2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 449–451 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
8 Aug 2026, 05:02
450
no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:56
450
first reading
Engagement
10 posts held, back to 4 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
26.9%
avg views ÷ 450 subscribers
Avg views / post
121
1 post measured
Reaction rate
10.7%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
1
of 10 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 August 2026
Posts held
10 (4 April 2026 – 2 August 2026)
Views total
121
Reactions total
13
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
8 Aug 2026, 05:02 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
659
Videos
14
Links
58
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
117 reactions across 10 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
40
34.2%
💘
15
12.8%
🤩
13
11.1%
🍾
12
10.3%
❤🔥
9
7.69%
🦄
9
7.69%
🐳
8
6.84%
🔥
5
4.27%
💅
3
2.56%
💔
3
2.56%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 10 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 117reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 4 April 2026 to 2 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Питер, alvaar и ЧАО устраивают в своем саду МАРКЕТ ДРУЗЕЙ в эти выходные!
В сад приедет 9 локальных брендов: магазины, бренды и художники, с которыми ребята делают коллаборации, сотрудничают и проводят мастер-классы — они привезут свои украшения, керамику, аксессуары и косметику.
За фуд-корт будет отвечать кофейный кооператив Сибаристика с фирменным ассортиментом булочек и полным набором напитков.
А на улице на два…
ещё аж в феврале писала про эти кассеты от patissocha. и так они мне запали в душу, что захотелось вернуться к ним ещё раз. вернуться — и подарить кому-то из вас!
напомню, они посвящены трём трекам из трёх важных фильмов:
оранжевая — Wicked game, Chris Isaak / «Дикие сердцем» (Wild at Heart, 1990)
розовая — I’m Not In Love, Pretenders / «Непристойное предложение» (Indecent Proposal, 1993)
голубая — Alone in Kyoto…
разыгрываем мыло с пивом
Patissoncha выпустили нашумевшее пиво с ароматом хмеля, мягкой пенки и миндального масло. Отлично подойдет для любого повода
для участия нужно:
🍺 быть подписанным на Московский Мул
🍺 нажать кнопку «Участвую» (под этим постом)
победитель будет выбран случайным образом с помощью бота 17 июля в 12:00
Мыло-лапка жасмин
Miss you
Мыло-лапка мускус/сандаловое дерево
смородина (мой фаворит)
мыло-лапка
голубое
Гвоздика бергамот
Листья, дым
Кедр, деготь
❤6🦄5❤🔥3💘2
Showing the 10 most recent of 10 posts we hold for @patissonchanews. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“PATISSONCHA NEWS” (@patissonchanews), 450 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/patissonchanews.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
