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Channel
Мой недоношенный ребенок
@nedonoshennyirebenok
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry
135subscribers
-4 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001466119151 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @nedonoshennyirebenok |
| Created | 11 November 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset) |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 31 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 3 times, most recently 31 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/nedonoshennyirebenok |
Topic
Parenting & family — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 57% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Oct 2026, 22:54 | 135 | -2 |
| 10 Oct 2026, 08:17 | 137 | -1 |
| 30 Sept 2026, 19:56 | 138 | +1 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 19:13 | 137 | -1 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 08:16 | 138 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 22:46 | 139 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:00 | 139 | first reading |
Engagement
18 posts held, back to 9 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 11s
- Average length
- 11s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
66 reactions across 13 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 23 | 34.8% | |
| 🔥 | 15 | 22.7% | |
| 👍 | 6 | 9.09% | |
| 😁 | 6 | 9.09% | |
| 🙈 | 5 | 7.58% | |
| 🎉 | 4 | 6.06% | |
| 🤪 | 4 | 6.06% | |
| 😘 | 2 | 3.03% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 1.52% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 66 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 9 March 2026 to 14 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
А нужен канал в макс? Я там есть 😁
💯1
Когда отрубили тг, отпала необходимость здесь говорить. Или это терапия так влияет?..
❤4
Мне кажется, что я нашла решение приличной такой доли своих жизненных трудностей. Это решение - не бухать. Поэтому мы с мужем сходили за пивом и вкусняшками, чтобы смотреть с кайфом кино. Логика - моё второе имя, блядь...
🤪4
Пока как-то так 😁 Пока никаких обоев, ещё впереди до хрена работы. И потолок ещё нужно сделать, балки покрасить... 2 недели прошли не в пустую 😁
Изначально идея была такая: плевать, что стены неровные. Тут плюнем, там крякнем "и все это надёжно склеем скотчем" (с). Что из этого получилось за 2 недели покажу завтра
👍2
Ой 😁 Третий за 15 лет наш с мужем ремонт
👍4
Мы сегодня с мужем ужинали и нечаянно забронировали квартиру опять в Новороссийске. В прошлый год мы готовились месяцев 9 к отпуску. Сейчас у нас примерно 2.5. Штош...
🔥3
И традиционно мне нужен рецепт, который начинается со слов "Возьмите 30 вареных яиц..."
😁6🔥2
Дождь, слякоть, небо серое. Это никого не остановило, как вы понимаете. Дети в больших количествах ходили сегодня "пасховать". Мы раздали примерно 35 пакетиков с печеньем и конфетами. Потом в ход пошли обнаруженные в заначке пряники и даже Мишкины протеиновые батончики 🙈 Моих детей не было дома 3 часа. Мне этих запасов сладкого хватит на лет 10 примерно... Детям недели на 2 😁 Потом опять Вику от аллергии лечить 😂 Хо…
🔥6❤3
Рекомендую всем. Ты такой глазки закрыл и открыл. Ничего не болит, нигде не чешется. Единственное, что подкачало - это мои вены. Пришлось ставить катетер в запястье, больше нигде нет их. А там где есть - синяк от бесконечных анализов.
🔥4
Посмеемся, потом поплачем. Я опять записалась на эту адскую процедуру. Но теперь с седацией. И анализов надо сдать как будто в космос лечу, ага. Зачем-то даже на спид и гепатит. Пойду, поплачу.
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @nedonoshennyirebenok. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Измена - это (вы с человеком семья и тд)
- Думать вообще о другом человеке как о сексуальном партнере37%
- Признаваться в любви другому60%
- Случайно (допустим!) переспать с другим человеком3%
- Измены нет, все лишь рамки в голове0%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 9 March 2026 to 14 June 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Мой недоношенный ребенок” (@nedonoshennyirebenok), 135 subscribers as measured 16 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nedonoshennyirebenok.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.