Channel
@mindthegaaap
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
560subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001403043555 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @mindthegaaap |
| Created | 30 October 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 23 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 23 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/mindthegaaap |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Aug 2026, 00:39 | 560 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 18:16 | 559 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 06:35 | 559 | first reading |
11 posts held, back to 18 November 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
262 reactions across 11 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 89 | 34.0% | |
| 🔥 | 49 | 18.7% | |
| 😁 | 40 | 15.3% | |
| 🕊 | 32 | 12.2% | |
| 🤣 | 17 | 6.49% | |
| 💔 | 10 | 3.82% | |
| 🥰 | 10 | 3.82% | |
| 👍 | 5 | 1.91% | |
| 🤡 | 4 | 1.53% | |
| ☃ | 3 | 1.15% | |
| 😱 | 2 | 0.763% | |
| 🥴 | 1 | 0.382% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 262reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 18 November 2025 to 21 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Что касается хроники текущих событий, сказать можем только две вещи: 1. Мы входили в число примерно 14 человек в Великобритании, которым нравился сэр Кир и его правительство 2. Любой премьер, который не Фарадж и не Корбин — уже неплохо
❤8🤡4🕊2
Signed Victor Lander
Жизнь обгоняет мечту, а неизвестный пассажир лондонского автобуса воссоздаёт наш любимый мем Monkey abandoned in laundry bag on London bus https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70g8wez8r1o
❤4🕊2
Signed Victor Lander
Помните рельсоуборщик, которому общественным голосованием присвоили имя CTRL ALT DELEAF? Почтенная британская публика не унимается: нового электродворника всей народной свободой нарекли именем SWEEPING BEAUTY авторства одной шестилетки из местной школы (на фото еле видна за призами).
❤17👍5🕊2
Signed Victor Lander
Джоан Роулинг: называет неанглийских персонажей с легким оттенком издевки Общественность: бесконечно негодует Министерство обороны Великобритании: а давайте мы отправим военным атташе в Арабские Эмираты человека по имени Sandy Sandilands!
😁23❤3🕊3🥴1
Signed Victor Lander
Тем временем у Даунинг-стрит, 10 только что замечена лисичка!
❤11🕊2
Signed Victor Lander
"Mum, can we play Синий Кит?" - "No darling, we have Синий Кит at home". В родительских кругах города легкая паника — кто-то в тиктоке натравливает школы идти стенка на стенку после уроков. Наш любимый Джим Уотерсон (первооткрыватель улиточного короля Англии, расследователь костеломных электровелов Lime и курощатель миллиардеров) в очередной раз пошел в народ и узнал про новую городскую легенду уровня синего кита (б…
😁6❤1🕊1
Signed Victor Lander
Напоминаю
🤣17🔥7❤4🕊4
Signed Anastasia Lander
Никому "Ночной рыцарь" не нужен? TfL продает старых "Рутмастеров" в практически идеальном (для их возраста) состоянии на аукционе. Жаль парковать негде, я бы купил.
🔥20❤2🕊1
Signed Victor Lander
Когда наша 5-летняя дочь, которую мы забирали после уроков, зашла к завучу школы и попросила оставить у него в кабинете свой самокат на ночь (а то на улице мокро и мальчишки сопрут), мы, травмированные советскими школами, в ужасе вжали головы в плечи от такой наглости и ожидаемого гнева учителя. Но ей оставить самокат спокойно разрешили. Завуч в ответ на наше недоумение сказал: She was polite and presented her argume…
❤38💔10🔥4🕊3
Signed Victor Lander
Давайте все на секунду прервёмся и посмотрим мастер-класс по британскому смоллтоку. Главный поставщик британских мемов, легендарный паблик VeryBritishProblems переживает ренессанс, так что если по какой-то невероятной причине вы не подписаны — надо подписаться. Это базовый минимум для любого читателя этого скромного канала. (Также наконец-то зачетка работает на меня: любимые подписчики шлют мне мемы. Лиза, привет 🫂 …
🕊11🥰10☃3
Signed Victor Lander
В Кингстоне на набережной (где Coté и Pizza Express) повесили огромное праздничное нейрослопное панно по мотивам Брейгеля. В отличие от большинства комментаторов на реддите, я считаю это великолепием, полностью отражающим предрождественские лондонские толпы.
🔥18😁11😱2❤1🕊1
Signed Victor Lander
Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @mindthegaaap. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 303,540 of 1,622,129entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“mind the gap” (@mindthegaaap), 560 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mindthegaaap.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.