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- День-пиздень23%
- Нормально38%
- Хорооший38%
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Channel
@marylandfromhappyness
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry
94subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001444927821 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @marylandfromhappyness |
| Created | 6 December 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 8 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/marylandfromhappyness |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 30 Aug 2026, 04:44 | 94 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 12:45 | 95 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:54 | 95 | first reading |
15 posts held, back to 27 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 15 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
75 reactions across 14 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 45.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 34 | 45.3% | |
| 🔥 | 13 | 17.3% | |
| 😁 | 10 | 13.3% | |
| 😱 | 6 | 8.00% | |
| 🥰 | 4 | 5.33% | |
| 🎉 | 3 | 4.00% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 4.00% | |
| 🍓 | 1 | 1.33% | |
| 🤯 | 1 | 1.33% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 75 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
У вас сегодня?…
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Сегодня мы с лисой сильно герои, устали и с глазами размером с Евразию. С 8 утра и до вот туточки была полная жопа. Выдохну – расскажу) Пока все дома♥️
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Дочь переживает, что булочка, и что ее будут дразнить. – Ну, и что ты им ответишь? – Отвечу: я-то похудею, если захочу, а вот вы невоспитанным хамлом так и останетесь. Считаю, что эти ее фразы надо брать Патронусом.
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Двоякие впечатления. Глубина есть, но сколько ж можно из пустого в порожнее🫤 Я уверена, что эта книга однозначно найдет своего читателя, но не того, кто не любит длинные, витиеватые размышления. И… я там считала/читала, что у меня относительно молодая душа (раз третий я, по этой инфе, с вами)… Поэтому, может, мне это вот настолько не приглянулось. Ну, и как говорит моя дочь, (а я уже к почти 40 согласна): «Кому я…
❤5
«Мы стоим на пороге демографического кризиса…». Заюш, мы уже влетели туда с двух ног, как Брюс Уиллис, зажались в дальнем углу и больше всего на свете боимся вот сюда размножиться…
😁3
За 12 лет мы так и не поняли с какого дня считать начало нашей любви с Алешкой – то ли сегодня, то ли завтра. Но точно поняли много чего другого. И если вы нас чуть видели, то наверное догадываетесь о чем речь. Самое важное – договориться «на берегу» о том, что вас устраивает и нет. А если эти границы игнорируют – никаких вторых шансов. Пусть ценят с первого. Ибо еще раз на ту хурму, что пережила в первом браке, я…
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Тем временем, я с новорожденным Максимом, 17 лет назад тихонько привыкаю к жизни с ним в склейке. Огромное спасибо младшей сестре БМ, первое время она выходила с ним гулять. Ее подруга также гуляла с таким же братом и они, как две 13-летние мамульки, гордо рассекали по двору. До тех пор, пока свекровь не запретила ей подобные моционы: «Это Машкин ребенок, пусть сама возится». Да, жили мы так: я, бывший муж и Максим…
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Тариф дискомфорт: на корму вашей покорной слуги не налезло ничего выше колена.. «Чья это тележка? Чей это прицеп» («Почему мама часто матерится» Джилл Симс)
❤3
Маленькие удовольствия: найти дочке купальник и шорты, которые в сумме дешевле, чем раф, который мы купили минутами ранее 🫶🏻☕️ 14 GEL VS 16 GEL
❤2
О, эта история! ❤️🩹 Поднапомню вам. Автор – моя нежная Лиззи. Мы с Крис https://t.me/kristina_ryadom в цепкой связке-команде мечты (корректора и литреда). «Под тем же солнцем» 1 часть трилогии. Бумажная версия. Издательство «Руграм». «Под тем же солнцем. Тонкий слой» – 2 часть. Полностью готова. Пока в электронном виде, но на очереди в печать. Третья часть – интрига, кульминация и развязка – пока в голове ав…
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…Все уже ушли далеко вперед с новыми технологиями, я же пока топчусь на месте. 🥺 Но слава Богу, есть друзья! и вот такую красоту слепили) ❤️😘🥺 #подтемжесолнцем #литрес #руграм
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Дочь, окутывавшая меня своей харизмой весь день и пол ночи до этого, к вечеру: – 😂 Мама, я всегда буду рядом… – Лис, я буду обожать твоих детей, сидеть с твоими детьми, но помни, что в их головы буду вкладывать я… «Любите внуков – они отомстят вашим детям».
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Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @marylandfromhappyness. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
У вас сегодня?…
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 8 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 30 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“@Мэриленд🐿” (@marylandfromhappyness), 94 subscribers as measured 30 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/marylandfromhappyness.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.