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@nastikiivolodya

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128subscribers

-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002063132017
TypeChannel
Username@nastikiivolodya
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 10 April 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 11 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/nastikiivolodya

Growth

1281301297 August 2026 — 130 subscribers9 August 2026 — 130 subscribers27 August 2026 — 129 subscribers11 September 2026 — 128 subscribers7 August 202611 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 35 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 128–130 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Sept 2026, 07:20128-1
27 Aug 2026, 18:17129-1
9 Aug 2026, 01:01130no change
7 Aug 2026, 15:26130first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 10 April 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 25 May 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
15m 07s
Average length
7m 34s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

273 reactions across 18 posts, in 33 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤6624.2%
🔥4014.7%
🥰238.42%
😨155.49%
🤡145.13%
👍134.76%
😭114.03%
😱114.03%
🎉93.30%
🤯82.93%
🍾72.56%
🫡72.56%
🖕62.20%
🗿62.20%
🐳51.83%
🕊41.47%
❤‍🔥31.10%
🦄31.10%
🍓20.733%
🎅20.733%
13 further kinds186.59%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 273 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 10 April 2024 to 25 May 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

25 May 2025, 17:00 UTC254 views15 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

С днём нерпёнка, дорогие друзья! Не ожидали????? Год назад мы проводили этот праздник на Чистых прудах и устраивали музыкальный перформанс. Админы не дураки и, предугадав, что в 2025 году их уже примут за пожилых квадроберов (которых они же и предвосхитили), решили подождать и сделать двойное поздравление для всех нерпопричастных страны😀 Смотрим, вникаем, вспоминаем и наслаждаемся бесконечно вечным💅 вот так комм…

🔥6🤯5🥰3👍1

Signed varlaginan

21 Jun 2024, 11:23 UTC519 views40 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

отныне мы больше не существуем как коммуна.

😨15😭11🫡7💔2🤯2🍾1🎉1🤡1

Signed borsch908(🍉?)

24 May 2024, 17:32 UTC863 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

нерпный перформанс-утренник перенесён на 19:00✨✨✨ на время проведения афтерпати не влияет ну ладно может чучуть🤭🤭🤭

❤10🤯1

Signed borsch908(🍉?)

21 May 2024, 16:25 UTC599 views30 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Два комунара нашей микрокоммуны ( две Насти), провели исследование шортсов. 🥸 Мы потратили около часа на то, чтобы посмотреть 100 шортсов. 🫠 Всего 5 из них было действительно полезными! 🤓 10 из них мы оценили как "полезные для определённой аудитории". 🤥 Остальные же были сугубо развлекательным контентом.😧 Борьба современных авторов, которым сейчас может стать каждый, у кого есть телефон, за внимание зрителей…

❤19🤡4🥰3👍2🖕1🤮1

Signed :):

21 May 2024, 15:06 UTC434 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Poll

Чем вы занимаетесь чаще всего?

  1. жрать51%
  2. трахаться20%
  3. шортсы29%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

🖕5🎅2

Signed borsch908(🍉?)

18 May 2024, 15:53 UTC516 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026

💣 Расписание андеграунда Москвы Все мероприятия бесплатные, если не указано обратного 8 августа, суббота 🕊 16:00 Ч.П • Кинопоказ «Улица грёз» (1921) 🕊 18:00 Punk Fiction: Гиг За Сотку • ДР ГЗС 9 августа, воскресенье 🕊 12:00 РанДом • Каддл-пати 🕊 15:00 Ч.П • Кинопоказ «Багдадский вор» (1924) «Чёрный пират» (1926) 10 августа, понедельник 🕊 20:00 Ч.П • Кинопоказ «Счастливый лазарь» 12 августа, среда 🕊 19:00 РанДом …

❤3❤‍🔥3👍3🔥2

Signed Расписатель

18 May 2024, 15:30 UTC≈1,010 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

25 МАЯ ОТМЕЧАЕТСЯ ДЕНЬ НЕРПЁНКА🤩🎉 Этот праздник не менее значимый, чем День рождения вашей мамы, День пива и Новый год. Какая программа вас ждёт? 🐳17:30 – сбор участников и зрителей около станции метро Чистые пруды. 🐳18:00 – театрализованный перформанс на Чистопрудном бульваре (фонтан Поющий журавль), посвящённый тяжёлой жизни байкальских нерп. После этого со всеми желающими мы отправимся в микрокоммуну Н²В (~19…

🐳5🔥3❤2

Signed borsch908(🍉?)

17 May 2024, 09:22 UTC374 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

👍7🕊4

Signed 🐟>Volodya<🐺(🐒?)

16 May 2024, 05:54 UTC574 views23 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Месяц назад наш коммунар Володя занялся боксом, теперь его при всех побьют на ринге - приходите посмотреть. Когда: 18.05.24 Где: м.Кожуховская , ТЦ "Автомобиль" Во сколько: уточняйте в лс @Venesuela_1

😱9🔥7❤2🍾1🎉1💅1🤩1😁1

Signed 🐟>Volodya<🐺(🐒?)

8 May 2024, 18:22 UTC444 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Собаки крутые, поэтому мы вписываем только их

🗿4🤨2🥰2❤1🔥1🤷1

Signed borsch908(🍉?)

8 May 2024, 18:22 UTC442 views11 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

❤5🗿2🔥1🤷1🥰1🥱1

Signed borsch908(🍉?)

6 May 2024, 20:49 UTC522 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

🔥5🍓2❤1🌚1

Signed 🐟>Volodya<🐺(🐒?)

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @nastikiivolodya. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

21 May 2024, 15:06 UTCAnonymous Poll86 voters

Чем вы занимаетесь чаще всего?

  1. жрать51%
  2. трахаться20%
  3. шортсы29%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 10 April 2024 to 25 May 2025. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Н²В” (@nastikiivolodya), 128 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nastikiivolodya.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.