Во второй серии журналистского расследования журналиста в перчатках Александра Гусейнова обсудили вопросы психосоматики, болей при массаже, важности состояния стоп человека. Приятного просмотра!
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Channel
@massag_Ivanov
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry
103subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003534972321 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @massag_Ivanov |
| Created | Between 1 December 2025 and 21 April 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/massag_Ivanov |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Aug 2026, 20:44 | 103 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 09:16 | 104 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 07:46 | 104 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 21 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 12 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
138 reactions across 19 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 50 | 36.2% | |
| ❤ | 48 | 34.8% | |
| ❤🔥 | 16 | 11.6% | |
| 👏 | 10 | 7.25% | |
| 💯 | 8 | 5.80% | |
| 🥰 | 3 | 2.17% | |
| 🍓 | 2 | 1.45% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 0.725% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 138reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 21 April 2026 to 1 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Во второй серии журналистского расследования журналиста в перчатках Александра Гусейнова обсудили вопросы психосоматики, болей при массаже, важности состояния стоп человека. Приятного просмотра!
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Ко мне на сеанс НЕСЛУЧАЙНО пришёл Александр Гусейнов https://vk.ru/jose8. Он провёл своё журналистское расследование и вот, что из этого вышло.
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🎉 РАЗБУДИ СВОЮ УЛЫБКУ! Смехозарядка в парке! 🎉 Привет, любители солнца, свежего воздуха и хорошего настроения! 👋 Устали от скучных понедельников (и любых других дней)? Хотите начать утро с порции звонкого смеха и невероятной энергии? Тогда вам к нам! 🥳 Приглашаю всех на самую позитивную и заразительную смехозарядку в нашем любимом парке! ✅ Когда: Каждую субботу в 9:00 ✅ Где: У центральной клумбы с журавлями в е Го…
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Друзья, у меня для вас кое‑что особенное! ✨ Помните, как в детстве мы с утра бежали во двор — прыгать, бегать, смеяться с друзьями? Я решил вернуть эту радость — и запускаю «Зарядись с рассветом»! ☀️ Это не просто зарядка — это весёлый флешмоб для всех, кто хочет начать день со смеха. движения в компании друзей. Я, ваш массажист Андрей Иванов, буду проводить её лично — с шутками, классными упражнениями и атмосферой…
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Психосоматическая терапия: когда тело говорит о том, что не может сказать ум🗣️🤫→🧠❤️ Я помогаю понять, как стресс и внутренние конфликты проявляются через телесные симптомы — и вернуть гармонию! 💖✨ Что такое психосоматика? 🤔 Это влияние эмоций и стресса на физическое здоровье: психические состояния могут вызывать или усугублять телесные симптомы. Как это работает? Хронический стресс, подавленные чувства и конфлик…
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Video message, posted without a caption
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Благодарю ❤️ за тёплый отзыв 🤍
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🧑⚕️ Массаж — это не только релакс. Разбираемся, что происходит с телом на самом деле! 💫 Многие воспринимают массаж, как способ расслабиться после тяжёлой недели. 😌 И это правда! Но с научной точки зрения массаж — мощный инструмент для оздоровления всего организма. 💪 Что происходит во время сеанса? 👇 - Улучшается кровообращение. 🩸 Мягкое механическое воздействие расширяет сосуды, и ткани получают больше кислоро…
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А вы любите гулять у воды?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
🌊 Прогулки у воды: двойная польза для тела и души 🌊 Сегодня хочу поговорить о простом, но невероятно полезном ритуале — прогулках у воды. 🏞 Вы замечали, как сразу становится легче на душе, стоит лишь оказаться рядом с рекой, озером или морем?💙 Это не просто ощущение: наука подтверждает, что вид воды и звуки прибоя оказывают мощное терапевтическое действие. Чем полезны прогулки у воды? 🔹 Снижение стресса. Шум во…
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Что мешает вам записаться на массаж прямо сейчас?
Shares as published, totalling 40%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
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🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 ❓ «А если у меня нет времени на курс?» — Начните с 1–2 сеансов: даже это снимет острый спазм и даст телу передышку. Вы сразу почувствуете разницу! ❓ «Больно ли во время массажа?» — Я подберу интенсивность: от расслабляющего до глубокого воздействия — строго без дискомфорта. Ваше удобство — мой приоритет. ❓ «Поможет ли при моей проблеме?» — Запишитесь на консультацию: я проанализирую симптомы, учт…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @massag_Ivanov. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The 5 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
А вы любите гулять у воды?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Что мешает вам записаться на массаж прямо сейчас?
Shares as published, totalling 40%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
А как вы справляетесь с болью в теле? 🤔🦴 Выберите вариант, который ближе всего вам:
The shares total 120%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
😴 Как вы оцениваете качество своего сна?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
💫 Что для вас важнее всего в оздоровительных процедурах?
The shares total 216%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 21 April 2026 to 1 June 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Citation-graph rank — 827,077 of 1,481,306entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Будь здоровым с Андреем Ивановым!” (@massag_Ivanov), 103 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/massag_Ivanov.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.