 reactionsread 7 September 2026

Future Fort Bagby. I will need knights, thanes, and serfs. Rents will start at one hog per year plus a set of hours hacking to block our location from government satellites.

19😁5

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 12:33 UTC114 views18 reactionsread 7 September 2026
Forwarded from @goldenshitpostingPhoto

This is where i post from

🔥18

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 01:28 UTC109 views7 reactionsread 7 September 2026
Forwarded from @theprkchpexprsVideo

American HERstory next

😁7

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 01:17 UTC143 views7 reactionsread 7 September 2026

Talking to an Apple executive about the IQ shredder.

👏7

Signed George Bagby

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @pensivepelican. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Bagby's Corner” (@pensivepelican), 688 subscribers as measured 9 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pensivepelican.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.