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Новости-хуёвости фром Котяра

@news_from_cats

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

104subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001656867416
TypeChannel
Username@news_from_cats
DescriptionМурчим, фырчим, бухаем
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/news_from_cats

Growth

1047 August 2026 — 104 subscribers9 August 2026 — 104 subscribers7 August 20269 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 2 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 103–105 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Aug 2026, 09:17104no change
7 Aug 2026, 15:23104first reading

Engagement

15 posts held, back to 6 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
39.9%
avg views ÷ 104 subscribers
Avg views / post
41.5
15 posts measured
Reaction rate
23.9%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
15
of 15 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 9 August 2026
Posts held15 (6 August 20269 August 2026)
Views total623
Reactions total149
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken9 Aug 2026, 09:17 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
5,720
Videos
838
Links
351

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
49s
Average length
49s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

149 reactions across 15 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 57783644063625415873120.8%
custom 53552016626024550962516.8%
custom 53574154304807351262114.1%
custom 53707402873437023281812.1%
custom 52089735739552644381610.7%
🍓149.40%
custom 5278545352591434256106.71%
🤝74.70%
custom 498368624846910356253.36%
🦄21.34%

Custom emoji. 7 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 149reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

9 Aug 2026, 05:18 UTC21 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

— Вам каво?

custom 53574154304807351264custom 53552016626024550962custom 53707402873437023282🍓1

Signed Magdalene Cats

8 Aug 2026, 19:58 UTC36 views21 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

— Вдрафтвуйте есть пять рублей?

🍓8custom 53552016626024550968custom 49836862484691035625

Signed Magdalene Cats

8 Aug 2026, 15:08 UTC39 views22 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Моя Зефирочка 🥰🥰🥰

custom 535741543048073512610custom 53707402873437023286🍓4custom 57783644063625415872

Signed Magdalene Cats

8 Aug 2026, 13:25 UTC38 views22 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Держите пернатую жёпу

custom 577836440636254158710custom 53574154304807351266custom 53707402873437023285🍓1

Signed Magdalene Cats

8 Aug 2026, 06:35 UTC59 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Как саппорты видят центр любого концертного зала/клуба:

custom 52089735739552644388

Signed Magdalene Cats

8 Aug 2026, 05:36 UTC39 views6 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Яндекс музыка решила взяться за моё воспитание и теперь буквально через каждую песню врубает классику Грига, Прокофьева, Чайковского... А такое даже переключать стыдно, знаете ли!

custom 53552016626024550965🦄1

Signed Magdalene Cats

7 Aug 2026, 21:53 UTC39 views4 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Вставать в 7 утра Время час ночи Я не могу уснуть Завтра дрозды получат пизды Вот и не спят дрозды

custom 57783644063625415874

Signed Magdalene Cats

7 Aug 2026, 09:05 UTC43 views16 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Зашли в кофейню две дамы. При оплате решали, списывать ли бонусы с карты Первая: ну вдруг пригодятся на чёрный день Вторая: ты что, думаешь мы попадём в ситуацию, когда у нас не будет денег? 💅💅💅 ЗАЮЮЮЮЮШ, СО ВСЕЙ ОТВЕТСТВЕННОСТЬЮ ТЕБЯ ПРОШУ, НЕ ЗАРЕКАЙСЯ, ОЙ НЕ ЗАРЕКАЙСЯ... У меня вон тоже меньше года назад зп была под 200к

custom 52089735739552644388custom 53707402873437023284custom 53552016626024550963🦄1

Signed Magdalene Cats

7 Aug 2026, 03:55 UTC44 views2 reactionsread 9 August 2026

ого

custom 57783644063625415872

Signed Игорь Колдун

7 Aug 2026, 03:39 UTC43 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Давайте признаем, что это пиздато 🤵

custom 57783644063625415876🤝2

Signed Magdalene Cats

7 Aug 2026, 03:39 UTC34 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @eblansupportVideo

СЛУШАТЬ АЛЬБОМ🤩 БИЛЕТЫ ТУР🤓 🐔🫏😭🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥 🛵💀🫃🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥

custom 57783644063625415877custom 53574154304807351261custom 53707402873437023281

Signed Magdalene Cats

7 Aug 2026, 02:13 UTC45 views6 reactionsread 9 August 2026

До сих пор немного стрёмно от сегодняшнего сна: Еду куда-то в метро, с кем-то болтаю. Подходит молодой мужчина с мини-лупой в руках, смотрит на меня и говорит: — Сегодня не умираешь (или что-то в этом духе, именно с таким посылом) И я сразу просыпаюсь

custom 52785453525914342566

Signed Magdalene Cats

Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @news_from_cats. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Новости-хуёвости фром Котяра” (@news_from_cats), 104 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/news_from_cats.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.