«Я не злюсь. Я просто демонстрирую вам, как выглядит высшее проявление презрения в мягкой оболочке.»
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Channel
@murmigg
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
23subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001753832195 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @murmigg |
| Created | 25 September 2023 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 4 times, most recently 9 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/murmigg |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 1 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 90% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Sept 2026, 09:41 | 23 | -1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 17:07 | 24 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 09:47 | 25 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:45 | 25 | first reading |
11 posts held, back to 25 September 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 2 November 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
44 reactions across 10 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 68.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5233698596871764002 | 30 | 68.2% | |
| 🍓 | 11 | 25.0% | |
| custom 5190627281847993285 | 3 | 6.82% |
Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 44 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 25 September 2023 to 2 November 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
«Я не злюсь. Я просто демонстрирую вам, как выглядит высшее проявление презрения в мягкой оболочке.»
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«Ну конечно, мы просто случайно оказались в объятиях друг друга. Никакого сговора. Никакой манипуляции. Просто чистая случайность и полное отсутствие плана завоевать ваше сердце… и диван.»
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«Королевский душ. Всё по инструкции: шампунь — на голову, не на пол. Спасибо, что не убежал.»
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«Кот-ревизор: проверка на соответствие стандартам лежания» У меня есть диван. Был, точнее. Потому что теперь это официальная территория кота по имени Бублик, и я — всего лишь временный посетитель, допущенный по его личному разрешению. Всё началось с того, что я однажды сел на диван без предварительного уведомления. Бублик подошёл, внимательно осмотрел моё положение тела, фыркнул и лёг прямо мне на колени. Я подумал…
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«Если бы взгляд мог убивать — я бы был в тюрьме. Но если взгляд может заставить вас дать мне ещё одну рыбку — то я свободен. И счастлив.»
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«Смотрите на меня: стильный, загорелый, независимый. …А внутри: “Почему мне нельзя в воду? Почему мне нельзя есть песок? Почему мне нельзя быть человеком с кредиткой?”»
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«Когда ты понимаешь, что твой главный фанат — это ты сам. Но даже он не хочет тебя кормить.»
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«Все говорят: “Какой вдохновляющий момент!” А я думаю: “Почему у меня лапа в цветке, а не в миске?”»
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«Я не сплю. Я просто медитирую… и ненавижу понедельник.»
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☕️ ⚫️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚫️⚫️ ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ ⚫️⚫️⚪️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ ⚫️⚫️⚪️⚪️⚪️ Этот малыш только что заварил себе кофе… …и теперь ждёт, пока вы подпишетесь на канал 😻
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Channel created
Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @murmigg. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“МурМиг 😻” (@murmigg), 23 subscribers as measured 9 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/murmigg.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.