я худший компаньон для просмотра фильмов, потому что предсказываю все сюжетные арки наперед 🤩
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Channel
@nymphetnymph
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
12subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002257852916 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @nymphetnymph |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 3 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 3 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/nymphetnymph |
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 1 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 65% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 3 Oct 2026, 23:17 | 12 | -2 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 05:41 | 14 | +1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 02:46 | 13 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 15:26 | 13 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 25 June 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
58 reactions across 16 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤🔥 | 17 | 29.3% | |
| 💘 | 9 | 15.5% | |
| 🥰 | 8 | 13.8% | |
| 👏 | 6 | 10.3% | |
| 💔 | 5 | 8.62% | |
| 🖕 | 4 | 6.90% | |
| 😁 | 4 | 6.90% | |
| 💋 | 3 | 5.17% | |
| 🍓 | 2 | 3.45% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 58 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 25 June 2025 to 8 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
я худший компаньон для просмотра фильмов, потому что предсказываю все сюжетные арки наперед 🤩
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если бы вы знали как мужчины умеют ухаживать за девушкой которая им правда нравится вы бы навсегда перестали прощать им их бездействие и оправдывать их
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Photo, posted without a caption
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что делать на первом свидании: · по возможности - не ходи · возьми с собой пистолет на всякий случай · оскорби его любимую футбольную команду, чтобы проверить его эмоциональную регуляцию · спроси его об истории отношений за последние 5 лет · подними тему феминизма в середине десерта · спроси, с кем он делал совместные плейлисты · уйди первой, чтобы утвердить своё доминирование
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это + холодный ☕️+ 📚 + 📚 + 🌊 + 🔕
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к сожалению я не вижу разницу между расстрелом и необходимостью принять, что у меня не получается всё с первого раза и всё приходит с опытом и что прогресс требует времени
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простите, опоздала, не смогла выбрать одну из своих тысячных шмоток ☺️
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каково это — игнорировать очевидные факты и свою интуицию
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Если мужчина ожидает, что женщина будет ангелом в его жизни, сначала он должен создать для неё рай, потому что ангелы не живут в аду.
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мои представления об идеальном вечере:
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я не верю в лавбомбинг потому что искренне считаю, что в меня можно и нужно влюбиться за 0,001 сек и завалить любовью, заботой и особым отношением
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дорогой санта, сделай так, чтобы у моего парня всё получилось, и он смог себе позволить все, что я захочу 🙏🙏🙏
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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @nymphetnymph. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“nymph.et” (@nymphetnymph), 12 subscribers as measured 3 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nymphetnymph.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.