Channel
@parrotparanoid
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
51subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001136460564 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @parrotparanoid |
| Created | Between 1 May 2017 and 31 August 2020— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/parrotparanoid |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 13:23 | 51 | no change |
| 10 Aug 2026, 17:16 | 51 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 13 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 March 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
62 reactions across 10 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 19.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💯 | 12 | 19.4% | |
| 🔥 | 12 | 19.4% | |
| 🥰 | 9 | 14.5% | |
| 😁 | 8 | 12.9% | |
| ❤ | 6 | 9.68% | |
| 🤬 | 6 | 9.68% | |
| ❤🔥 | 3 | 4.84% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 3.23% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 3.23% | |
| 💋 | 2 | 3.23% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 62reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 13 March 2026 to 21 March 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Ну все, придется ночью пересматривать Патриотизм Мориарти, а то я забыла, за что жаловалась на Шерлока оттуда и что этот бедный персонаж мне сделал (возможно, не упал сразу к ногам Лиама, достаточный грех в моих глазах) Впрочем, Эндрю Миньярду я тоже желала поцеловаться с кирпичом всю первую книгу, и вот мы здесь *смотрит на пробковую доску, заклеенную артами с одним мелким блондинистым гоблином*
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Время собирать новый рекомендационный список "где поесть в Питере", а то что-то я зациклилась на старом
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🪻🍃 «Шалфей и мята» — аромат, который вызывает зависимость. Холодная, дерзкая мята и сухой, характерный шалфей — чистый зелёный баланс без лишней сладости. Яркость: 4 из 5 Сладость: 2 из 5 Свежесть: 5 из 5 🌱 Настроение: убежать в сады усадеб и не возвращаться. Сайт | Озон | Wb
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Так так так, наконец аромат для меня!
Тоже хочу флешмоб! Какая я диснеевская принцесса? 👑
Перехвалила я вчера телегу... Стоило выйти из дома, и ни один прокси не подключался, байбай работал на Ютуб, но не на тг, нашелся всего один один ВПН, который спас, но он не работает под Ростелекомом, а мобильный интернет еле пашет и постоянно пропадает ☠️
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Прям фу, фу какую мерзкую вещь мне рассказали сейчас, надо потом будет проораться кому-нибудь еще на эту тему, кто не так эмоционально вовлечен в ситуацию ☠️ Я правда последние годы принципиально ни с кем такие мерзкие вещи не обсуждала, поэтому теперь не знаю, кому орать за бокальчиком винишка 🙈
Знаете это ощущение, когда смотришь, как тебя бог отвёл, а другого человека нет? И главное, ты так-то предупреждал, но человек не прислушался. Иногда по такому поводу испытываешь легкое злорадство(когда речь про что-то мелкое вроде "а я говорила тебе не брать этот салат!"), а иногда только сочувствие. Сразу вся злость исчезает. Зато это и себе напоминание - некоторых людей надо из жизни выкорчевывать как борщевик, …
💯12❤🔥3👏2
У меня, конечно, от этой съёмки до сих пор военные флешбеки 🤣 Но страдания стоили того!
Прогуляемся? | Яэ Мико и рт | Фото | #маскарад #YaeMiko #cosplay #GenshinImpact
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Я второй раз важное рабочее сообщение из-за кривизны ВК пропускаю Как начать на работе рекламу экспресса как альтернативы, а?
Люди, не знавшие поражений, уверены, что правда всегда на их стороне. Так что некоторые поражения бывают куда ценнее победы. | Яэ Мико и рт | Фото | #маскарад #GenshinImpact #YaeMiko #cosplay
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @parrotparanoid. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,355,784 of 1,478,351entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Шаттердомик” (@parrotparanoid), 51 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/parrotparanoid.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.