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Bagby's Corner

@pensivepelican

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

690subscribers

+16 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001873079723
TypeChannel
Username@pensivepelican
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 September 2026
Last confirmed live23 October 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged3 times, most recently 23 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/pensivepelican

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 91% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

674693683.57 August 2026 — 674 subscribers16 August 2026 — 676 subscribers23 August 2026 — 686 subscribers29 August 2026 — 693 subscribers7 September 2026 — 693 subscribers9 September 2026 — 688 subscribers16 September 2026 — 690 subscribers29 September 2026 — 687 subscribers9 October 2026 — 690 subscribers6907 August 20269 October 2026
9 measurements spanning 63 days, net +16. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 671–696 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Oct 2026, 12:57690+3
29 Sept 2026, 07:00687-3
16 Sept 2026, 02:39690+2
9 Sept 2026, 00:19688-5
7 Sept 2026, 09:23693no change
29 Aug 2026, 18:02693+7
23 Aug 2026, 17:47686+10
16 Aug 2026, 03:33676+2
7 Aug 2026, 11:33674first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 2 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
2m 28s
Average length
1m 14s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

328 reactions across 19 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 21.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤6921.0%
⚡6519.8%
😁6519.8%
🔥5215.9%
🙏257.62%
🤮185.49%
🤩144.27%
👏72.13%
💯72.13%
👍41.22%
🎉10.305%
🥴10.305%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 328 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 2 September 2026 to 5 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

5 Sept 2026, 21:42 UTC133 views4 reactionsread 7 September 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

👍4

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 16:45 UTC121 views19 reactionsread 7 September 2026
Forwarded from @basedanimalsVideo

Video, posted without a caption

❤19

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 15:53 UTC133 views17 reactionsread 7 September 2026

What a wild ride.

😁15🔥2

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 15:52 UTC132 views2 reactionsread 7 September 2026

90 mph, whipping around cars on the Interstate like a police chase video...

🎉1🥴1

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 15:15 UTC135 views23 reactionsread 7 September 2026

Lyft driver showed up in a different car than described. Strong weed smell and an open bottle of tequila in the cup holder.

🤮18⚡3🤩2

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 13:57 UTC134 viewsread 7 September 2026
Photo

Best criticism of the "political quadrant?"

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 13:21 UTC132 views25 reactionsread 7 September 2026

California Mommy Warbucks: So... your wife is a homemaker? What does she do all day? Me: She teaches our children. She runs the house. We were both raised with full-time mothers, and it was what we wanted. No day care worker can love a child so well as a parent. California Mommy Warbucks: I get that. My mother also stayed home, but women have just as much to contribute as men in the workplace! I am glad women have be…

🙏25

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 12:47 UTC137 views18 reactionsread 7 September 2026

California Mommy Warbucks: So, how do you justify your plans to send your children to private school or homeschooling? That's so elitist. Me: I worked as a substitute teacher and saw total chaos. Random kids insulted and defied me. I spent all my time trying to restore order, and resolved I never wanted to work there or send my children there. My wife was assaulted regularly by 4 year-olds when she taught in the publ…

😁18

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 12:35 UTC132 views24 reactionsread 7 September 2026

Future Fort Bagby. I will need knights, thanes, and serfs. Rents will start at one hog per year plus a set of hours hacking to block our location from government satellites.

⚡19😁5

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 12:33 UTC114 views18 reactionsread 7 September 2026
Forwarded from @goldenshitpostingPhoto

This is where i post from

🔥18

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 01:28 UTC109 views7 reactionsread 7 September 2026
Forwarded from @theprkchpexprsVideo

American HERstory next

😁7

Signed George Bagby

5 Sept 2026, 01:17 UTC143 views7 reactionsread 7 September 2026

Talking to an Apple executive about the IQ shredder.

👏7

Signed George Bagby

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @pensivepelican. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Bagby's Corner” (@pensivepelican), 690 subscribers as measured 9 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pensivepelican.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.