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Мухи и Котлеты

@myxi_i_kotleti

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475subscribers

-12 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001134073447
TypeChannel
Username@myxi_i_kotleti
CreatedBetween 1 June 2017 and 30 September 2020 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/myxi_i_kotleti

Topic

Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

4754874817 August 2026 — 487 subscribers8 August 2026 — 486 subscribers8 August 2026 — 486 subscribers16 August 2026 — 482 subscribers30 August 2026 — 479 subscribers10 September 2026 — 476 subscribers16 September 2026 — 475 subscribers7 August 202616 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 40 days, net -12. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 473–489 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 23:58475-1
10 Sept 2026, 02:41476-3
30 Aug 2026, 18:54479-3
16 Aug 2026, 15:24482-4
8 Aug 2026, 04:31486no change
8 Aug 2026, 04:16486-1
7 Aug 2026, 22:31487first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 8 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

605 reactions across 20 posts, in 20 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍15726.0%
😁14724.3%
👏9716.0%
🔥9515.7%
386.28%
🤣376.12%
😱71.16%
🫡71.16%
💯60.992%
❤‍🔥30.496%
😢20.331%
10.165%
🎅10.165%
👌10.165%
👎10.165%
👻10.165%
🕊10.165%
😨10.165%
🤪10.165%
🤮10.165%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 605 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 8 May 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 10:00 UTC240 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026

С утра от нас бежали либерасты, И, прорывая звуковой барьер, За Мневниками с грохотом ужасным Их рейтинг рухнул в меловой карьер!

👍7😁4

5 Aug 2026, 21:03 UTC266 views23 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Сергей Семёнычу есть тема Для освоения купюр: По краю Солнечной системы - Бордюр.

😁17👏3👍2💯1

4 Aug 2026, 10:06 UTC346 views30 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Сорри, повтор по поводу: БЕЗНАДЕЖДИНА Заколдована, замордована, Вся на жёлтой Калине изъезжена, Ты врагами в кольцо закольцована, Деревенька моя Безнадеждина. Не печальная, не весёлая, Не Помпея, да и не Флоренция, Не сравнишься с другими ты сёлами, Ни в прострации и ни в деменции. Пусть враги посылают нам санкции, Мы плюём в них с неистовой горечью, Ни в деменции и ни в прострации Мы не дружим с подобною сволочью

👍15🤣10💯31🤪1

4 Aug 2026, 09:59 UTC407 views30 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Срочно лайкайте котят - Завтра это запретят!

😁16🫡7🔥6👍1

22 Jul 2026, 04:35 UTC597 views35 reactionsread 8 August 2026

... И лишь один Медведев Дима Как прежде, - бодр и полон сил, Поскольку перешёл с бензина На керосин...

🤣26👍5😁4

20 Jul 2026, 21:01 UTC598 views26 reactionsread 8 August 2026

ПРО ТАНЮ Хороша была Татьяна - краше не было в Москве, Проводила регулярно передачи по ТВ. Не одна она гуляла по Останкино, как перст, К ней заглядывал, бывало, на программу Костя Эрнст. Вились кудри Константина на московском на ветру, У Останкинского тына расставались поутру. И от этого-то ветра, небольшого ветерка, Тридцать три квадратных метра улетели в облака... И Татьяна Звездунова унеслась за тыщу вёрст, Кт

👏19👍3😱2🕊1😨1

27 Jun 2026, 11:43 UTC766 views33 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Покуда в ад разверста лесенка, Володька! Догоняй ровесника!

👏18👍12👻1💯1😁1

27 Jun 2026, 08:11 UTC749 views29 reactionsread 8 August 2026

ХИМИЯ И ЖИЗНЬ Ситуация в химии стала острей: Окисляется нефть всё быстрей и быстрей, Выделяя в пространство избыток тепла В тех местах, где обломки лежат бпла. Из-за этих обломов в Европе Мы близки к тепловой катастрофе: Иссыхает среда, дорожает вода, И мартини теперь подаётся без льда!

👍19👏7😁2😢1

23 Jun 2026, 20:28 UTC907 views21 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Памяти Алана Гринспена Песнь про КРИЗИС Над нью-йоркской древней биржей ветер тучи собирает. А над биржею токийской нет ни облачка, ни тучки. Тихо все и все спокойно, только брокеры играют, продавая то и это, собирая фишки в кучки. Вдруг из гринспенской трясины, как собака баскервиллей, вылезает Алан Гринспен, привидению подобный. Словно призрак по Европе, он гуляет по конгрессу и трясет своим докладом, чем весьма

10😱5👏3👍1🔥1🤣1

14 Jun 2026, 08:17 UTC778 views30 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Как мохнатый шмель, Прокурор - в бордель, Депутат - на воды в Виши, А враждебный дрон - В оружейный схрон - По родству железной души!

🔥17😁7👍4👎1👏1

8 Jun 2026, 20:23 UTC≈1,070 views42 reactionsread 8 August 2026

И Диоклетиан бы дуба врезал, А римляне - так просто б не поверили: Какую тыкву вырастил наш цезарь На месте процветающей империи!

👍35😁4👏21

2 Jun 2026, 08:39 UTC≈1,460 views46 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Пока Талмуд прочтёшь - язык сломаешь, Работа чернокнижника горька: Всю ночь стоишь, и Каббалу читаешь, Чтобы призвать какого-то божка, Или ифрита, или даже - джинна, Хоть - черта лысого, да хоть - кого-нибудь! Создания! Не проходите мимо, Не дайте заклинателю уснуть! Язык устал. Пустует пентаграмма, Ни големов, ни гномов под рукой, А у меня ведь целая программа - Про вечный мир, богатство и покой. За что досталась

😁29👍64🔥4👏2👌1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @myxi_i_kotleti. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Мухи и Котлеты” (@myxi_i_kotleti), 475 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/myxi_i_kotleti.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.