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Channel
DAMN netherlands
@netherlands_WM
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
36subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003410488427 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @netherlands_WM |
| Description | …Fuck mijn depressie РЕАЛЬНО годная трава только у них https://t.me/world_mirror_web ))) |
| Created | Between 1 November 2025 and 14 December 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/netherlands_WM |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 23:01 | 36 | no change |
| 10 Aug 2026, 18:46 | 36 | first reading |
Engagement
19 posts held, back to 14 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 4
- Videos
- 2
- Links
- 4
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 22s
- Average length
- 11s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
43 reactions across 6 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 62.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤🔥 | 27 | 62.8% | |
| 🤬 | 12 | 27.9% | |
| 🤡 | 2 | 4.65% | |
| 💩 | 1 | 2.33% | |
| 🖕 | 1 | 2.33% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 43reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 14 December 2025 to 22 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Video, posted without a caption
File, posted without a caption
данные мысли не являются публичными. Господи, Которого нет. Я зажимаю рот рукой, чтобы не выплюнуть Тебе в лицо это кислое, спиртовое «помоги». Кровь на губах это не мученичество. Это просто результат того, как сильно я вгрызался в собственное мясо, пытаясь вытравить из себя человека. Говорят, Ты создал нас чистыми. Посмотри на этот черновик, Господи. Посмотри на эти дрожащие пальцы, на эту грязь под ногтями, на эту…
НИКОГДА. БОЛЬШЕ. НЕ. ЖРАТЬ. ЦВЕТЫ.
ВСЁ. ДОСТАЛО. я устал. устал быть просто продавцом цветов. устал считать луковицы, как будто это монеты. 8 марта прошло, и я снова превратился в кассира. каждый день тюльпаны, тюльпаны, тюльпаны… мы заполнили ими весь мир, но они же не деньги, они ЖИВЫЕ. я вчера смотрел в глаза одному жёлтому тюльпану, и он спросил меня: «за сколько ты продашь мою душу?». а я не знал, что ответить. я просто выбил чек. почему я прод…
File, posted without a caption
❤🔥3
Зарисовка «Ниже уровня совести». TW: Drug use, Hallucinations, Body Horror, Colonialism, Existential Dread, Claustrophobia. CW: Упоминание исторических трагедий, описание разложения, панические атаки. ЧИТАТЬ «Бог создал мир, а голландцы свои земли. Но никто не спрашивал море, согласно ли оно с этой сделкой».
❤🔥9🤬3🤡2
Sticker, posted without a caption
слушай… блог… в общем… сижу тут… стены такие… БЕЛЫЕ… почему они такие белые??? это вообще законно?? ммм… кто-то там говорит… эээ… голос такой… как будто шмель залез в пустую банку из-под газировки… бззз… бззз… блин… забыл… а… ТОЧНО… собрание… я смотрю на ручку… она СИНЯЯ… как море… только маленькое… и из пластика… а если ручку посадить в землю… вырастет ли дерево из чернил???? оу… подожди… кажется я моргнул… и прошло…
❤🔥2
𓈒 . ۫ ┊#𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 🤩 ┄ . ⊹ (!!) бля народ… хахахаха… вспомнил короче хуйню, почему венгрия ко мне так плохо относится. короче, недели две назад, вечерок такой тёплый для декабря, я чуть покурил хорошего, настроение лёгкое, флиртующее, пошёл в один бар у Рембрандтплейн, тот что с видом на канал, свет приглушённый, музыка джазовая тихая… сижу, пью пиво медленно, смотрю по сторонам… и вижу — у стойки стоит кто-то… вау… фи…
🤬5💩1🖕1
𓈒 . ۫ ┊#𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 🤩 ┄ . ⊹ (!!) Во-первых, я не «учил тебя жизни». Я напоминал о том, что мы все подписывали, когда вступали в этот клуб. 😕Квоты на мигрантов это не моя личная прихоть, это решение, принятое большинством, включая тебя в своё время. Верховенство права — тоже не моя выдумка, это основа Евросоюза. Если тебе не нравится — выходи, как Англия, и решай всё сам. Но пока ты внутри, правила общие. 👍 Во-вторых, п…
Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @netherlands_WM. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 1,183,156 of 1,340,412entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“DAMN netherlands” (@netherlands_WM), 36 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/netherlands_WM.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.