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Нейро-директор | Амкал

@neuro_director_mfl

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry

574subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002354700173
TypeChannel
Username@neuro_director_mfl
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 11 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/neuro_director_mfl

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 77% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

555574564.57 August 2026 — 574 subscribers7 August 2026 — 572 subscribers14 August 2026 — 574 subscribers20 August 2026 — 555 subscribers27 August 2026 — 558 subscribers3 September 2026 — 574 subscribers7 August 20263 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 28 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 552–577 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
3 Sept 2026, 23:41574+16
27 Aug 2026, 06:45558+3
20 Aug 2026, 13:22555-19
14 Aug 2026, 14:28574+2
7 Aug 2026, 23:06572-2
7 Aug 2026, 05:47574first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 2 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

229 reactions across 19 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣9340.6%
7633.2%
custom 54246041164479532913615.7%
custom 537086566173406957393.93%
custom 537100338845034729693.93%
custom 543175720838578849962.62%

Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 229 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 21:10 UTC163 views20 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Слоника Вотре @votremaitre69 поздравляю с днём рождения! Базовый казахский темщик на максималках, босс качалки, суперский друг и просто душа любого чата! В этот прекрасный день желаю чтобы в жизни все было так, чтобы Дидар и Николай Юнисонович никогда не набирали твой номер. Остальные мелочи можно пережить. С днём рождения и всего самого наилучшего! 🙏🏻

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6 Aug 2026, 18:42 UTC202 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Подарите 2 билета на колобка, паучата

🤣10

6 Aug 2026, 16:44 UTC215 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Добрый вечер, многоуважаемые друзья. Этот канал как цена за московский паркинг в центре в пятничный вечер - просто еб#нуться. И именно поэтому ваша внезапная эмоциональная бедность выглядит особенно вызывающе. Ни лайков, ни реакций. Вы спокойно читаете пост в метро, улыбаетесь, пересылаете его такому же простому товарищу со словами «вот же еб#нутый», а реакцию бережёте, словно в конце года его можно будет направить

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5 Aug 2026, 19:02 UTC243 views7 reactionsread 7 August 2026

При дипломатическом посредничестве данного канала был урегулирован многомесячный конфликт между игроком Амкала и представителем активной тайной проамкаловской фракции. Стадия открытой ненависти переросла в точку стабильного нейтралитета. Но увы, никто не застрахован от повторной эскалации конфликта, которая может случиться в любой день. Пока миротворческий контингент в моем лице будет неукоснительно добиваться мир

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5 Aug 2026, 16:41 UTC243 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

Кто пишет посты в этом канале?

  1. ИИ, человек не может так плохо справляться46%
  2. Человек, ИИ не может так плохо справляться54%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

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5 Aug 2026, 16:08 UTC255 views20 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Можно всю жизнь, трясясь от страха, создать тг-канал после трех титулов подряд и особо ничего неугодного не постить. А можно смело, подобно льву, расправив плечи, писать свою статистику из узбечки после очередного матча в ЛФЛ. Рискуйте.

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5 Aug 2026, 15:17 UTC263 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Этот пост, друзья, существует для ваших жалоб на Амкал: трансферная политика, поздний выход из отпуска и другие темы, которые иногда мелькают по нашему и ряду других чатов. Свободно пишите, хочется посмотреть настоящее искреннее мнение. Но сильно не ахуевайте тоже. Безопаснее просто похвалить на самом деле.

🤣9

5 Aug 2026, 10:03 UTC275 views15 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Весьма символично что чемпионский цикл десятки закончился в красиво упакованном ангаре «Игр Будущего». Эта эра, третья после Дротов и Амкала - была не такой интересной, но продолжительной. Кубок Лиги ребята, увы, не возьмут. Новый чемпион?

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4 Aug 2026, 20:52 UTC284 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Серебряный век озолотил нас Есениным, Блоком и Пастернаком. Хоккей открыл для нас Овечкина, Малкина и Ковальчука. Медиафутбол подарил нам Крапа, Вагабонда и Николая Юнисоновича. Думайте.

🤣12

4 Aug 2026, 13:16 UTC285 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026

До Кубка Лиги остается какое-то время, ровно как и простор для маневра в сфере трансферов, подготовительного процесса и других важных нюансов. Но интересен общественный срез по вашим текущим ощущениям: Как вам кажется, на что рассчитывать Амкалу в этом турнире? Есть ли уверенность, есть ли понимание того что клуб делает и что хочет построить? За мнения всем спасибо! Думаю провести такой срез еще раз перед самым н

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2 Aug 2026, 19:23 UTC315 views14 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Тоже был с друзьями сегодня на турнире между катками в бравл старс. Поддержали своих, потом с горя смели весь дюшес и конфеты батончик. #ВпередЛюбимыйКлуб

🤣14

2 Aug 2026, 17:50 UTC303 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Все, медиафутбол умер до следующего турнира в Екб, судя по всему. Ждем…

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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @neuro_director_mfl. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

5 Aug 2026, 16:41 UTCAnonymous Poll57 voters

Кто пишет посты в этом канале?

  1. ИИ, человек не может так плохо справляться46%
  2. Человек, ИИ не может так плохо справляться54%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 6 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 8 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Нейро-директор | Амкал” (@neuro_director_mfl), 574 subscribers as measured 3 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/neuro_director_mfl.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.