ذماري روح من الشغل وزوجته ﻣﺎﻓﻌﻠﺖ ﻟﻪ غداء حنق وراح ﻳﺮﻗﺪ جت ﻣﺮﺗﻪ ﺗﺸﺘﻲ ﺗﺮﺍﺿﻴﻪ وهي رومنسيه. ﻗﺎلت له : ﺍﺳﻮﻱ ﻟﻚ ﻣﺴﺎﺝ ﻳﺎ ﺣﺒﻴﺒﻲ؟ ﻗﻠﻬﺎ : ﺍﻗﺴﻢ ﺑﺎﻟﻠﻪ ﻟﻮ ﺗﺴﻮﻳﻪ ﻻ ﺍﺭﺟﻢ ﺍﺑﻮه للشارع😕😂
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Channel
@nokatgadeedah
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
855subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 30 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001420452366 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @nokatgadeedah |
| Created | Between 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 30 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/nokatgadeedah |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 16:36 | 855 | -4 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 18:01 | 859 | +3 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 22:07 | 856 | -1 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 12:30 | 857 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 9 September 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
64 reactions across 15 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 71.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 46 | 71.9% | |
| 😁 | 15 | 23.4% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 3.13% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 1.56% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 64 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 9 September 2025 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
ذماري روح من الشغل وزوجته ﻣﺎﻓﻌﻠﺖ ﻟﻪ غداء حنق وراح ﻳﺮﻗﺪ جت ﻣﺮﺗﻪ ﺗﺸﺘﻲ ﺗﺮﺍﺿﻴﻪ وهي رومنسيه. ﻗﺎلت له : ﺍﺳﻮﻱ ﻟﻚ ﻣﺴﺎﺝ ﻳﺎ ﺣﺒﻴﺒﻲ؟ ﻗﻠﻬﺎ : ﺍﻗﺴﻢ ﺑﺎﻟﻠﻪ ﻟﻮ ﺗﺴﻮﻳﻪ ﻻ ﺍﺭﺟﻢ ﺍﺑﻮه للشارع😕😂
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يقولك خمس عجاوز غرقين في السيل جتلهم مروحية الدفاع المدني وهي تشلهم قالت وحده منهم للعسكري خلي الطيار يطفي المروحه رؤوسنا خضرا من كثر الضحك الطيار فك الحبل ورجعهن للسيل هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه .😂😂😂
قال ﷺ مَن قالَ حِينَ يُصْبِحُ وَحِينَ يُمْسِي: سُبْحَانَ اللهِ وَبِحَمْدِهِ، مِائَةَ مَرَّةٍ، لَمْ يَأْتِ أَحَدٌ يَومَ القِيَامَةِ بأَفْضَلَ ممَّا جَاءَ به، إِلَّا أَحَدٌ قالَ مِثْلَ ما قالَ، أَوْ زَادَ عليه. وقال ﷺ مَن قال: سُبْحانَ اللَّهِ وبِحَمْدِهِ، في يَومٍ مِائَةَ مَرَّةٍ؛ حُطَّتْ خَطاياهُ وإنْ كانَتْ مِثْلَ زَبَدِ البَحْرِ. جمعتكم مباركة🩵 وتزداد بركة بالصلاة والسلام على رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم
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*واحد تحدّى حبيبته وقال لها: "في شيء مستحيل المرأة تسويه."* قالت له بفضول: "وشو؟ قل لي!" ابتسم ونظر لها بصمت... قالت: "هاه؟ وش تقصد؟ وش الشي؟ تكلم!" وظلت تسأل وتثرثر وتستفسر... وفي النهاية، فهمت المقصود. *كان يقصد: "الصمت!" 😂* فضحكة وقالت له الله يقلعك🤣🤣
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*دلوع وقف ورا الإمام في الصلآة* *قال الإمام : " استقيموا واعتدلوا "* *رد الدلوع : أوكي حياتي جاهزين .* *يقولون الإمام مردغه بسلك المكرفون لوما نطق الشهادتين ..😂😂*
*الشعب اليمني ثلاثه انواع ::* . - *نوع معه ولاعه وما بش معه دخان* - *نوع معه دخان وما بش معه ولاعه* - *نوع لا معه ولاعه ولا دخان* *ويشغلني خمس خمس -_-* 😂😂😂😂
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فيه واحد متزوج ثنتين وحدة سوريه ووحدة سعوديه السوريه راحت للسعوديه عشان تقهرها و قالت زوجي جا لعني 🫵😏 و السعوديه قالت ايه زين انه لعنك وانبسطتي 😂😂😂😂
🌸جمعتكم مباركة وكل ايامكم طيبة إن شاء الله ودعواتكم لأهلنا في السودان فرج الله عنا وعنهم البلاء والمحن 🌴
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بعض #الامثال_والحكم_اليمنية ١- كل ياحمار واحمد الله قال لابد من صوت يعلم به الله ٢- لاغضب الله على الذره اريشت ٣- مافي معَلم خير ٤- حكم اعوج ولا شريعه سمح ٥- لا تقل بر إلا وهو في الصر ٦- رجالتك يوم مذراك يوم بيعك ومشراك ٧- ما مصلي الا وطالب مغفره ٨- بيدور اذنه واذنه في صابره ٩- من اكل بالثنتين اختنق ١٠- اشتري المسمار ولا تعمله ١١- اخلي مسبي تحت راسي وارحم كلاً في طبعه ١٢- مخرب غلب الف عمار ١٣- طريق الامان ولو مسير ثم…
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خذ من وقتك دقيقة وقل لا إله إلا الله عشر مرات
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محششين في مستشفى يبغون يصلون وشافوا المصعد مفتوح يحسبونه محراب وقف الإمام في المصعد وكبروا طلع المصعد فوق قالوا اهب يا عطية عرج به للسماء🤭😂😂😂😂😂
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- زوجة تسأل زوجها : ليه ماتشتري لي هدايا مثل ماكنت تسوي أيام الخطوبة !؟؟ قال لها : عمرك شفتي صياد يعطي السمكة طعم بعد مايصيدها😹😂😂🤭
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @nokatgadeedah. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“نكت جديدة من ظريفة” (@nokatgadeedah), 855 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nokatgadeedah.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.