А повышает похреннитет умеренная доза мангалата шашлындосума и ресвератрол из Кварельского района региона Кахетия 🤪
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Channel
@min_dush_del
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
554subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001537080335 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @min_dush_del |
| Description | Доводим мракобесие до сарказма, а вас - до интеллектуального оргазма. Научпоп, критическое мышление и интересные факты с точки зрения банальной эрудиции. Не брезгуем мемами, сленгом и обсценной лексикой. Связь, сотрудничество - @Nu_davay_rasskazhi_mne |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/min_dush_del |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 03:35 | 554 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:33 | 554 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 7 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
474 reactions across 17 posts, in 26 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 14.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 70 | 14.8% | |
| ❤ | 69 | 14.6% | |
| 👍 | 63 | 13.3% | |
| 🔥 | 45 | 9.49% | |
| 🤣 | 42 | 8.86% | |
| 🤪 | 34 | 7.17% | |
| custom 6052954348634244426 | 31 | 6.54% | |
| custom 5406931726184225260 | 20 | 4.22% | |
| custom 5249484362621141855 | 10 | 2.11% | |
| custom 5454175722195140336 | 10 | 2.11% | |
| ✍ | 10 | 2.11% | |
| 🙈 | 9 | 1.90% | |
| custom 5323531810712343596 | 8 | 1.69% | |
| custom 5787561172588827112 | 6 | 1.27% | |
| 👏 | 6 | 1.27% | |
| 🦄 | 6 | 1.27% | |
| 👾 | 5 | 1.05% | |
| 💯 | 5 | 1.05% | |
| 🤗 | 5 | 1.05% | |
| custom 5402411234450483364 | 4 | 0.844% | |
| 6 further kinds | 16 | 3.38% |
Custom emoji. 7 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 474reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 7 March 2026 to 5 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
А повышает похреннитет умеренная доза мангалата шашлындосума и ресвератрол из Кварельского района региона Кахетия 🤪
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Это гениально! Японец создал расширение для Chrome, которое не даёт зависнуть в сети надолго и принудительно отправляет на перерыв. Как только появляется таймер, экран заполняет вальяжный жирненький котэ и физически мешает работать до окончания условленного перерыва. И никакие кис-кисканья и брысканья не помогут 🤪
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Наша любимая рубрика #всë_как_у_людей 🤪
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Ну что, с днëм Пасхонавтики, махарошие! 🤪
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Никаких плохих новостей — просто красивая Луна ❤️
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Вот такая новость была замечена на просторах интернета. Но мы здесь не для того, чтобы верить на слово всем рекламным заявлениям 🧐 Что по фактам: Механизм усвоения белка через лëгкие — это реальный научный факт, который используется в медицине для доставки некоторых гормонов и пептидных препаратов, но для крупных пищевых белков этот путь крайне неэффективен с точки зрения количества. ❗️Научные исследования подтвер…
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В рилсах нашли подарок, который можно купить тем, у кого всё есть — комнатные грибы. Достаёте пакет из чёрной коробки, делаете надрезы и пшикаете водой. Через несколько дней у вас начнут вырастать необычные, но красивые грибы, которые украсят интерьер. Грибной подарок 😨
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Господа, у нас для вас пренеприятнейшее известие: почти всё, что вы знаете о гладиаторах — это кинематографическая лапша на уши 😭 Давайте разбираться. Миф намбэ ©️: гладиаторы — это рабы, которых загнали на арену насильно. Да, среди гладиаторов действительно были рабы и военнопленные, но процентов 50 из них (а по некоторым данным, и больше) были добровольцами. Свободные граждане Рима сами шли в гладиаторские школ…
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Если вы смотрели фильм "Гладиатор" или сериал "Спартак", то твëрдо уверены, что жест "лайк" (или "палец вверх") в те времена означал спасение жизни проигравшему бойцу. Император в ложе, толпа ревëт, поверженный гладиатор смотрит на окружающих с мольбой. Если публика поднимает большой палец вверх (pollice verso) — бойцу дарят жизнь. Палец вниз — добивай, зритель хочет хлеба и зрелищ. Казалось бы, что тут обсуждать? …
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Потом не говорите, что вы этого не видели 🤪
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Есть у полосатых мангустов одна особенность: все самки в стае будто сговариваются и становятся новоиспечëнными мамами в одно и то же время, вот только ни одна мамаша не в силах вспомнить, который из этих копошащихся комочков — её собственный детëныш. "Раз непонятно, где мой, а где твой, значит, всё наше!", — решают дамы. Они просто скидывают потомство в общий котëл, и — привет, коммунизм 🤪 Теперь каждая тетенька-ма…
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А через месяц, когда вдруг его (зонд) вынут и не поставят новый, мы спросим: "Так, мы не поняли, а где наш зонд?". А про тех, кому его вообще не ставили, будем небрежно говорить, что "воняют слабостью, вот в наше время... " 😄
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Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @min_dush_del. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 614,530 of 1,480,688entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Министерство душных дел” (@min_dush_del), 554 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/min_dush_del.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.