25 Aug 2025, 11:42 UTC≈3,870 views9 reactions2 Starsread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
I was off the radar for a while, but this alpha pulled me back…
The first thing you need to know — TAC opens the door for EVM dApps and massive liquidity into Telegram’s 1B+ user base 🚪
🍏 The real alpha: Gravity Protocol is about to launch the official liquid staking infra on tac.build
Follow https://x.com/gTACprotocol or get left behind 😦
💰 @mrfarmington
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19 Nov 2024, 13:59 UTC≈6,780 views12 reactionsread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
Long time no see TON maniacs, but we’re back with a find so hot, the pause was worth every second…
Forget Major for a sec; there’s something much, much hotter: Cult. It’s like a playground for die-hard fans — boost your favorite Cults and make your way to the TOP.
From Porsche lovers to Minecraftooors, it’s a whole world built for fans, by fans.
Think you’re the biggest fan out…
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4 Nov 2024, 11:29 UTC≈5,540 views14 reactions1 Starread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
Been touching grass lately.
But now, we’re back from being so back!
💰 @mrfarmington
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24 Oct 2024, 09:18 UTC≈5,810 views11 reactionsread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
Are you enjoooooying, TON warrior?
If yes — I’m truly proud of you.
💰 @mrfarmington
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22 Oct 2024, 14:13 UTC≈4,290 views7 reactionsread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
It’s about to get loud in Memelandia with TON’s latest move. Memelandia’s Epic Memecoin Battles are launching next week, and you’d better be ready!
We’ve got two action-packed leagues:
▫️ Cabal Arena: Up to 100 meme maniacs per team, launching up to 4 memecoins and battling for a fat $750k prize pool. Don’t forget — team leader needs 420 TON to get in.
▫️ Memecoin Mountain: Maj…
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21 Oct 2024, 11:31 UTC≈2,630 views13 reactions1 Starread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
Let’s start the week on the high note.
💰 @mrfarmington
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18 Oct 2024, 15:47 UTC≈3,230 views6 reactionsread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
If you're still snoozing on @league Season 6, I honestly have no clue what you’re doing here.
So, here’s a one-time Mr. Farmington service to get you off your lazy behinds right onto airdrop fields, as there’s $1.2M up for grabs — $1M for Normies, $200k for Degens:
Normie Loot Guide:
▫️ Mint the Normie Badge.
▫️ Toss some liquidity into STON.fi, DeDust, bemo, Evaa or Storm Trad…
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16 Oct 2024, 14:40 UTC≈2,480 views11 reactionsread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
Now tell me, are you THAT one?
💰 @mrfarmington
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15 Oct 2024, 13:21 UTC≈3,160 views4 reactionsread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
Since y’all know that Mr. Farmington has a soft spot for on-chain metrics, here’s some juicy news — $TON is back in the low-risk zone, according to the Sharpe Ratio.
Historically, this is the space where TON chills before eventually bottoming out. It’s like the calm before the storm, so keep your eyes peeled for an extreme low-risk signs.
Also, you can add this metric to your wa…
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14 Oct 2024, 18:31 UTC≈2,870 views10 reactionsread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
Looks like Telegram’s got a new legal headache.
An Indian health insurance company, Star Health, is suing Telegram, Cloudflare, and a hacker for leaking data of 31 million people.
Phone numbers, addresses, health records — all leaked via Telegram chatbots.
So, instead of fixing their own security holes, they’re pointing fingers at Telegram?
Classic and pathetic…
💰 @mrfarmingt…
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11 Oct 2024, 12:12 UTC≈2,740 views5 reactionsread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
Today @gaspump_bot has gone full DJ mode, as it seems like they’ve just unlocked a whole new meta — Audiomemes!
From cringe TikTok sounds to Elon’s “crazy” quotes, you can slap 10 seconds of audio onto your tokens.
Think it’s a joke? Nah, it’s supported across major platforms like CoinGecko and DeDust.
We’re talking the dawn of Audiomemes, and feels like TON Fall 2024 just got …
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10 Oct 2024, 11:12 UTC≈2,580 views9 reactionsread 14 August 2026 Photo
Hark, ye denizens of the TON abyss.
🥂 Raise a toast, my TON soldiers, as today is no ordinary day—our fearless leader @durov has officially leveled up to the big 4-0!
From humble beginnings to building the platforms and ecosystems we thrive in today, this legend has reshaped the game for millions worldwide.
40 years young and still leading the charge with innovation, freedom, and pushing boundaries.
🍾 So, pour ou…
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