коротко про сегодня
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Channel
@offtheminutes
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
33subscribers
+11 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003823734448 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @offtheminutes |
| Created | Between 1 February 2026 and 19 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 10 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 7 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/offtheminutes |
Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 43% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 7 Oct 2026, 16:16 | 33 | +2 |
| 26 Sept 2026, 12:57 | 31 | +6 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 11:01 | 25 | +1 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 04:21 | 24 | +1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 18:33 | 23 | +2 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 12:36 | 21 | +1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 01:46 | 20 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 14:31 | 21 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 01:36 | 21 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:55 | 22 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 19 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
44 reactions across 16 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 18 | 40.9% | |
| 🔥 | 10 | 22.7% | |
| 🤣 | 6 | 13.6% | |
| ❤🔥 | 3 | 6.82% | |
| 💯 | 3 | 6.82% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 4.55% | |
| 🦄 | 2 | 4.55% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 44 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
коротко про сегодня
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одна истерика тебе или две другому?
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прошла первая неделя массонабора — полет нормальный. из наблюдений: мне сложно так много есть. добавила еды → добавила и активности. а в целом — время покажет. даю себе на этот эксперимент три-четыре месяца. из побочных открытий: в воскресенье в 7:30 утра кроме меня в зале не было никого. удивительно. на видео можем наблюдать чудеса акробатики: жим платформы с высокой и одновременно узкой постановкой ног, 50 кг …
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Sticker, posted without a caption
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качай спину сейчас, чтобы кошмарить будущего мужа потом
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сегодня очень красивый день. проводила своего босса, Елену Алексеевну, замуж 🤍 за последние пару лет мы вместе пережили десятки советов директоров, сотни встреч и тысячи сообщений. и особенно радостно быть рядом не только в рабочих моментах, но и в таких счастливых. счастья молодоженам. пусть впереди будет как можно больше поводов улыбаться. 💫
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утро начинается, начинается … со старого доброго: https://music.yandex.ru/album/8065876/track/55300971?ref_id=E12BEF59-AFAE-45B3-906A-BE18A2924317&utm_medium=copy_link
вы не спрашивали меня, но я вам расскажу. эти кроссовки подарил мне мой первый молодой человек. им уже лет 11–12. за это время многое изменилось: многие люди ушли, некоторые пришли, я окончила университеты, сменила несколько работ, фамилию, взгляды на жизнь и пару размеров одежды, куча городов, тренировок и жизненных кризисов. неизменными остались только эти найки. кажется, они переживут еще пару сезонов моды, н…
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and here we go again
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а у нас сегодня командный MIT — мерчим точки с нашей продукцией 💫 вот в перерыве выбираю себе термос. нам такое надо? берём?
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рубрика «очевидное — невероятное». год спустя у любой истории есть продолжение: я снова двигаюсь на характере. теперь предстоит небольшой набор массы для роста мышц. доброй ночи, друзья 💫
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непрошенный совет дня: большинству безразличны ваши чувства. работайте, тренируйтесь и меньше е**** себе голову. у меня все.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @offtheminutes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“вне протокола” (@offtheminutes), 33 subscribers as measured 7 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/offtheminutes.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.