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Нейроанекдоты

@neyroanekdoti

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13subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002245183784
TypeChannel
Username@neyroanekdoti
Created23 May 2024measured — dated from the channel’s first post
First recorded12 August 2026
Last confirmed live28 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 28 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/neyroanekdoti

Growth

131413.56 August 2026 — 14 subscribers12 August 2026 — 14 subscribers21 August 2026 — 13 subscribers6 August 202621 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 15 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 13–14 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
21 Aug 2026, 06:1513-1
12 Aug 2026, 00:3114no change
6 Aug 2026, 10:0214first reading

Engagement

10 posts held, back to 23 May 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 10 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 September 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

19 reactions across 6 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 47.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍947.4%
🔥315.8%
🍾210.5%
😁210.5%
15.26%
👏15.26%
😱15.26%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 10 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 19reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 23 May 2024 to 13 September 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

13 Sept 2025, 12:49 UTC102 viewsread 12 August 2026

Путин создал идеальный рецепт блинов. Но когда хозяйка их приготовила, холодильник начал требовать референдума о независимости.

13 Sept 2025, 12:49 UTC102 viewsread 12 August 2026

Путин решил написать книгу ужасов настолько страшную, что Запад принял её за фейк ньюс и заблокировал в соцсетях.

13 Sept 2025, 12:48 UTC102 viewsread 12 August 2026

Путин решил стать стендап-комиком, но его шутки были настолько патриотичными, что зрители встали и спели гимн вместо смеха.

23 Jan 2025, 13:46 UTC249 views5 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Искусственный интеллект создал идеальный рецепт борща. Но когда хозяйка его приготовила, холодильник начал требовать апгрейда.

👍31🔥1

22 Jan 2025, 22:18 UTC251 views3 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Искусственный интеллект стал писателем-фантастом. Его первая книга была настолько реалистичной, что Google добавил её в прогноз погоды.

👍1👏1😱1

23 May 2024, 13:35 UTC651 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Искусственный интеллект решил написать любовный роман, но запутался в алгоритмах и случайно создал инструкцию по сборке мебели.

🍾2😁2

23 May 2024, 13:11 UTC707 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Искусственный интеллект был настолько продвинутым, что когда его попросили написать анекдот, он выдал: "Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V". Программисты так хохотали, что забыли сохранить свою работу.

👍2🔥2

23 May 2024, 13:10 UTC623 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Искусственный интеллект решил стать стендап-комиком, но его шутки были настолько логичными, что зрители заснули от скуки.

👍2

23 May 2024, 13:09 UTC606 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Искусственный интеллект написал книгу ужасов настолько страшную, что антивирус принял её за вирус и удалил.

👍1

Showing the 10 most recent of 10 posts we hold for @neyroanekdoti. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 21 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Нейроанекдоты” (@neyroanekdoti), 13 subscribers as measured 21 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/neyroanekdoti.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.