Let's keep it our little secret, shall we, Your Honour? #посторонним_в
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Channel
@mechanicalpoetry
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48subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002239143659 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @mechanicalpoetry |
| Description | здравствуй! здесь будут сказки, теории, стихи и совсем немного меня |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/mechanicalpoetry |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 13:04 | 48 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:15 | 48 | first reading |
12 posts held, back to 20 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 August 2026 |
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| Posts held | 12 (20 July 2026 – 8 August 2026) |
| Views total | 470 |
| Reactions total | 35 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 10 Aug 2026, 13:04 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
35 reactions across 12 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 7 | 20.0% | |
| 🍓 | 6 | 17.1% | |
| 👍 | 6 | 17.1% | |
| 🕊 | 6 | 17.1% | |
| ❤ | 4 | 11.4% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 5.71% | |
| 🤔 | 2 | 5.71% | |
| ❤🔥 | 1 | 2.86% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 2.86% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 35reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 20 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Let's keep it our little secret, shall we, Your Honour? #посторонним_в
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I stand on my knees, On the floor cold and obsolete. Blood mixes with tears, As I beg to become your meat. La Belle Dame sans Merci, Just one last act of kindness: Allow me to be used By you, please. Please, break my heart, Crush my mind, Tear my soul apart, Kill me slowly, Softly, then We'll have a brand new start. I've been waiting for this moment, For a perfect time to die Under your heel, Oh please, I'll do as …
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Считайте количество пальцев и угадывайте таймлайн, дамы и господа (хотя казалось бы, само присутствие Фриск должно сделать все очевидным, ну да ладно) #посторонним_в
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Королевские дети :) #посторонним_в
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Сориэль такой типа (совершенно точно не куртуазное служение даме, вы что, не подумайте) #найденная_пленка
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Испекла сегодня Rübeltorte (так же известный как морковный торт, лол). Изобрели его в конце девятнадцатого – начале двадцатого веков в немецкоязычной части Швейцарии и вообще-то его нужно украшать марципановыми морковками, но работаем с тем, что есть (к тому же, по моему скромному мнению, марципан невкусный) #найденная_пленка
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Тут имеется в виду доклад Уильяма Бакленда 20 февраля 1824го года на заседании Лондонского геологического общества об открытии останков Мегалозавра. Но на тот момент не было ни слова ни концепции динозавров и Баклденд считал, что нашёл останки гигантской ящерицы (megalo sauros). Так что Пушкин (погиб в 1837ом), ключевые декабристы (казнены в 1826ом) и Лермонотов (погиб в 1841ом) про динозавтров не могли узнать, к со…
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Вы все прекрасно знаете, кто будет смеяться громче всех, если вся это «same Sans» теория окажется неверной... И да, руки – это мучение. Давайте сделаем вид, что я умею работать с перспективой и они выглядят нормально. И не спрашивайте, почему красные пятна крови темнее, чем черные волосы Фриск, я сама не знаю #посторонним_в
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Да. #найденная_пленка
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Звездный свет проливался сквозь дыры в трухлеющей крыше, Миллиарды миров зажигались и гасли в спирали. Горделив человек, поднимался все выше и выше, Но способен ли был обернуться, вернуться? Едва ли. Познакомившись с сотней вещей, ни одной мы узнать не сумели, Хоть Сократ завещал, и себя познать не получилось, Узор листьев – чужой, неопознаны ритмы капели, Перемолоты временем, все обратимся мы в силос – Не пройдя п…
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Прикиньте жить в таком... #найденная_пленка
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🏠Коробочки в виде домиков, преимущественно использовались для хранения разных сортов чая. Англия, конец XVIII - XIX вв. антиква́рий
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Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @mechanicalpoetry. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“механическая поэтесса” (@mechanicalpoetry), 48 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mechanicalpoetry.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.