У природы нет плохой погоды. Есть отсутствие системы климат-контроля, ну или кондиционера….
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Channel
@marklisichkin
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
87subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002613251885 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @marklisichkin |
| Description | 👋Всем привет! Я Марк Лисичкин. Скромно о себе. Учился много: техникум печати, юракадемия, Литиниститут. Где только не работал. Публиковался. Здесь – текущее, будущее и еще неизданное. Наблюдения про жизнь: снаружи, изнутри, прямо и косвенно. |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 15 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| On Telegram | t.me/marklisichkin |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Aug 2026, 15:46 | 87 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 09:32 | 87 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 10:02 | 86 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 15 March 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (15 March 2025 – 7 August 2026) |
| Views total | 476 |
| Reactions total | 15 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 9 Aug 2026, 15:46 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
42 reactions across 18 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 52.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 22 | 52.4% | |
| 🔥 | 8 | 19.0% | |
| 😁 | 8 | 19.0% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 2.38% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 2.38% | |
| 🤝 | 1 | 2.38% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 2.38% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 42reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 15 March 2025 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
У природы нет плохой погоды. Есть отсутствие системы климат-контроля, ну или кондиционера….
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Мозг к середине дня: «Этого не могло бы быть никогда, если бы не было бы никогда, если бы никогда не могло бы не быть»
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Ария Ленского 1 января нового года - Я люблю вас Лена - нет не то - Я люблю вас Вера - кажется снова не то - Я люблю вас Галя - тьфу А ну их… - Я люблю вас сильно Я люблю вас сильно
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Для тех, кто помнит… Течёт кран в ванной и на кухне. Я человек творческий, разобрать могу, собрать уже сложно - столько всяких штук запихнуть обратно??? Помню как на НВП в школе учитель в военной форме грозно произнёс: «Лисичкин, к доске!» Какая там доска? На первой парте лежит Калашников. Не изобретатель конечно. Автомат. Не за ряженный конечно. Для учебных так сказать целей. Разобрать - кричит учитель Разобрал. Бы…
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Её место было возле метро Таганская. То есть точка, торговая точка. Торговала она цветами. Как правило, розами. Колоритная такая, в теле женщина в том возрасте, когда определить его крайне трудно. Волосы на затылке пучком и поза всегда будто просящая чего-то. Хотя почему будто? Она и просила, вернее даже настаивала купить цветы к Матронушке. Если покупали, то подробно объясняла, как добраться до монастыря. Если нет, …
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Лучше семь раз по пятьдесят, чем за один раз 350
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Одностишие «Уж осень близится, а отпуска все нет»…
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Приветствую категорически! Наконец получил ответ от знающего зубра по вопросу "рубль двадцать". В советские годы было такое расхожее выражение в магазинах, столовых на кассе и звучало так "двадцать двадцать рубль двадцать, спички брали - рупь пийсят"))) Или "сороки сорок рубль сорок, спички брали - три рубля". Словари и справочники не дают внятного ответа по вопросу происхождения и точного значения и смысла данного и…
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Одна моя бабушка все время повторяла: "Копейка рубль бережёт"! Она была кассиром в магазине. Вторая бабушка работала в ателье по матчасти и в шутку "продавала" мне все за "рупь двадцать". Как ни спросишь: "Ба! А можно?..." - Можно! Рупь двадцать! - хитровато смеясь выдавала бабушка Откуда у нее застряла эта цифра, я конечно в детстве не знал. Да и теперь не знаю. Смотрю старые ценники, а там за эти деньги бутыль плод…
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Разговор двух девушек двадцати с лишним лет на скамейке в центре Москвы - Кошмар скоро старость… 30 лет - Ребенку надо все дать и в 10 и в 40 лет а что я ему дам? Пока он маленький смогу. А дальше? Что я ему дам??? В это время мимо проходит компания тех, кому за 50-т. Мужчина явно навеселе произносит нараспев громко: «А я милого узнаю по колготкам!» Ваш слушатель поневоле. Марк Лисичкин
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Три часа ночи. В свободное пространство приоткрытого окна ворвался свежий ветер. На улице виртуозно орёт кот. Весна? - спросил я себя. Следом за котом в свободное пространство окна влетели нечленораздельные мычаще-стучащие мужские звуки. Весна!!!- ответил я себе....
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Я вернулся! Сюда! Туда, где я могу сказать правду. Вот только правда получается такая, что ей никто не верит
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @marklisichkin. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,139,614 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Марк Лисичкин. Иронические заметки.” (@marklisichkin), 87 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/marklisichkin.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.