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نكت جديدة من ظريفة

@nokatgadeedah

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

855subscribers

-2 since we began measuring on 30 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001420452366
TypeChannel
Username@nokatgadeedah
CreatedBetween 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded30 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/nokatgadeedah

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

85585985730 August 2026 — 857 subscribers30 August 2026 — 856 subscribers8 September 2026 — 859 subscribers15 September 2026 — 855 subscribers30 August 202615 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 16 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 854–860 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 16:36855-4
8 Sept 2026, 18:01859+3
30 Aug 2026, 22:07856-1
30 Aug 2026, 12:30857first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 9 September 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

64 reactions across 15 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 71.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤4671.9%
😁1523.4%
👍23.13%
🥰11.56%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 64 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 9 September 2025 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 19:29 UTC307 views3 reactionsread 30 August 2026

ذماري روح من الشغل وزوجته ﻣﺎﻓﻌﻠﺖ ﻟﻪ غداء حنق وراح ﻳﺮﻗﺪ جت ﻣﺮﺗﻪ ﺗﺸﺘﻲ ﺗﺮﺍﺿﻴﻪ وهي رومنسيه. ﻗﺎلت له : ﺍﺳﻮﻱ ﻟﻚ ﻣﺴﺎﺝ ﻳﺎ ﺣﺒﻴﺒﻲ؟ ﻗﻠﻬﺎ : ﺍﻗﺴﻢ ﺑﺎﻟﻠﻪ ﻟﻮ ﺗﺴﻮﻳﻪ ﻻ ﺍﺭﺟﻢ ﺍﺑﻮه للشارع😕😂

❤3

1 Jul 2026, 12:06 UTC744 views0 reactionsread 30 August 2026

يقولك خمس عجاوز غرقين في السيل جتلهم مروحية الدفاع المدني وهي تشلهم قالت وحده منهم للعسكري خلي الطيار يطفي المروحه رؤوسنا خضرا من كثر الضحك الطيار فك الحبل ورجعهن للسيل هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه .😂😂😂

20 Nov 2025, 17:29 UTC≈2,390 views9 reactionsread 30 August 2026

قال ﷺ مَن قالَ حِينَ يُصْبِحُ وَحِينَ يُمْسِي: سُبْحَانَ اللهِ وَبِحَمْدِهِ، مِائَةَ مَرَّةٍ، لَمْ يَأْتِ أَحَدٌ يَومَ القِيَامَةِ بأَفْضَلَ ممَّا جَاءَ به، إِلَّا أَحَدٌ قالَ مِثْلَ ما قالَ، أَوْ زَادَ عليه. وقال ﷺ مَن قال: سُبْحانَ اللَّهِ وبِحَمْدِهِ، في يَومٍ مِائَةَ مَرَّةٍ؛ حُطَّتْ خَطاياهُ وإنْ كانَتْ مِثْلَ زَبَدِ البَحْرِ. جمعتكم مباركة🩵 وتزداد بركة بالصلاة والسلام على رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم

❤9

16 Nov 2025, 19:27 UTC≈2,390 views4 reactionsread 30 August 2026

*واحد تحدّى حبيبته وقال لها: "في شيء مستحيل المرأة تسويه."* قالت له بفضول: "وشو؟ قل لي!" ابتسم ونظر لها بصمت... قالت: "هاه؟ وش تقصد؟ وش الشي؟ تكلم!" وظلت تسأل وتثرثر وتستفسر... وفي النهاية، فهمت المقصود. *كان يقصد: "الصمت!" 😂* فضحكة وقالت له الله يقلعك🤣🤣

❤4

16 Nov 2025, 19:27 UTC≈2,220 views0 reactionsread 30 August 2026

*دلوع وقف ورا الإمام في الصلآة* *قال الإمام : " استقيموا واعتدلوا "* *رد الدلوع : أوكي حياتي جاهزين .* *يقولون الإمام مردغه بسلك المكرفون لوما نطق الشهادتين ..😂😂*

16 Nov 2025, 19:26 UTC≈2,080 views2 reactionsread 30 August 2026

*الشعب اليمني ثلاثه انواع ::* . - *نوع معه ولاعه وما بش معه دخان* - *نوع معه دخان وما بش معه ولاعه* - *نوع لا معه ولاعه ولا دخان* *ويشغلني خمس خمس -_-* 😂😂😂😂

❤2

16 Nov 2025, 19:26 UTC≈1,900 viewsread 30 August 2026

‏فيه واحد متزوج ثنتين وحدة سوريه ووحدة سعوديه السوريه راحت للسعوديه عشان تقهرها و قالت زوجي جا لعني 🫵😏 و السعوديه قالت ايه زين انه لعنك وانبسطتي 😂😂😂😂

30 Oct 2025, 17:42 UTC≈2,080 views1 reactionsread 30 August 2026

🌸جمعتكم مباركة وكل ايامكم طيبة إن شاء الله ودعواتكم لأهلنا في السودان فرج الله عنا وعنهم البلاء والمحن 🌴

❤1

30 Oct 2025, 17:37 UTC≈2,110 views6 reactionsread 30 August 2026

بعض #الامثال_والحكم_اليمنية ١- كل ياحمار واحمد الله قال لابد من صوت يعلم به الله ٢- لاغضب الله على الذره اريشت ٣- مافي معَلم خير ٤- حكم اعوج ولا شريعه سمح ٥- لا تقل بر إلا وهو في الصر ٦- رجالتك يوم مذراك يوم بيعك ومشراك ٧- ما مصلي الا وطالب مغفره ٨- بيدور اذنه واذنه في صابره ٩- من اكل بالثنتين اختنق ١٠- اشتري المسمار ولا تعمله ١١- اخلي مسبي تحت راسي وارحم كلاً في طبعه ١٢- مخرب غلب الف عمار ١٣- طريق الامان ولو مسير ثم…

❤5🥰1

6 Oct 2025, 19:39 UTC≈2,000 views5 reactionsread 30 August 2026

خذ من وقتك دقيقة وقل لا إله إلا الله عشر مرات

❤5

6 Oct 2025, 19:38 UTC≈2,000 views1 reactionsread 30 August 2026

محششين في مستشفى يبغون يصلون وشافوا المصعد مفتوح يحسبونه محراب وقف الإمام في المصعد وكبروا طلع المصعد فوق قالوا اهب يا عطية عرج به للسماء🤭😂😂😂😂😂

❤1

6 Oct 2025, 19:38 UTC≈1,960 views1 reactionsread 30 August 2026

‏- زوجة تسأل زوجها : ليه ماتشتري لي هدايا مثل ماكنت تسوي أيام الخطوبة !؟؟ قال لها : عمرك شفتي صياد يعطي السمكة طعم بعد مايصيدها😹😂😂🤭

❤1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @nokatgadeedah. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

صحتي هي حياتي
@myhealthlife · 39,937
Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 30 August 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“نكت جديدة من ظريفة” (@nokatgadeedah), 855 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nokatgadeedah.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.