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Funky monkey english channel 🤣

@m_bayan164

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4,668subscribers

-26 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001153093574
TypeChannel
Username@m_bayan164
CreatedBetween 1 September 2018 and 31 March 2022— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/m_bayan164

Growth

4,6684,6944,6816 August 2026 — 4,694 subscribers7 August 2026 — 4,693 subscribers9 August 2026 — 4,690 subscribers13 August 2026 — 4,668 subscribers6 August 202613 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 6 days, net -26. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 4,664–4,698 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Aug 2026, 02:264,668-22
9 Aug 2026, 16:044,690-3
7 Aug 2026, 00:314,693-1
6 Aug 2026, 17:174,694first reading

Engagement

35 posts held, back to 28 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 8 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
5.36%
avg views ÷ 4,668 subscribers
Avg views / post
250
34 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.36%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
35
of 35 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 31 of 34 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 August 2026
Posts held35 (28 July 202610 August 2026)
Views total8,514
Reactions total257
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 05:35 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
2m 00s
Average length
24s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

257 reactions across 31 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁7730.0%
👎6525.3%
3312.8%
🍌197.39%
👍135.06%
🥴135.06%
🌭114.28%
🙏103.89%
🤣72.72%
👌31.17%
🥰31.17%
😐20.778%
💋10.389%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 31 of the 35 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 257reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 35 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

10 Aug 2026, 18:55 UTC126 views7 reactionsread 12 August 2026

بچه ها شکمم باد کرده.البته بگم ها. No fartها. تشنمه. شکمم پره. هوس آب هم دارم. کلا حالم خرابه😔 I feel bloated نفخ کردم @m_bayan164

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10 Aug 2026, 16:07 UTC126 views8 reactionsread 12 August 2026

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Db3ZItnt2CD/?igsh=MXh2NjMzY25hMjdzZw== پست نشیمنگاهی فقط بخاطر شما

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Signed P_sh اصطلاحات Link bio

10 Aug 2026, 15:31 UTC142 views5 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

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10 Aug 2026, 08:29 UTC145 views10 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

باز فرستادن ها. بکشید بیرون از این نشیمنگاه 😐😐 امروز August 10، روز تنبلی و کون گشادیه. تبریکات منو پذیرا باش lazy ass

👎6😁4

Signed P_sh اصطلاحات Link bio

9 Aug 2026, 19:44 UTC148 views7 reactionsread 12 August 2026

میدونید برای هر کاری از جمله زبان خوندن چی نیازه. الان یکی میگه استاد. یکی میگه کلاس. نه فقط یه نشیمنگاه تنگ میخواد. که بشینی و حرف بزنی.چندماه پیس بود گروه دو به دو مکالمه زدیم. الان از اون همه آدم فقط چهار پنج نفر موندن. پس شما میتونید به شرطی که گشاد نباشید. ببینم زینب ساعت دو شب میاد چی میگه. مثل جن نصف شب میاد می‌خنده یه ور میزنه غیب میشه تا فرداشب

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9 Aug 2026, 08:53 UTC176 views14 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

دقت کنید که باز معنای نهفته داره @m_bayan164

5👎5😁3👌1

Signed P_sh اصطلاحات Link bio

8 Aug 2026, 18:38 UTC164 views10 reactionsread 12 August 2026

نمی‌دونم چرا به ربات بر خورد. یه ربات خوب لفت داد😐😐😐

🤣7👎2😁1

Signed P_sh اصطلاحات Link bio

8 Aug 2026, 18:33 UTC164 views11 reactionsread 12 August 2026

تو کانال چه آدم های هستن. یه درصدی هستن از من خوششون نمیاد منم همین طور😂نمی‌دونم برای چی موندن. کلا من از آدم های زیاد تفریط میکنن و افراط خوشم نمیاد. چه اسلامی باشن چه غیر اسلامی. متاسفانه کانال هم پر شده اسلامی اسلامی یا غیر اسلامی غیر اسلامی. Drink up تا تهش بخور.(نوشیدن) Eat up تا تهش بخور(خوردن) @m_bayan164

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8 Aug 2026, 17:12 UTC176 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbQxJQ_tzez/?igsh=cmc1YTc0ZHRzMHVp ویدیو جدید آموزشی ایسنتا

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Signed P_sh اصطلاحات Link bio

8 Aug 2026, 08:53 UTC194 views8 reactionsread 12 August 2026

چه خبره همش روز جهانی خانوم هاست. امروز رو بهتون تبریک میگم. البته نمیتونم بگم چه روزی هست🤣🤣🤣🤣 You can't work on an empty stomach با شکم خالی نمیتونی کار کنی @m_bayan164

5👎2😁1

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8 Aug 2026, 07:56 UTC209 views8 reactionsread 12 August 2026

کم کم داریم میشم کشور توسعه یافته. یه قدم مونده تا از عراق هم جلو بزنیم. امروز یه چیزی دیدم پشمام بجای اینکه بریزه فر خورد. صابون گلنار شده ۴۰۸ تومن😐😐😐البته جای نگرانی نیست خدا بعد امتحان شفاهی حالا داره امتحان کتبی میگیره 🤣 The electric company shut off our power شرکت برق ، برقمونو قطع کرده @m_bayan164

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7 Aug 2026, 16:00 UTC203 views10 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

دیگه هرکی هرچی مرتبط با نشیمنگاه باشه اول برای من می‌فرسته 😐😐 شدم استاد نشیمنگاهی

😁6🍌31

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Showing the 12 most recent of 35 posts we hold for @m_bayan164. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

1 Aug 2026, 18:39 UTCAnonymous Poll49 voters

بچه ها عوض کنم پروفایل رو یا نه ؟

  1. اره49%
  2. نه51%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 35 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 10 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 169,438 of 1,160,990entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 15 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Funky monkey english channel 🤣” (@m_bayan164), 4,668 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/m_bayan164.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.