داشتم فکر میکردم که اکثر غریب به اتفاق نشانهای ماه چه قدر کلسی و رویایی هستن؛ مثلا ویرگو، اسکورپیو، آکواریس، لئو، اریس، پایسز 🎀 ولی بعد یهو CANCER 👹.

Channel
Alora
@madamwitch
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
842subscribers
+17 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001312876010 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @madamwitch |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/madamwitch |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 84% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Sept 2026, 06:39 | 842 | +3 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 08:38 | 839 | +12 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 18:47 | 827 | -1 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 23:13 | 828 | +1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 21:33 | 827 | +2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 01:31 | 825 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:32 | 825 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
Video, posted without a caption
من با قلب لامصب آدم ها:
ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ𝖪𝗅𝖾𝗉𝗍𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗂𝖺 کلپتومانیا یه اختلال کنترل تکانهست که باعث میشه فرد میل شدید و ناگهانی به دزدیدن وسایلی پیدا کنه که معمولاً حتی بهشون احتیاجی نداره یا ارزش مالی زیادی ندارن. قبل از دزدیدن احساس تنش میکنه و بعد از انجامش ممکنه برای چند لحظه احساس آرامش یا رضایت داشته باشه، اما بعدش اغلب دچار عذاب وجدان میشه. اگه تو میخواستی کلپتومانیا داشته باشی، احتمالاً به این علت بود که هیجان انجام دادن یه کار ممنوعه یا حس …
این یه نشونه ست که به آدما اجازه بدی با خیال راحت بد باشن. 🎀
اگر خواستی یه لطف به خود آیندهت بکنی، شجاع باش عزیزم. همونی که بقیه بهش میگن وقیح / زیادهخواه / کلهخر/ پررو / خیرهسر / بیفکر / بچه / نادون / مایه شرم / ناخلف / قمارباز.
عاشق کاراییم که هیچکس ازش خبر نداره. I'm cool af.
شاید فکر کنی اتفاقات زندگی شبیه آش روی گازه که باید مدام حواست باشه و هم بزنی تا ته نگیره تا آخرش که جا بیوفته. اما در واقع کیکیه که اگه در فر رو باز کنی تا ببینی پف کرده یا نه دیگه خرابش کردی. حتی با همون یه بار.
متأسفانه زندگی خیلی پرروئه و یکم بهش رو بدی لنگ کفششو میکنه دهنت.
سعی کن نخوای بفهمی. خصوصآ سعی کن constantly نخوای بفهمی. بذار اتفاقات پشت صحنه روند خودشون رو طی کنن و نخوای از اول و وسط و نیمه ی مونده به آخر هر چیزی خبردار بشی. دونستن چرا و چگونه ها برای ذهن طفلکیِ تو مثل نوشابه ست برای معده ی نوزاد. بیکاری؟
ترکیب اورتینک و کنجکاوی اضافی، جهنم دره ایه که ته نداره.
اگر چنل دارید و اگر براتون ممکنه، اطلاعات پیشی رو به هر شکل که مایلید به اشتراک بذارید که یه ریچ کید لاولی داوی بیاد این نینی رو مادری کنه. ده کا بوس به شما.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @madamwitch. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Alora” (@madamwitch), 842 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/madamwitch.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.