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miumiu女仆测评区

@miumiunvpu

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112subscribers

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003986719095
TypeChannel
Username@miumiunvpu
CreatedBetween 1 April 2026 and 30 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded17 September 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held1
On Telegramt.me/miumiunvpu

Growth

Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.

Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 19:22112first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 30 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
180.9%
avg views ÷ 112 subscribers
Avg views / post
203
18 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.399%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
18
of 18 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 6 of 18 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 17 September 2026
Posts held18 (30 August 202617 September 2026)
Views total3,646
Reactions total6
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken17 Sept 2026, 19:22 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
46
Videos
40
Links
38

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 17 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
1m 13s
Average length
8s

Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

6 reactions across 6 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
6100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 30 August 2026 to 17 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

17 Sept 2026, 03:04 UTC14 viewsread 17 September 2026
Forwarded from @whointheworldamiPhoto

#No1929 店铺:#miumiu 女仆:#momo 💯评分标准 店铺资料: t.me/miumiuOvO7 类型:#高颜甜妹 价格:500/工兵价 出击人:#夏の近道 出击时间:9.14 环境:A,带独立卫浴 人照相似度:9,人照一致,真人更好看 罩杯:B-,小巧软嫩 身材:苗条 身高:165 体重:90 皮肤:白度(很白,冷白皮),弹性(较弹),平滑度(较滑,涂了身体乳) 态度:S,主动配合 聊天交流:情绪价值拉满,沟通很舒服 敏感处:🐻 抽烟:无 纹身:很小一块小猫,很可爱 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:很配合,有反馈 🌱初见 看到库库复出的消息,作为我出击生涯里的第一位女仆,肯定要再续前缘;立马联系客服,告知周六排满了,只有周一有空,正好这段时间不出差,果断约好时间出击;第一次去miumiu,店是在万达附近,小区环境不错,随着客服指引到店,房间也是带独立卫浴的大床房,这块值得好评;在等待的过程中,也和客服要求了妹妹的装

15 Sept 2026, 04:10 UTC57 viewsread 17 September 2026

#牌局复盘 【麻友】:随心 所欲(岸) 【棋牌室】:#miumiu 【麻将搭子】:#言言 【搭子链接】:https://t.me/miumiuOvO7/34683 【台费】:550+筹码 【胡牌牌型】: #大班 【牌局特点】:#身段比例好#御姐#敏感活虾 【各项得分】:(0-10,6 为及格) 环境:8.8 人照:8.5 身材:9.2 皮肤:9.4 态度:9.5 敏感度:9.0 抽烟:无 纹身:手臂上有一点 各种钉:无 【综合得分】:9.5(0-10,6 为及格) 【牌局体验】:第一次去老白家地形有点陌生好在东绕西绕走对了路,其实在小区的小公园里感觉遇到了那个心动的她,她也望了我一眼,但是我没敢认,一眼in77美女即视感,一身黑色的连衣裙把身段比例衬托的恰到好处。进屋等待言言回屋,准时抵达,言言笑着说刚才看到你啦找我找的迷路了嘛,我回应这不是要跟美女约会太紧张了点嘿嘿,客服的招待也很热情。进

12 Sept 2026, 12:04 UTC119 viewsread 17 September 2026
Forwarded from @miumiunppbVideo

【出击时间】:9月12日 【出击老师/商家】:miumiu 【出击留名】:dddd 【开课位置】:拱墅区 【修车水费】:600p 【服务点评】:年轻 配合度好 【过程描述】: 环境卫生:小区房还可以 初见印象:房间主卧有淋浴,人照8分,身材不错 深入了解:皮肤还行,连云港人,19岁,小腿有纹身 服务项目:女仆超大 情绪价值:整体比较配合,但是主动性一般 总体印象:整体态度不错,比较年轻,颜颜值身材不错,配合度不错,适合老玩家 流程细节: miumiu房间在小区里,进门老了给了个主卧,房间有淋浴还不错。进门打量下,颜值还不错,比较年轻,人照8分,穿着短裙和高跟鞋。房间的网络并不好,所以选择了放歌。聊天环节,妹子才19岁,江苏人,刚来杭州没多久。虽然年纪不大,但是妹子还是很会的,一会就让我脱衣服,我让妹子先脱。妹子也干脆利落。熊很不错,偏粉,比较大。亲吻环节很有感觉,属于小蟒蛇吧,整体比较听话,指哪打哪。很快卸了下甲,人工白虎。

11 Sept 2026, 15:09 UTC137 views1 reactionsread 17 September 2026
Forwarded from @miumiunppbPhoto

#miumiu#珊珊#拱墅#1H 出击人:空城 时间:26年9月 颜值:10(T0顶美) 身材:9(细枝硕果筷子腿) 爱好:9(电子烟加持甜度又增加了) 吻技:8.5(中蟒蛇一直亲) 敏感度:8.5(全身敏感) 配合度:9(非常配合) 闲来瞎逛偶然之间发现了个OOTD正是本人的菜,对这种清纯甜美的女生真的毫无抵抗力,于是果断预约失败,显然大部分男生都喜欢这一卦的妹妹,便要求客服跟妹妹说明日也得这一身,哈哈妹妹果然答应了。 见面第一眼便看到珊珊那双水汪汪大眼睛真的太美了!没敢多看于是乎紧张兮兮的进了房间,珊珊的身材简直太绝啦,一米六几的身高70多斤属实细枝硕果,A4腰筷子腿配上无敌的学院风制服于是乎忍不住抱了上去,都不敢太用力怕不小心给她折断了。。在投影仪灯光的加持下细细观察了一番,珊珊的颜值绝对是天花板一样的存在,属于现实中根本碰不到的那种,这难道就是传说中的顶美吗?!话说本人混迹江湖也三四年了,真的还是第一次遇见颜值这么

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10 Sept 2026, 09:39 UTC160 viewsread 17 September 2026
Forwarded from @miumiunppbVideo

店铺:#miumiu 女仆:#妮妮 类型:#素人 #清纯 #情绪价值高 #配合 出击人:#深情的yuyu 出击时间:2025.09 环境: A,小区房 人照相似度:人照8,像照片右上角 罩杯:胸B 身材:不胖不瘦刚刚好,屁股紧实,胸挺 身高:159 体重:92 皮肤:白度正常,弹性较弹,平滑度正常 态度:S 配合度很高 聊天交流:主动聊天,不冷场,话唠 敏感处: 还算敏感,不过有时候会憋着不知道是不是害羞 抽烟:无 纹身:有,左侧肩膀有纹身 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:中蟒蛇肯定有 过程:看见miumiu新上的工兵,还挺喜欢,听说还是素人,后面果断约好时间去看看什么情况,驱车三四十分钟后到达目的地,进了房间,妹妹已经在房间里面等了,人照8分吧,有点像摩卡右上角的那个照片,简单地聊了一下,妹妹是浙江本地人,标准的浙江普通话,而且是个话痨,先简单地聊了聊,妹妹也是想兼职一段时间赚点钱,妹妹穿着一个白色的连衣裙,把肩带往下拨,发现妹妹竟然

10 Sept 2026, 03:18 UTC157 viewsread 17 September 2026
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#No 店铺:#miumiu 女仆:#珊珊 类型:#邻家妹妹 甜御 出击人:#DAYA 出击时间:2026.09 环境: A小区房 人照相似度:人比照好看 罩杯:胸C,硬 身材:人瘦,腰细,腿细胸大 身高:160 体重:79 皮肤:白度较白,弹性很弹,平滑度很滑 态度:A(较高) 聊天交流:夹子音,会聊天 敏感处: 全身超敏,敏感度9级 抽烟:有,电子烟 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:大蟒蛇,接吻时长,接吻侵略性 到店点的丸子,发觉大厅坐着一妹子在聊天,颜值无敌,miumiu家的颜值是越来越高了。了解后妹子隔天后来上班,便果断强行预约,因为老板说好多大哥都预约了,果然大哥都是有眼光的。 妹子上班很守时,还是第一次见面的那件咖色连衣裙,显瘦显腿长,颜值校花T1+,带科技,科技当然好看,不然为什么要去花那个钱,而且也要有基础才能科技的漂亮。进屋后,妹子挺主动,看不出这么漂亮的美女这么反差,脱去了连衣裙,里面还有

8 Sept 2026, 13:45 UTC142 viewsread 17 September 2026
Forwarded from @mmkdengtaPhoto

#诺诺#miumiu#拱墅#1H 颜值:8.5(班花,T2上) 身材:8.5(胸b苗条大长腿) 爱好:9(不抽烟小纹身无钉) 吻技:8.5(中蟒蛇一直亲) 敏感度:9(敏感水润) 配合度:9(非常配合) 客服一直说真人很好看,最近信誉分很高,于是选择相信。到了之后看到真人,确实比模卡好看,超出预期,全妆能到T2上。上钟过程也是惊喜满满,舌头很灵活,舔胸很舒服,卸甲顺畅,人工白虎,态度敬业,配合度拉满,敏感水润,轻度m,骚话连篇,baba叫个不停,那就一边操作一边奖励小mu狗嗦手指。整体可玩性很高,复刷意愿五颗星。颜值身材T2上,标大隔裤拉满的好妹妹! 推荐指数:五星,超级推荐

8 Sept 2026, 09:18 UTC170 viewsread 17 September 2026
Forwarded from @miumiunppbPhoto

#No 店铺:#miumiu 女仆:诺诺 类型:活泼嫩妹 出击人:林奈 出击时间:2026 9.8 环境: A,小区 人照相似度:人照9 罩杯:B 身材:正常偏瘦 身高:165 体重:90 皮肤:正常偏暖白肤色 弹性: 挺有弹性的 平滑度: 很好,有的部位有些脱毛过的痕迹 态度:A(挺高) 聊天交流:会聊天 敏感处: 耳朵很敏感,她说是痒,但反应是骗不了人的;对脚很害羞,足控可以猛猛尝试了 抽烟:一点不会,所以可惜不能陪我抽 纹身:大腿上 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:一般,但任亲 颜值:9分,选妹妹的时候看不出来,但近距离贴着看是有的 尺度:尺度内应有尽有 敏感度:个人比较爱盘妹妹,熟起来了,放松下来后,可以说全身都是 主动性:和你聊天分享的时候无压力,但服务起来还是不够熟练流畅,但很有开发潜力 情绪价值:和妹妹找到有共鸣的话题后就很棒了,就会开始挑逗调戏你 身材:盘靓条顺的,全身软软的抱起来很舒服

8 Sept 2026, 09:07 UTC160 viewsread 17 September 2026
Forwarded from @miumiunppbPhoto

【出击时间】:9月7日 【出击老师/商家】:miumiu 【出击留名】:不想说 【开课位置】:拱墅区 【修车水费】:600p 【服务点评】:妹子年轻 【过程描述】: 环境卫生:公寓房出入挺方便的,直接把车停到电梯口 初见印象:房间干净整洁,人照八分像,妹子年轻 深入了解:皮肤可以,胸b吧,腿部有纹身,不吸烟,其余没观察 服务项目:女仆超大 情绪价值:会配合服务,时间充足 总体印象:常规价格,妹子尺度算大的, 流程细节: 妹子很年轻,聊了聊才十九岁,但是啥都懂了,很多成人话题丝毫不落下风,比我懂得还多,挺会玩的,有些隐藏属性; 下身穿着白色丝袜,上身是吊带,后来才发现里面是真空的,直接没穿内衣,这也是方便狼友了,妹子先找了个小猪佩奇看,可能19岁正是看小猪佩奇的年龄;后来问我要看什么,一起看了犬夜叉; 看什么不是重点,看的时候抱着妹子上下其手,也都很配合,卸甲很流畅,先是亲亲,从上到下,一边亲一边会有喘息的回应,然后深入虎穴,

7 Sept 2026, 13:53 UTC172 viewsread 17 September 2026
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#No 店铺:#miumiu 女仆:#丸子 类型:#小御姐,甜姐 出击人:#DAYA 出击时间:2025.08 环境: B,小区 人照相似度:人照9 罩杯:胸B 身材:较瘦,腰细,腿直 身高:160 体重:80 皮肤:白度 较白 弹性:Q弹 平滑度:丝滑 态度:A(挺高) 聊天交流:会聊天 敏感处: 高敏 抽烟:抽 纹身:无 唇钉舌钉:无 吻技:中等蟒蛇 妹子人照九分,基本上属于原版画面。颜值T1到T2间,不得不说miumiu家颜值是越来越高。身材不算高,但细细的骨感中又不失肉感,全身比例协调,看着就是舒服。妹子看着没有那种浓妆艳抹,素素的,而且先一起外面聊了会天,侃侃而谈,落落大方,给人就一种居家的感觉。男人是视觉动物,看到美好的都是向往,我当然也不例外,和妹子进屋后,里面放着投影,比较暗,我去找了灯光开关,妹子惊奇的说你要这么亮吗,感觉妹子很害羞的表情,想不到外面这么能聊,两个人了反而反差这么大,居然这么腼腆害

7 Sept 2026, 09:03 UTC528 viewsread 17 September 2026
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🧸 颜值:白月光级别。小脸,大眼睛,鼻梁秀气,唇形精致。没有那种网红感,白色的裙子与精致的妆容,完全素人来的,脸上的笑容很迷人,能感觉到活力满满,没有被摧残的花骨朵。 👗 身材:160/80,B,小小只,骨感,却还是能把衣服撑起。身材比例很好,四肢纤细,细腰,该有肉的地方有肉,嫩妹中的顶级身材。 ✨ 皮肤:肤色偏白,川渝妹子标配细软嫩滑的肌肤,顶级享受。 🎀 态度:很主动,会主动给话题,声音好听,很有女友感,擅长倾听,也愿意配合。聊天不会抢话,给人的感觉轻松舒服。 🔒 尺度:铁裤裆,除了下面,妹妹都很主动,会主动送上酥胸,妹妹有自己的原则,表示尊重。个人感觉放在这种颜值上,已经足够让人心满意足。 ⚡ 敏感度:挺敏感的。哼声、扭动和身体反馈都在线,越到后面越藏不住。 💬 情绪价值:温柔耐心。声音甜,眼神软,坐在那里认真听你讲话的时候,很容易让人继续说下去。 最近正好要去杭州玩,看到铁甲小宝说有新的素人嫩妹丸子,就迫不

5 Sept 2026, 06:32 UTC248 views1 reactionsread 17 September 2026
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#miumiu #梦梦 颜值:小美级别 身材:162/88,B,健康匀称 皮肤:健康肤色,干净无痘,左肩至背部有纹身 尺度:超大拉满 敏感度:很好 综合体验:客观4星,主观5星 miumiu客服说“你会感谢我的”,见到梦梦后,我大概明白了。她素妆、小脸大眼,学生气很足,性格率真又有趣。刚开始接吻时,她紧张得下巴一直往上抬,我耐心教她调整姿势和节奏。她学得很快,没多久便会主动回应。亲密时,她的反应很明显,一激动还会切换成安徽普通话。她的配合度也很高,我只是说裙子有点硬,她便准备直接卸甲,最后在超大拉满中结束了愉快的一钟。

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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @miumiunvpu. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“miumiu女仆测评区” (@miumiunvpu), 112 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/miumiunvpu.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.