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Министерство Нещастья

@ministerstvoneshyastya

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry

36subscribers

+3 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002612131188
TypeChannel
Username@ministerstvoneshyastya
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded11 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/ministerstvoneshyastya

Growth

333634.58 August 2026 — 33 subscribers11 August 2026 — 33 subscribers9 September 2026 — 34 subscribers16 September 2026 — 36 subscribers8 August 202616 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 39 days, net +3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 33–36 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 09:3736+2
9 Sept 2026, 03:3634+1
11 Aug 2026, 01:3133no change
8 Aug 2026, 09:3133first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

14 reactions across 6 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤428.6%
👀321.4%
💋321.4%
❤‍🔥214.3%
💘17.14%
🕊17.14%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 14 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

10 Aug 2026, 09:15 UTC14 viewsread 11 August 2026
Photo

Воспоминания с палаты. Упаси боже ещё раз туда попасть #Рисовашки

9 Aug 2026, 15:32 UTC18 viewsread 11 August 2026
Poll

Выбери своего бойца

  1. Отец, который с браком потерял своё счастье в виде свободы и влюбился в "эталон свободы"0%
  2. Мать, которая считает себя "ненормальной" из-за детских потребностей и старается быть "нормальной"30%
  3. Сын, счастье которого находится в в руках родителей, которые сами не понимают где их счастье0%
  4. Факирка - "эталон свободы" которая выбрала свободу в обмен на одиночество и верность своим принципам30%
  5. Ты че мне тут затираешь где шутки мутки за которые я люблю канал40%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

8 Aug 2026, 19:17 UTC19 views2 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Photo

Скучаете по рисовашкам? Не скучайте Ладно я надеюсь скоро я смогу сесть за перо #Рисовашки

💋2

5 Aug 2026, 16:40 UTC29 views2 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Photo

I will find you, no matter whose body you are in. Омерзительно чудесное настроение. #Иное

❤1💋1

4 Aug 2026, 02:12 UTC31 viewsread 11 August 2026
Poll

Выберите наиболее кринжовое слово

  1. Рофл7%
  2. Хайп0%
  3. Флекс0%
  4. Ракать14%
  5. Сигма29%
  6. Скуф7%
  7. Соулмэйт7%
  8. Учёба7%
  9. Личная жизнь7%
  10. Саморазвитие21%

Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

3 Aug 2026, 17:24 UTC33 viewsread 11 August 2026
Poll

تشيري تنشر أرجل الأطفال الصدئة

  1. الرياح الأرثوذكسية36%
  2. هالوبيريدول29%
  3. تجسيد قدرات صديقك0%
  4. العنف ضد الصغار14%
  5. مدير متوسط المستوى21%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

3 Aug 2026, 04:57 UTC31 viewsread 11 August 2026
Poll

Вы можете выбрать только одно. Выбирайте с умом

  1. Одно36%
  2. С умом64%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

2 Aug 2026, 07:31 UTC32 viewsread 11 August 2026
Poll

Итак... все знакомы с эффектом бабочки? Он гласит: "малые изменения в начале пути могут дать огромные и неожиданные результаты в будущем". Предположим, в древней Греции разработали и начали торговать бургерами, что бы случилось дальше?

  1. Греция бы стала одной из сверхдержав, но её сместил бы Китай и он уже стал бы единым государством0%
  2. Греция ПОБЕДИЛА бы Китай благодаря тому что выкормила Африканских детей бургерами и захватила бы мир8%
  3. Российский путешественник Афанасий Никитин приходит в Греция и приносит на родину рецепт бургеров...23%
  4. ... И Россия становится главным экспортировщиком бургеров по миру. Становится самой богатой страной0%
  5. На землю за бургерами прилетают Трансформеры но после того как поняли что есть не умеют убивают всех8%
  6. Люди остановились в развитии и вся суть их жизни сводилась к работе за деньги чтобы купить borgar🍔15%
  7. Философы древности бы объявили бургеры пищей для ума и все люди бы стали жирными колобками31%
  8. Свой вариант в комментарии🙏15%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @ministerstvoneshyastya. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The 6 most recent of 7 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

9 Aug 2026, 15:32 UTCAnonymous Poll10 voters

Выбери своего бойца

  1. Отец, который с браком потерял своё счастье в виде свободы и влюбился в "эталон свободы"0%
  2. Мать, которая считает себя "ненормальной" из-за детских потребностей и старается быть "нормальной"30%
  3. Сын, счастье которого находится в в руках родителей, которые сами не понимают где их счастье0%
  4. Факирка - "эталон свободы" которая выбрала свободу в обмен на одиночество и верность своим принципам30%
  5. Ты че мне тут затираешь где шутки мутки за которые я люблю канал40%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

4 Aug 2026, 02:12 UTCAnonymous Poll14 voters

Выберите наиболее кринжовое слово

  1. Рофл7%
  2. Хайп0%
  3. Флекс0%
  4. Ракать14%
  5. Сигма29%
  6. Скуф7%
  7. Соулмэйт7%
  8. Учёба7%
  9. Личная жизнь7%
  10. Саморазвитие21%

Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

3 Aug 2026, 17:24 UTCAnonymous Poll14 voters

تشيري تنشر أرجل الأطفال الصدئة

  1. الرياح الأرثوذكسية36%
  2. هالوبيريدول29%
  3. تجسيد قدرات صديقك0%
  4. العنف ضد الصغار14%
  5. مدير متوسط المستوى21%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

3 Aug 2026, 04:57 UTCAnonymous Poll14 voters

Вы можете выбрать только одно. Выбирайте с умом

  1. Одно36%
  2. С умом64%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

2 Aug 2026, 07:31 UTCAnonymous Poll13 voters

Итак... все знакомы с эффектом бабочки? Он гласит: "малые изменения в начале пути могут дать огромные и неожиданные результаты в будущем". Предположим, в древней Греции разработали и начали торговать бургерами, что бы случилось дальше?

  1. Греция бы стала одной из сверхдержав, но её сместил бы Китай и он уже стал бы единым государством0%
  2. Греция ПОБЕДИЛА бы Китай благодаря тому что выкормила Африканских детей бургерами и захватила бы мир8%
  3. Российский путешественник Афанасий Никитин приходит в Греция и приносит на родину рецепт бургеров...23%
  4. ... И Россия становится главным экспортировщиком бургеров по миру. Становится самой богатой страной0%
  5. На землю за бургерами прилетают Трансформеры но после того как поняли что есть не умеют убивают всех8%
  6. Люди остановились в развитии и вся суть их жизни сводилась к работе за деньги чтобы купить borgar🍔15%
  7. Философы древности бы объявили бургеры пищей для ума и все люди бы стали жирными колобками31%
  8. Свой вариант в комментарии🙏15%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

31 Jul 2026, 19:21 UTCAnonymous Poll13 voters

Ваш любимый контент от Министерства Нещастья?

  1. #Рисовашки38%
  2. #ИнакиеИстории8%
  3. #Шизотерика31%
  4. #Шизопрос46%
  5. #Стихотворчество (давненько не было)8%
  6. #Фотки23%
  7. #ВотЭтоПиздец46%
  8. #Иное23%
  9. ЦитатаОт31%
  10. Удаляй канал уёба38%

The shares total 292%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 10 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 6 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Министерство Нещастья” (@ministerstvoneshyastya), 36 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ministerstvoneshyastya.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.