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ЧВК «Насвай»

@natzwhy

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249subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001671962576
TypeChannel
Username@natzwhy
DescriptionЧВК категории /b/. Мы мутим гуманитарный проект «Кайфолёт». И проект будущего У.Н.Т.Е.Р. Они закончат войну и принесут ещё больше страданий…
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 31 March 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/natzwhy

Growth

2497 Aug 2026, 10:36 — 249 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 09:33 — 249 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 10:368 Aug 2026, 09:33
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 248–250 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 09:33249no change
7 Aug 2026, 10:36249first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 2 December 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
83.5%
avg views ÷ 249 subscribers
Avg views / post
208
5 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.00%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
5
of 18 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held18 (2 December 20257 August 2026)
Views total1,039
Reactions total52
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 09:33 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
270
Videos
156
Links
37

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
4m 38s
Average length
31s

Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

159 reactions across 18 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁6742.1%
🤣2817.6%
2314.5%
🔥2113.2%
💯63.77%
👍53.14%
👏21.26%
🤩21.26%
🫡21.26%
👀10.629%
😱10.629%
🤗10.629%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 159reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 2 December 2025 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 11:39 UTC69 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Узнав о том, что вечный двигатель изобрести невозможно, в приказном порядке Нольпятый установил всем двигателям ЧВК «Насвай» работать вечно. Приказ No. 5 «О мерах обеспечения автослужбы ЧВК «Насвай» от 07.08.2026 г.

5🔥2

3 Aug 2026, 23:39 UTC123 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @TIRStgVideo

Секретный агент 0,7 ЧВК "Насвай" ведет скрытное наблюдение за подозрительной группой лиц.

😁6🔥1

3 Aug 2026, 12:32 UTC149 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

В мире будущего есть только война… Астрамилитарум ждёт «добровольца» готового сражаться с ксеносами и хохлами!🫡

🤣3🔥2

23 Jul 2026, 21:29 UTC257 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Прямая и непосредственная обязанность командира батальона — предпринимать все возможные меры в рамках его должностных полномочий чтобы его подразделение не превратилось в ЧВК «Насвай». Если такое произошло, то командир должен делать что нибудь, что может.

😁124🤩2

23 Jul 2026, 20:41 UTC441 views15 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Уставная жидкость для вейпа и получении пиздюлей от старшины за курение вейпа. Солевая давалка — самая наваристая фракция клиторного масла с боевых сквиртолётов. Солевая давалка — гонорея в каждой затяжке. Солевая давалка — причина оформления справки 100 по ИППП.

😁121👍1🤗1

4 Jul 2026, 16:43 UTC641 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Уставной дезодорант — теперь не смертелен!👍🏻

😁74

24 Jun 2026, 21:45 UTC≈2,200 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

На контракт приглашаются: Певцы Танцоры Звукооператоры К-поп идолы (не штурм)

🤣91

30 Dec 2025, 10:04 UTC≈1,340 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

🤣9👏2😱1

26 Dec 2025, 07:36 UTC750 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @KoshkoYobPhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

😁14🔥4🫡2

26 Dec 2025, 07:36 UTC649 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Идеальный боец ЧВК "НАСВАЙ" найден!

😁62

25 Dec 2025, 18:18 UTC637 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Это кто-то из сотрудников ЧВК Насвай продает

🤣73

17 Dec 2025, 10:55 UTC606 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Генерал гоп-стоп-Бахчисарай-ЗГТ ЧВК "Насвай" торжественно прибивает первый отработанный у школоты телефон к доске борьбы с запрещённым в ЧВК мессенджером "Мойша".

👍4

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @natzwhy. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ЧВК «Насвай»” (@natzwhy), 249 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/natzwhy.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.