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@noassnostress
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160subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001543736028 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @noassnostress |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 29 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 29 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/noassnostress |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 29 Aug 2026, 19:27 | 160 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 17:01 | 161 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:51 | 161 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 10 March 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 October 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
486 reactions across 17 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💔 | 101 | 20.8% | |
| 💅 | 73 | 15.0% | |
| custom 5330158120616350900 | 70 | 14.4% | |
| custom 5204386063551847567 | 48 | 9.88% | |
| 😍 | 46 | 9.47% | |
| 🔥 | 26 | 5.35% | |
| 🙈 | 21 | 4.32% | |
| custom 5330158794926217602 | 20 | 4.12% | |
| 🫡 | 14 | 2.88% | |
| 😢 | 13 | 2.67% | |
| 🤡 | 13 | 2.67% | |
| 🤯 | 13 | 2.67% | |
| custom 5330331551395764163 | 10 | 2.06% | |
| ✍ | 8 | 1.65% | |
| custom 5233409876285219387 | 3 | 0.617% | |
| 🌭 | 2 | 0.412% | |
| 🤔 | 2 | 0.412% | |
| 🤝 | 2 | 0.412% | |
| 🙏 | 1 | 0.206% |
Custom emoji. 5 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 486 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 10 March 2025 to 3 October 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Сейчас еду, наслаждаюсь осенним лесом, солнышко припекает, справа равняется американская фура, я расплываюсь, начинаю ощущать себя Данилой Багровым из Брата, представляю, что еду на встречу с американцем, спрашивать в чем все таки сила, уже вижу как он скулит и ссытся под стол как тут из под этой самой фуры мне прилетает болт размером с ладошку прямо в рамку лобового и тут я понимаю, что прилети он чуть ниже в сам ло…
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Тут три фотки, где я за рулем восьмерки и одна за рулем четверки. Кто первый отгадывает где я в четверке, получает 120 рублей на телефон, кто отгадает вторым, зяряжаю пятихатку😏 Upd: Очередное доказательство, что мои подписчики самые сообразительные, конкурс раскусили за пол минуты🙈 Накиньте ноготочков если в следующий раз сделать конкурс посложнее
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Долго не постил, не было времени, сидел в четверке, придерживал район
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Кто не поставил лайк, того котик ночью укусит за жопу😼
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Приходи один, мы тоже одни будем, вискас не бери, у нас свой есть
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Когда вырасту, куплю себе такую🙈
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Начать обсуждать политику на канале, мнение?
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Для тех, кто думает, что конкурс на 140 рублей это несерьезно, попробуйте этот конкурс, в котором вы можете забрать четырехдроссельный впуск на шеснарь в классику почти за просто так😌
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@steezyliving забирает приз за то, что максимально точно передал мои чувства по поводу переднего моста🥲
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Так, ребятня, поехали экспресс конкурс на лучший коммент к фотке с четким ремонтом уазика. Лучший коммент за сегодя получит 140 рублей на телефон😏
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Первые дни владения жигой дали понять, что большинство проблем с ней можно решить если просто постучать. Поехал ее забирать, стартер трещит, двигатель не запускается, постучал по стартеру, завелась. Еду домой, включаю дворники, реле щелкает, дворники не двигаются, постучал по моторчику дворников, все заработало. Приезжаю во двор, пьяный сосед постучал мне по лицу за то, что я сильно газую, постучал на него в милицию …
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Хотел почувствовать восьмерошные вайбы и купил еще пол восьмерки🙈
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Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @noassnostress. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Отвал жопы” (@noassnostress), 160 subscribers as measured 29 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/noassnostress.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.