Ну короче, вы поняли, в этом году летний отпуск у нас в виде «Моря не положено, зато русского раздолья вдоволь»))
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Channel
@okulele
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
49subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001600505307 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @okulele |
| Created | Between 1 November 2021 and 31 March 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/okulele |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 18:36 | 49 | no change |
| 12 Aug 2026, 10:33 | 49 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 17 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 10 of 16 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 31 July 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 17 (17 July 2026 – 31 July 2026) |
| Views total | 447 |
| Reactions total | 23 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 12 Aug 2026, 10:33 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
23 reactions across 10 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
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| custom 5224205894513873252 | 8 | 34.8% | |
| custom 5276412965753480690 | 8 | 34.8% | |
| custom 5420141555233071341 | 2 | 8.70% | |
| custom 5431840354657649314 | 2 | 8.70% | |
| custom 5246952745688118959 | 1 | 4.35% | |
| custom 5249198485302944651 | 1 | 4.35% | |
| custom 5355336107963720210 | 1 | 4.35% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 23reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 17 July 2026 to 31 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Ну короче, вы поняли, в этом году летний отпуск у нас в виде «Моря не положено, зато русского раздолья вдоволь»))
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Начинаю потихоньку вкатываться в летний отпуск. Он в этом году как-то особенно радует. Я смогу позволить себе на 10 дней выключить телефон. Ну то есть сам гаджет, вероятно, нет, но сеть - да. Ущщщ! Последний раз такое было на випассане, предыдущий, вероятно, где-то в счастливом далёком детстве, когда ещё не было потребности учиться пользоваться телефоном. Блин, вырасту и придумаю такой учебный курс в рамках адаптации…
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Video message, posted without a caption
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Выгуляла вчера укулеле)
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На «Слиянии» подходили ребята сказать, что увлекательно наблюдать за тем, как я свожу. Выражения лица и правда забавные) Это вчерашнее, конечно. Собственно, размышления про эго случились именно потому, что я как-то особенно хороша на этих кусочках, любезно снятых девушкой, которая пришла поддержать другого диджея.
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Куски вчерашнего сета я позже покажу, а пока немного спортивной стороны моей жизни)
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Быть собственным SSM-щиком - задача довольно щепетильная и требующая сверхаккуратного и выверенного обращения со своим эго, потому что постоянно приходится отсматривать ролики и фото с собой, выбирать между ними, оценивать себя и делать полезные выводы на будущее. Изнутри это ощущается ещё неуютнее, чем со стороны, и напоминает самолюбование, истинного Нарцисса достойное. Конец мысли на сегодня, просто давно размышл…
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Планы на пятницу👽 18+ 21:00 Enter: free
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Я уже и сама слегка удивляюсь своей подорванности. На этой неделе допом к работе и обычным делам у меня три глубинки для «2х2», в пятницу диджеинг в Измайловском кремле, в субботу стометровка и Слёт по обмену премудростями. Честно говоря, этого как будто с лихвой на неделю должно хватить, но Настя почему-то почувствовала, что нужно ещё на открытый пульт записаться в ту же пятницу, причём встык к выступлению, потому ч…
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Анастасия фон Гаухман (Москва) - это некоторое количество противоречий, уживающихся в одном пространстве. Ee музыка - это упорная попытка разобраться в себе и выразить весь этот внутренний бардак. Среди отличительных особенностей - мурлыкающий вокал, жизнерадостная укулеле, ироничные тексты на русском и английском языках о всяком жизненном, щепотка каверов и склонность к творческим шалостям. ВК: vk.ru/ukulelele ТГ: …
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Пожалуй, главное (музыкальное) достижение этого года - все анонсы мне делают организаторы мероприятий. Ну, с меня, понятное дело, краткое описание себя, фото/видео, демки, но сам факт остаётся фактом, окончательные афиши собирают орги. А может, Вселенная просто устала от моих упоротых афиш) Это я к чему? Подъехала афиша камерного фестиваля Holmowood, где можно будет послушать нас с укулеле.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @okulele. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,111,963 of 1,160,990entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Укулелеле” (@okulele), 49 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/okulele.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.