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『dumb.ways.to.die』

@oneofthebrightplaces

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344subscribers

+10 since we began measuring on 1 September 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002129057465
TypeChannel
Username@oneofthebrightplaces
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded1 September 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/oneofthebrightplaces

Growth

3323443381 September 2026 — 334 subscribers1 September 2026 — 334 subscribers1 September 2026 — 335 subscribers11 September 2026 — 332 subscribers19 September 2026 — 344 subscribers1 September 202619 September 2026
5 measurements spanning 18 days, net +10. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 330–346 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 07:15344+12
11 Sept 2026, 05:19332-3
1 Sept 2026, 23:56335+1
1 Sept 2026, 13:15334no change
1 Sept 2026, 13:00334first reading

Engagement

12 posts held, back to 30 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
27.9%
avg views ÷ 344 subscribers
Avg views / post
95.9
12 posts measured
Reaction rate
8.92%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
12
of 12 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 11 of 12 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 1 September 2026
Posts held12 (30 August 20261 September 2026)
Views total1,151
Reactions total100
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken1 Sept 2026, 13:15 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

100 reactions across 11 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 38.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
3838.0%
😭3737.0%
🤣1818.0%
🍓33.00%
🕊22.00%
🤔11.00%
🤨11.00%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 100 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 30 August 2026 to 1 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

1 Sept 2026, 12:28 UTC37 views3 reactionsread 1 September 2026

سارامون آخری رفته برای تخلیه و با تمیز جمع کردن اتاق منت سر هممون گذاشته، سارایا متشکریم

🍓3

Signed niyāz𓆉

1 Sept 2026, 01:40 UTC76 views4 reactionsread 1 September 2026
Forwarded from @vincitperditusPhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

4

Signed niyāz𓆉

31 Aug 2026, 22:56 UTC88 views4 reactionsread 1 September 2026

به هر روشی که شده به خواب می‌ری درد بیدارت می‌کنه احساس می‌کنی باید صبح شده باشه ولی کلا دو ساعت خوابیدی سخت خوابیدی

4

Signed niyāz𓆉

31 Aug 2026, 22:54 UTC88 views4 reactionsread 1 September 2026

آدم وقتی درد داره سخت می‌خوابه

4

Signed niyāz𓆉

31 Aug 2026, 18:06 UTC114 views18 reactionsread 1 September 2026

فکر کنم براهمین از شمالی آدرس بپرسی هیچوقت اسم و عدد نمی‌گه همش دمه پل که بوردی شونی دس چپ اونجه اتا تاس جفر دره سلمونی دارنه وره گیرنی همینطی شووووننی تا نعلبندون چارراه اونجه ته پلی منداوریم سره‌سر جه در انی.

🤣13😭32

Signed niyāz𓆉

31 Aug 2026, 17:57 UTC116 views11 reactionsread 1 September 2026
Photo

ما تو شمال تابلوهامون اینطورین. تازه اگه اصلا خودش رو ببینی، عددش رو باید بشمری تا بدونی الان چندمی.

11

Signed niyāz𓆉

31 Aug 2026, 08:53 UTC114 views18 reactionsread 1 September 2026

به نازنین می‌گم این خیلی حرص درآر بود چرا انقد منطقی برخورد کردی تو؟ می‌گه من به آرامش درونی رسیدم، دیگه هیچی نمیتونه عصبانیم کنه گفتم پس من چی می‌گه تو تمرینی برای رسیدن من به مقصد بودی😭😭😭😭

😭18

Signed niyāz𓆉

30 Aug 2026, 19:35 UTC118 views5 reactionsread 1 September 2026

فلش‌بک به وقتی استاد دوکتورا آخرای ترم دو به دوستمون گفت "من اولین باره شمارو می‌بینم"

🤣5

Signed niyāz𓆉

30 Aug 2026, 18:37 UTC118 views15 reactionsread 1 September 2026
Photo

everywhere I go I keep a picture in my Hafiz of YOU🕊🌳

13🕊2

Signed niyāz𓆉

30 Aug 2026, 06:26 UTC136 views10 reactionsread 1 September 2026

خب آخه باقالی! استاد که همون استاده درس که همون‌قدر پوچه؛ این ظرفیت لعنتی اندیشه2 رو بده به اندیشه1. من باید اولی رو پاس کنم که بیام دومی رو بگیرم یا نه؟

😭9🤨1

Signed niyāz𓆉

Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @oneofthebrightplaces. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

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Republishes

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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“『dumb.ways.to.die』” (@oneofthebrightplaces), 344 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/oneofthebrightplaces.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.