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obey alien orders

@obeyalienorders

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187subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001358676777
TypeChannel
Username@obeyalienorders
Description@AlenMuse - для связи
Created12 January 2018measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/obeyalienorders

Growth

1876 Aug 2026, 08:33 — 187 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 07:17 — 187 subscribers6 Aug 2026, 08:337 Aug 2026, 07:17
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 186–188 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Aug 2026, 07:17187no change
6 Aug 2026, 08:33187first reading

Engagement

11 posts held, back to 12 August 2020the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 December 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
410
Links
220

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

11 reactions across 8 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 72.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
872.7%
🔥218.2%
👍19.09%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 11reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 12 August 2020 to 13 December 2023, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

13 Dec 2023, 05:31 UTC389 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @quarteeraPhoto

Сегодня наша петиция преодолела рубеж в 12 000 подписей. Большое спасибо всем, кто нас поддержали! Петиция с 50 000 подписей в обязательном порядке будет рассмотрена на Общественном Слушании. Для этого нашей петиции необходимо собрать еще 38 000 подписей. Но что произойдет, если достаточное количество подписей не наберётся? – спрашиваете вы нас. Мы все равно будем требовать программу приема для транс*людей! Во-пе

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13 Dec 2023, 05:31 UTC300 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Ещё более внезапно и после ещё более долгого молчания. У меня периодически возникают смутные импульсы сюда написать, но обычно эти импульсы легко подавляются. А сейчас - нет, я, конечно, периодически репостила петиции, а потом исчезала в закат, но в этот раз явно перебор. Так что, апдейт. Я переехала в Германию. Нервно смотрю в будущее на все дедлайны, которые можно проебать, чтобы ничем хорошим это не закончилось.

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9 Jun 2021, 19:19 UTC950 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Внезапно и после долгого молчания. AZE (англоязычный журнал про аро, эйс и агендерный опыт) открывает submissions на тему "Asexual Masculinities" (грубо говоря, асексуальная маскулинность/мужественность). Форматы практически любые (поэзия, проза, комиксы, фотографии...). Дедлайн: 15 августа 2021. Дерзайте.) Там есть наводящие вопросы, если вам трудно выбрать тему. Например, Does asexuality challenge mainstream under

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31 Oct 2020, 09:06 UTC≈1,000 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

С неделей видимости асексуальности! 🖤🤍💜Happy ace awareness week! https://youtu.be/d_QwojKQVxA (Прощу прощения за долгое молчание, я немного занята.) #ace #representation (видео про то, какую бы репрезентацию она бы хотела увидеть)

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9 Sept 2020, 11:51 UTC999 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @protectrussiantranslivesPhoto

Дорогие, мы просим вас принять участие в неделях активности, посвященных противодействию трансфобному и гомофобному законопроекту "мизулиной". Если у вас есть такая возможность, пожалуйста, распространяйте информацию о неделях активности через социальные платформы и участвуйте сами. Это важно.

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9 Sept 2020, 11:51 UTC680 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

#РоссияПротивТрансфобныхЗаконов

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4 Sept 2020, 06:20 UTC711 viewsread 7 August 2026
Poll

Действие пока что закрыто, но мне предложили пространство в коммуне в центре (Спб) для проведения аро эйс встречи. Я в коммуне была, фотки конкретно этого зала видела, кто предлагает, знаю. Вопрос только в том, пошли бы вы в незнакомое пространство?

  1. Да38%
  2. Нет4%
  3. Не знаю16%
  4. Не хожу на встречи42%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

18 Aug 2020, 15:06 UTC730 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuEAFf-CBFo - асексуальность там занимает совсем немного времени, мб минуту; - но обзор хороший, с РоС перспективой; - плюс можно оттуда стащить вещи в "посмотреть позже" список. #representation

🔥1

Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @obeyalienorders. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

4 Sept 2020, 06:20 UTCAnonymous Poll55 voters

Действие пока что закрыто, но мне предложили пространство в коммуне в центре (Спб) для проведения аро эйс встречи. Я в коммуне была, фотки конкретно этого зала видела, кто предлагает, знаю. Вопрос только в том, пошли бы вы в незнакомое пространство?

  1. Да38%
  2. Нет4%
  3. Не знаю16%
  4. Не хожу на встречи42%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 12 August 2020 to 13 December 2023. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“obey alien orders” (@obeyalienorders), 187 subscribers as measured 7 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/obeyalienorders.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.