Так сильно «немного штормит», что даже вам досталось 44/50
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Channel
@milfplanning
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
72subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002059026268 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @milfplanning |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 22 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 22 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/milfplanning |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 22 Aug 2026, 10:14 | 72 | +1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 08:16 | 71 | +1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 23:47 | 70 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 14:12 | 70 | first reading |
14 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 13 of 14 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 9 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 14 (28 July 2026 – 9 August 2026) |
| Views total | 1,059 |
| Reactions total | 53 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 9 Aug 2026, 23:47 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
53 reactions across 13 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
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| custom 5458706431656080191 | 16 | 30.2% | |
| custom 5348200831550255294 | 14 | 26.4% | |
| custom 5350755400788502627 | 14 | 26.4% | |
| custom 5285528741781457082 | 3 | 5.66% | |
| custom 5307751551111021178 | 3 | 5.66% | |
| custom 5316997778180700601 | 3 | 5.66% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 53reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Так сильно «немного штормит», что даже вам досталось 44/50
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Ездила к маме ужинать, решила впихнуть поход на пляж рядом с ней. И хорошо, что я пошла и у меня был купальник с собой, потому что вечером мы поехали играть в пляжный волейбол и купаться. Первый раз в этом году купаюсь ночью, из-за того, что в городе нет уличного света и бензина, а транспорт ходит только до 22, это было сложно организовать. 43/50
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Если эти идеи слишком кРЕаТиВНые, вы можете использовать советы из интернета, например, поиграть в настольные игры или заняться рукоделием https://curavi.substack.com/p/50
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йоу, вчера я поняла, что ходить на море два раза в день — круто! Поэтому сегодня я сходила на два разных пляжа. Утром на свой обычный Херсонес, а вечером — на фиолентовский Бриз, я там была впервые. А днём я спала, потому что сегодня свет выключали на шесть часов. Сначала я само собой уплыла на камень в центре, парни переживали, но не сильно. Потом на сапе ходили в пещеру, я вам её немного поснимала. 41/50
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Утром началась тревога пока я плавала далеко от берега, в итоге я выплывала и выбегала под выстрелы из окопа прямо над моей башкой. Пришла домой, не могла баночку крема в руках удержать, потому что вся вибрировала. В итоге вырубилась на 2 часа — так размотало. После обеда мы поехали на пляж ещё раз, я сейчас тут. Нашла вам сердце. Мы это считаем за два раза? Тогда 39/50
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Свет снова отключают больше, чем на 3 часа, на улице 33 градуса, поэтому надо было быстро доесть остатки красной рыбки, пока это ещё не опасно для жизни
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Из дневника Франца Кафки: 2 августа, 1914: Германия объявила России войну. Ходил плавать после обеда. яяяяяяя
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Сегодня была на море 35-й раз, но русалочкой так и не стала(( https://curavi.substack.com/p/815
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Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @milfplanning. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Томашнее” (@milfplanning), 72 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/milfplanning.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.