Channel
@neuronaler_notstand
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101subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001657925438 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @neuronaler_notstand |
| Description | Damit Sie wissen, wer Sie regieren will. Sammlung der Wahlen zum Denkbehinderten der Woche auf ScienceFiles.org |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 6 March 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/neuronaler_notstand |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Aug 2026, 10:17 | 101 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:29 | 101 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 6 March 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 July 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
48 reactions across 12 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 24 | 50.0% | |
| 😁 | 13 | 27.1% | |
| ❤ | 5 | 10.4% | |
| 💩 | 3 | 6.25% | |
| 😭 | 3 | 6.25% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 48reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 6 March 2023 to 10 July 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
https://sciencefiles.org/2024/07/10/bedeutungsverlust-als-ausdruck-genuiner-dummheit-wahl-zum-denkbehinderten-des-monats-mai/ Bedeutungsverlust als Ausdruck genuiner Dummheit: Wahl zum Denkbehinderten des Monats MAI Bleiben Sie informiert! ➡️➡️Abonnieren Sie ScienceFiles https://t.me/RealScienceFiles
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https://sciencefiles.org/2024/06/04/so-eng-war-es-noch-nie-aber-pascal-siggelkow-hat-sich-dennoch-als-denkbehinderter-des-monats-april-durchgesetzt/ So eng war es noch nie: Aber Pascal Siggelkow hat sich dennoch als Denkbehinderter des Monats "April" durchgesetzt Bleiben Sie informiert! ➡️➡️Abonnieren Sie ScienceFiles https://t.me/RealScienceFiles
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https://sciencefiles.org/2024/04/02/weltoffener-friedenskanzler-nutzloser-sanktionen-gegen-zeckenbiss-mit-soederbild-wahl-zum-denkbehinderten-des-monats-maerz/ Weltoffener Friedenskanzler nutzloser Sanktionen gegen Zeckenbiss mit Söderbild - Wahl zum Denkbehinderten des Monats März Bleiben Sie informiert! ➡️➡️Abonnieren Sie ScienceFiles https://t.me/RealScienceFiles
https://sciencefiles.org/2024/03/01/kriegswirre-freiheitsdiebe-schwaetzer-dummschwaetzer-und-gefaehrliche-schwaetzer-wahl-zum-denkbehinderten-des-monats-februar/ Kriegswirre, Freiheitsdiebe, Schwätzer, Dummschwätzer und gefährliche Schwätzer - Wahl zum Denkbehinderten des Monats Februar Bleiben Sie informiert! ➡️➡️Abonnieren Sie ScienceFiles https://t.me/RealScienceFiles
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https://sciencefiles.org/2024/02/23/unanstaendig-unausstehlich-nicht-mal-amuesant-marie-agnes-strack-zimmermann-ist-denkbehinderte-des-monats-januar/ Unanständig, unausstehlich, nicht mal amüsant - Marie-Agnes Strack Zimmermann ist Denkbehinderte des Monats "Januar" Bleiben Sie informiert! ➡️➡️Abonnieren Sie ScienceFiles https://t.me/RealScienceFiles
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https://sciencefiles.org/2024/02/01/von-scheisshaufen-und-schmarotzern-die-gepflegte-polit-sprache-aus-dem-polit-sumpf-wahl-zum-denkbehinderten-des-monats-januar/ Von "Scheißhaufen" und "Schmarotzern": die gepflegte Polit-Sprache aus dem Polit-Sumpf [Wahl zum Denkbehinderten des Monats JANUAR] Bleiben Sie informiert! ➡️➡️Abonnieren Sie ScienceFiles https://t.me/RealScienceFiles
https://sciencefiles.org/2023/12/29/experten-demokratie-autoritaets-unsinns-klima-staatsknete-covid-boshaftigkeits-experten-wahl-zum-denkbehinderten-des-jahres/ Experten: Demokratie-, Autoritäts-, Unsinns-, Klima-, Staatsknete-, COVID-, Boshaftigkeits-Experten - Wahl zum Denkbehinderten des Jahres Bleiben Sie informiert! ➡️➡️Abonnieren Sie ScienceFiles https://t.me/RealScienceFiles
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Was ist das für eine Krankheit, die Leute dazu bringt, Kriminalität mit Straftaten bekämpfen zu wollen, Armut mit Steuererhöhungen, Alkoholismus mit billigem Fusel; die die Freiheit durch den Bau von Gefängnissen verwirklichen wollen, Wohlstand durch Verarmung herbeiführen und Meinungsfreiheit durch Zensur schützen wollen??
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https://sciencefiles.org/2023/07/18/demokratisches-defizit-meets-dyskalkulie-dyslexie-und-icd-10-von-sprache-und-verantwortung-wahl-zum-denkbehinderten-der-woche/ Demokratisches Defizit meets Dyskalkulie, Dyslexie und ICD-10 - von Sprache und Verantwortung; Wahl zum Denkbehinderten der Woche Bleiben Sie informiert! ➡️➡️Abonnieren Sie ScienceFiles https://t.me/RealScienceFiles
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https://sciencefiles.org/2023/06/18/schoenes-wetter-ist-schlecht-ruestungslobbyismus-ist-gar-keiner-verbote-sind-toll-das-gemeinwohl-ein-trans-und-zerstoerte-panzer-ein-beweis-fuer-ueberlegenheit-wahl-zum-denkbehinderten-der-w/ Schönes Wetter ist schlecht, Rüstungslobbyismus ist gar keiner, Verbote sind toll, das "Gemeinwohl" ein Trans und zerstörte Panzer ein Beweis für Überlegenheit - Wahl zum Denkbehinderten der …
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @neuronaler_notstand. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Neuronaler Notstand” (@neuronaler_notstand), 101 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/neuronaler_notstand.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.