Channel

Голая улитка

@nakedsnail

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635subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID	-1001982209268
Type	Channel
Username	@nakedsnail
Description	Смешно и не очень о изучении немецкого и жизни в Германии
Created	Between 1 April 2023 and 10 July 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded	7 August 2026
Last confirmed live	15 August 2026
Measurements held	2
On Telegram	t.me/nakedsnail

Growth

2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 634–636 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Subscribers	Change
7 Aug 2026, 10:17	635	no change
7 Aug 2026, 09:57	635	first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 10 July 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 30 August 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos: 82
Links: 9

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

755 reactions across 18 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction	Count	Share
❤	177	23.4%
🔥	161	21.3%
👍	81	10.7%
😁	66	8.74%
🤯	47	6.23%
👻	41	5.43%
😴	40	5.30%
👀	35	4.64%
🤩	34	4.50%
🥰	34	4.50%
❤‍🔥	24	3.18%
🐳	8	1.06%
✍	3	0.397%
👨‍💻	2	0.265%
🥱	2	0.265%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 755reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 10 July 2023 to 30 August 2023, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

30 Aug 2023, 16:46 UTC≈7,960 views68 reactionsread 7 August 2026

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die Labertasche - болтун labern - болтать die Tasche (-n) - сумка, карман Синонимы: 1️⃣der Schwätzer 2️⃣das Plappermaul/die Plappertasche plappern - болтать das Maul (Mäuler) - пасть, морда 3️⃣der Laberkopf der Kopf (Köpfer) - голова Синонимы есть еще, кто знает? Пишите в комментариях🥰 ❗️А вот хороший подкаст, название которого как раз составляется от слова plappern - Deutsches Geplapper (немецкая болтовня/разговор…

👀35👻25👍5❤3

29 Aug 2023, 18:03 UTCviews —

Голая улитка pinned a photo

28 Aug 2023, 17:53 UTC≈6,780 views50 reactionsread 7 August 2026

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der Denkzettel - предупреждение, наказание, как напоминание о проступке [дЭнкцЕттель] denken - думать der Zettel - записка, бумажка, чек jdm einen Denkzettel geben/verpassen - преподать кому-то урок # Das soll dir ein Denkzettel sein! - Пусть это будет тебе уроком/напоминанием! # Sie haben den Regierungsparteien einen klaren Denkzettel verpasst - Они преподали правящим партиям четкий урок ❓В 17 веке ученикам учебн…

❤45🔥3👍2

22 Aug 2023, 18:46 UTC≈4,530 views47 reactionsread 7 August 2026

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die Laufbahn - карьера der Lauf (Läufe) - бег, забег laufen - бегать die Bahn (-en) - дорога, путь, поезд # Seine politische Laufbahn begann bereits mit 16 Jahren - Его политическая карьера началась уже в 16 лет # Für welche Laufbahn hast du dich entschieden? - Какую карьеру ты решил выбрать? Как у вас дела с бегущим поездом? Бежит?🤪

❤26👻9🐳8👍4

15 Aug 2023, 20:13 UTC≈3,620 views27 reactionsread 7 August 2026

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der Ohrensessel - кресло с подголовником [Орэнзэссель] das Ohr (-en) - ухо der Sessel (=) - кресло die Ohrenmütze - шапка-ушанка [ОрэнмЮтце] die Mütze (-n) - шапка die Ohrenqualle - ушастая медуза (у нее сверху есть четыре дуги, похожие на ушки) [ОрэнквАлле] die Qualle (-n) - медуза das Ohrenschmalz - ушная сера [ОрэншмАльц] das Schmalz - топлёное сало

🤩16👍6😁5

13 Aug 2023, 11:10 UTCviews —

Голая улитка pinned a photo

10 Aug 2023, 20:11 UTC≈2,690 views71 reactionsread 7 August 2026

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das Perlmutter / Perlmutt - перламутр die Perle (-n) - жемчуг die Mutter (Mütter) - мама perlmuttern - жемчугомамовый перламутровый Вас тоже сильно удивляет на сколько много слов в русском языке, пришедших из немецкого? Я уже устала пополнять свой список слов, которые для меня оказываются ВНЕЗАПНО немецкие🤯 Вот мой личный топ по мозговзрывательности: 🔹der Store - штора 🔹der Kutscher - кучер (die Kutsche - карета) 🔹d…

🤯47👍16❤8

5 Aug 2023, 10:46 UTC≈1,940 views71 reactionsread 7 August 2026

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der Blumenstrauß - букет цветов [блЮменштрАус] die Blume (-n) - цветок der Strauß (-e) - страус der Strauß (Sträuße) - букет # Eine lebende Pflanze ist besser als ein Blumenstrauß - Живое растение лучше букета # Es gibt einen ganzen Blumenstrauß von Möglichkeiten! - Есть целая куча возможностей! Что предпочтёте в качестве подарка? Букет или страуса?😂 Голосуйте! 🤩 - букет 🔥 - страус

🔥50🤩17🥰4

3 Aug 2023, 18:05 UTC≈1,560 views36 reactionsread 7 August 2026

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das Kopfkino - живое воображение, тревожные мысли [кОпфкИно] der Kopf (Köpfe) - голова das Kino (-s) - кино # - Meine Oma hat einen neuen Bikini! - Oh nein, jetzt habe ich Kopfkino! - У моей бабушки новое бикини! - О нет, теперь мне это не развидеть! # Hauptgrund für Kopfkino ist Stress - Главной причиной тревожных мыслей является стресс # Möchten Sie Kopfkino von der Arbeit ausschalten? - Хотите отключить поток мыс…

❤31👍3👻2

31 Jul 2023, 19:48 UTC≈1,480 views33 reactionsread 7 August 2026

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Обзор всех постов июля! Если что-то забыли, смело повторяйте и щестро ставьте сердечки/огонёчки❤️ 👃🏼Nasenwurzel ✉️ Briefschmerz 🥱 schlaftrunken 🥘 Menschenauflauf 🪑 Sitzfleisch haben 🦪 Schweißperle 🍅 Tomaten auf den Augen haben 👂🏼 sich etwas hinter die Ohren schreiben 💊 Antibabypille ☕️ Kaffeeklatsch 📕 грамматический пост про Perfekt 📺 материал по первой серии сериала der Greif Кто уже посмотрел первую сер…

❤32👍1

30 Jul 2023, 18:24 UTC≈1,260 views39 reactionsread 7 August 2026

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die Nasenwurzel - переносица [нАзэнвУрцель] die Nase (-n) - нос die Wurzel (-n) - корень das Nasenloch - ноздря [нАзэнлОх] das Loch (Löcher) - дырка die Nasenspitze - кончик носа [нАзэншпИтцэ] die Spitze (-n) - кончик, остриё, верхушка das Nasenbein - носовая кость [нАзэнбАйн] das Bein (-e) - нога Нога? Почему нога?🤷‍♀️Помните как ключица по немецки? Schlüsselbein, тоже нога! Дело в том, что раньше в немецком Bei…

🥰30👍8❤1

27 Jul 2023, 18:08 UTC≈1,300 views46 reactionsread 7 August 2026

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✉️der Briefschmerz - уникальное для жителей Германии явление, боль и тревога при получении писем от официальных инстанций der Brief (-e) - письмо der Schmerz - боль # Hast du schon mal Briefschmerz erlebt? - Ты уже когда-нибудь чувствовал боль от получения писем? А вот еще необычное болевое ощущение: 🌍der Weltschmerz - боль и тоска от несоответствия устройства мира нашим о нём представлениях die Welt - мир # Hochs…

😁38👍5🔥3

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @nakedsnail. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,058,239 of 1,478,351entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Дело в сексе
@deloVsexe · 1111 post

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

Мари о немецком
@mariedeutsch · 3,4851 post

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Голая улитка” (@nakedsnail), 635 subscribers as measured 7 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nakedsnail.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.