Channel
@noahprofits
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1,071subscribers
+46 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register Β· movement among entries of 1,000β3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1002424457183 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @noahprofits |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 β estimated from Telegramβs id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/noahprofits |
Crypto & trading β a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channelβs own recent posts on 18 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a modelβs judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured β it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Oct 2026, 01:37 | 1,071 | -5 |
| 5 Oct 2026, 07:58 | 1,076 | -3 |
| 26 Sept 2026, 23:37 | 1,079 | -21 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 12:57 | 1,100 | -3 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 05:19 | 1,103 | -8 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 12:17 | 1,111 | +1 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 15:58 | 1,110 | -3 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 15:57 | 1,113 | +502 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 10:36 | 611 | -52 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 18:18 | 663 | -345 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 20:44 | 1,008 | -12 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 10:16 | 1,020 | -5 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:31 | 1,025 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:03 | 1,025 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 7 August 2026 β the reader has not yet reached the start of this channelβs public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegramβs post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute β we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
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π [PUMP] Happy Catdancer ($CATDANCER) #CATDANCER 1.4X β³οΈ Pumped $22.6K π $31.5K π GMGN β’ GMGN(web) β’ Trojan β’ AXIOM ββββββββ π SPECIAL DEAL to get #PREMIUM calls π© DM @zanedegen now to gain it!
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π [PUMP] Callouts.fund ($CALLOUTS) #CALLOUTS 1.4X β³οΈ Pumped $26.6K π $36.3K π GMGN β’ GMGN(web) β’ Trojan β’ AXIOM ββββββββ π SPECIAL DEAL to get #PREMIUM calls π© DM @zanedegen now to gain it!
π [PUMP] Callouts.fund ($CALLOUTS) β¨ 421wgTVogbRx5ZrLWkPvhWSaC4w5DdKQwkzmXiYxpump βMC: $26.6k πCHART βRug rate: PREMIUM βRugged: PREMIUM βHolders: 524|Top10: 16% π‘ βSmarters: B 0|S 0 π Socials of #CALLOUTS βπs: Search π GMGN β’ GMGN(web) β’ Trojan β’ AXIOM ββββββββ π§Ώ My addlist Zane Degens
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @noahprofits. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked β was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it β t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so β1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 October 2026 β this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
βNoah Profits ππ°β (@noahprofits), 1,071 subscribers as measured 12 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/noahprofits.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV Β· JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.