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Нигдебрь || Валентина Осколкова

@nowhember

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208subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001716818411
TypeChannel
Username@nowhember
Created27 February 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live22 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 22 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/nowhember

Growth

2062082077 August 2026 — 207 subscribers8 August 2026 — 207 subscribers15 August 2026 — 206 subscribers22 August 2026 — 208 subscribers7 August 202622 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 15 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 206–208 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
22 Aug 2026, 19:35208+2
15 Aug 2026, 20:23206-1
8 Aug 2026, 11:15207no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:56207first reading

Engagement

17 posts held, back to 31 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
34.0%
avg views ÷ 208 subscribers
Avg views / post
70.7
17 posts measured
Reaction rate
24.1%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
17
of 17 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 16 of 17 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held17 (31 July 20267 August 2026)
Views total1,202
Reactions total275
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 11:15 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
20s
Average length
20s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

275 reactions across 16 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤‍🔥7326.5%
5720.7%
😁3111.3%
🔥3010.9%
💔165.82%
🤯114.00%
custom 536854463563747525493.27%
🌚82.91%
😢72.55%
custom 539581817618329542062.18%
👍51.82%
😡41.45%
🙈41.45%
🤝41.45%
😭31.09%
🤩31.09%
20.727%
🕊10.364%
🤬10.364%

Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 275reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 17:29 UTC40 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Если выйти на берег и три раза громко сказать, глядя на тяжёлые тучи на том берегу: «Да не, вон они мимо идут, к нам дождь точно не придёт» — в воду лезть, чтобы искупаться, уже совсем даже необязательно 😅

😁155🔥3❤‍🔥1

7 Aug 2026, 12:03 UTC47 views17 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

🍃 Просто ветер любезно согласился полистать нам «Камень, который скатился с горки», ничего, в сущности, особенного. Нет, ну правда же, кому, как не ветру, читать эту книжку на берегу реки?..

❤‍🔥73🤩3custom 53685446356374752543🕊1

7 Aug 2026, 10:09 UTC48 views19 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Кто не утопил ни себя, ни книжку — и «закрыл» сразу несколько разворотов в своём импровизированном фотопроекте «год с Камнем», тот молодец ☺️ Осталось ещё 2-3 захода (найти пёрышко, водоросли, туристов, и костёр). …и сугробы для пропущенного зимой разворота. И съездить в Карелию, чтоб сделать максимально аутентичные фотки первых страниц 🙃

❤‍🔥95🔥5

7 Aug 2026, 08:40 UTC48 views25 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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…А впрочем, что мы, в принципе, знаем о том, как по-настоящему жить свою лучшую жизнь? #Рыжий@nowhember

❤‍🔥10😁8🔥5custom 53685446356374752542

7 Aug 2026, 07:59 UTC49 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Штош, живём свою лучшую жизнь

❤‍🔥165custom 53958181761832954201

6 Aug 2026, 18:27 UTC55 views23 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Спасибо всем, кто пришёл в вк листать посты, комментировать и вообще поддерживать одного там разнывшегося автора 🙀 Автор растрогался и сбежал на дачу ❣️💕❣️

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6 Aug 2026, 14:48 UTC53 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Мои попытки понять, почему последние посты в вк-группе игнорятся, — да и вообще взаимоотношения с вк — можно охарактеризовать мемом с вафелькой. 🗣Я тоже, вафелька, я тоже.🗣 Вк вообще тема болезненная, это такой проходной двор, где люди буквально пролистывают твои посты, частенько даже не замечая. Вот вам и соцсеть, вот вам и социальное взаимодействие, ага. Если в тг человек заходит тебя почитать именно тогда, когд

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6 Aug 2026, 08:08 UTC62 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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К чему был опрос-то :) 🙁 К тому, что в вк алгоритмы и подписчики хором заигнорили этот мой пост, это очень грустно, вот и несу в телегу Кхм, то есть, к тому, что переезд на АТ идёт полным ходом. (Если кто пропустил, из-за скорого закрытия i-gram, который выполнял роль копилки текстов, я перетаскиваю на Author Today всю свою короткую прозу и не только) Собсно, айграм ещё доступен, но я решила не ждать момента, когда

10❤‍🔥5👍3

5 Aug 2026, 17:13 UTC62 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Вы мои рассказы...

  1. Читали52%
  2. Не читали, а что там?0%
  3. Что-то читали, но так0%
  4. Что-то читали, а есть ещё?24%
  5. Не читали, не ваше5%
  6. (Я здесь ради фоток кота и природы, какие рассказы)19%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

4 Aug 2026, 11:01 UTC69 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Вопрос к тем, кто читает Драконов! (да, мне всё ещё немножко тошно смотреть на текст после вчерашнего кибербуллинга в исполнении литресовской нейросетки, но я пытаюсь хотя бы думать в сторону 6 части, пока меня снедает всётлен работа) Аттракцион невиданной щедрости. У меня есть возможность в первой главе 6 части в формате «недолекции» кратко дать инфу по каким-то базовым вопросам драконологии (причём драконологии в

❤‍🔥63🔥2

3 Aug 2026, 11:38 UTC91 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Тут вообще-то должен был быть весёлый пост про д(р)имтим, Димину команду мечты, которая наконец-то ступает на сцену в новой, свежеопубликованной главе Драконов (из-за выкладки которой опять запустилась проверка текста и плашка опять всплыла), но у меня никаких моральных сил на это нет(( Я вообще не могу пока думать о дальнейшей выкладке.

😢7🤝4💔2

3 Aug 2026, 11:28 UTC87 views16 reactionsread 8 August 2026

В результате небольшого тестирования поведения нейросетки-анализатора (да, все люди как люди идут скандалить с техподдержкой и таки скандалят, а я иду скандалить, а в итоге мы сидим и тестируем функционал) стало очевидно, что, к сожалению, даже без ихора нейросетка галлюцинирует так, что шансов на снятие плашки в принципе нет (техподдержка будет её каждый раз снимать, нейросетка — ставить). Итак, примерами возможног

🤯10🙈4🤬1custom 53958181761832954201

Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @nowhember. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

5 Aug 2026, 17:13 UTCAnonymous Poll21 voters

Вы мои рассказы...

  1. Читали52%
  2. Не читали, а что там?0%
  3. Что-то читали, но так0%
  4. Что-то читали, а есть ещё?24%
  5. Не читали, не ваше5%
  6. (Я здесь ради фоток кота и природы, какие рассказы)19%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 7 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 353,280 of 1,584,733entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Нигдебрь || Валентина Осколкова” (@nowhember), 208 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nowhember.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.