there are so many languages i would use to express my thoughts to you, but you chose to be illiterate in all of them.

Channel
sun salutation
@paradimes
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
692subscribers
+3 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001215024135 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @paradimes |
| Created | Between 1 April 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/paradimes |
Topic
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 66% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Oct 2026, 16:40 | 692 | +1 |
| 2 Oct 2026, 02:37 | 691 | -4 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 03:19 | 695 | +5 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 06:44 | 690 | -2 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 14:58 | 692 | +2 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 03:39 | 690 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 18:36 | 689 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 17:15 | 689 | first reading |
Engagement
18 posts held, back to 7 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 27s
- Average length
- 9s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
some days you bloom and some days you just don't die. both count.
میخواهم کتاب بنویسم، دفترم را بردارم و تا قله ی کوهی بروم روی لبه ی پرتگاه بنشینم و دنیا را نگاه کنم و تمامش را بنویسم. میخواهم به دانشگاه بروم و درمورد آنچه نوشتم بحث کنم. میخواهم فکر ها را قلقلک بدهم. خشم هارا نوازش کنم. خواب ها را بیدار کنم. میخواهم شب را بیدار بمانم. به گرد و غبار کهکشان خیره شوم و ساز بزنم. میخواهم با سازم درختها را با ستاره ها برقصانم. میخواهم جشن بگیرم، در کوهستان، در آپارتمان، در کاف…
#essay 4 https://open.substack.com/pub/dakotawarren/p/field-note-57-i-met-a-deity-in-apple?r=5ff0z5&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
i spent myself on the outside of things but with you, i'm right in the middle of it all. –the other bennet sister
شدیدا نیاز به پرداختن به خودم دارم. پرداختن به دنیای خودم، سن و حس حال خودم و آدمهای شبیه به خودم. خستگیم، عشق و نفرت هام، سردرگمی هام، تلاش هام برای اجتماعی شدن و شکست خوردن هام درِش. فورا و به هر شکلی. نوشتن، خوندن، ساعتها مکالمه مکالمه و مکالمه. گاهی وقتها حس میکنم تو محیط کار دارم در دنیای بزرگسالهای جدی و loud غرق میشم.
did you see the honeybee?
نمیدونم چطوری توضیح بدم ولی داینامیک توکسبری و انولا هولمز قلقلکم میده اینطوری که توکسبری به انولا رقصیدن یاد میده و عاشق گل هاست و انولا بهش یاد میده چطور دعوا کنه و توی پارک میشینه که مثلا از دور مواظبش باشه. یا داینامیک اقای هیوارد که عاشق شعرهاست و از اون طرف مری بنت که آکوارد ترین دختر دنیاست و شعر رو نمیفهمه و فقط کتابهای زمینشناسی میخونه. enola holmes2//2022 the other bennet sister//2026
خيلى بامزهست آدم دلش مى خواد بميره، میره با دوستهاش حرف میزنه و ديگه نه.
"humans are designed to create. this is why you get depressed when all you do is consume." –from substuck
the fleeting days of summer.
living through your 20s is just one long lesson in realizing, "man, it's rough out there."
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @paradimes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@vernte · 28,017
Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 62 here — alongside 61 others — read 14 September 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“sun salutation” (@paradimes), 692 subscribers as measured 12 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/paradimes.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.