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@longhualaoshi
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103subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001512092690 |
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| Type | Channel |
| Username | @longhualaoshi |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 8 August 2022— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/longhualaoshi |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
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| 11 Aug 2026, 03:13 | 103 | no change |
| 11 Aug 2026, 02:47 | 103 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 8 August 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 October 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
164 reactions across 18 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💩 | 62 | 37.8% | |
| 👍 | 49 | 29.9% | |
| 🤮 | 21 | 12.8% | |
| ❤ | 12 | 7.32% | |
| 👎 | 11 | 6.71% | |
| 😁 | 3 | 1.83% | |
| 🥰 | 2 | 1.22% | |
| 👏 | 1 | 0.61% | |
| 🔥 | 1 | 0.61% | |
| 😢 | 1 | 0.61% | |
| 😱 | 1 | 0.61% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 164reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 8 August 2022 to 9 October 2022, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
🔹联系方式：@znzn5577 🔹队员昵称：Frank 🔹进攻时间：8/12 🔹作战内容：课表内容都有 🔹耗费弹药：1500pp 🔹战后点评：周五工作完，周六休息，就到TG上找找妹子，看到檬檬就在我附近又不远，而且去檬檬工作室又优惠200，房费省了还能优惠200，又到频道看了相片，果断出击。地方非常方便很好找，不用扫码不用登记，就在龙华大道边上，晚上停车也方便，直接遥控上楼，打开门一看居然穿着小制服，小惊喜，然后进门聊了一下，很自然那种，檬檬带我去洗澡，帮我搓干净，还来了个水中萧，立刻来反应了。然后帮我擦干净，来到床上，就是课表上的流程，此处省略一万字~~~~声音好听，特意强调！！！ 然后就是聊天，皮肤很滑，边聊边摸着，结果慢慢又有反应了，檬檬就开始用嘴了，口活挺好无齿感，然后穿上制服我来出击，此处省略一万字，没一会又交代了！！ 都怪我太年轻，还有很多姿势都没享受到，下次再来 🌟照片相符：8， 🌟硬件条件：8 🌟颜值外观：8 …
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[转发自用户 龙华乐乐个人兼职19岁 🉑视频验证] 【位置艺名】：03年乐乐 【验证留名】：gjdfn 【验证时间】：8.9 【修车水费】：1600pp 【服务内容】：洗澡，吹，深喉，舔吸蛋蛋，波推，性感制服，舌尖漫游，为爱鼓掌 【颜值身材】：小萝莉，乖巧可爱，腿型好看，修长，胸发育的还可以 挺大，基本没有乳晕，咪咪小还粉嫩 【凶器罩杯】：36D大胸（本狼验证纯天然） 摸起来柔软 很舒服 【体验细节】：本狼近段时间工作繁忙，快大半个月没吃肉了，昨天忙完就想着给二弟加加餐，整顿好的。正好默默关注乐乐妹妹一段时间了，正是好机会大展身手了，嘿嘿嘿。本人没有去教室的习惯，都是上门家教，一个电话跟乐乐取得联系，然后支付路费，不一会乐乐就到小区门口了，我就下去接她。乐乐按我要求穿的牛仔短裙和吊带，从出租车里出来的时候，一双均匀细长的美腿很是诱惑，有美少女特有的气质。我二弟直接起立敬礼...楼下寒暄两句，就大手牵小手回到家里。一路上，就像17…
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验证留名】：秦哥 【验证时间】：10.6 【修车水费】：1600pp 【服务内容】：课表 【颜值身材】：身高1.60 【凶器罩杯】：36d 【体验细节】： 看到别人写的报告都说服务很好，真人比照片好看，进门后发现的确是事实，真人更加漂亮水灵。小姐姐细心帮忙洗澡后就躺上床开始挑逗，没一会儿就开始了第一次，之后躺在床上聊天，小姐姐还会推油按摩，放松了一会儿后准备来第二次，开始帮我口，技术一流，然后就试了各种姿势最后完成第二次。全程服务态度超好，而且不敷衍做作，也不赶事儿，本人觉得这些生意不带感情，已经失望不感兴趣，准备退圈前再试一次，很幸运小姐姐的真诚和用心没让我失望并且很满意，也算是完满了。喜欢年轻、女友感的兄弟可以找她，强烈推荐，让你宾至如归。 【事逼行为】：无 【优点缺点】：无 【推荐程度】：9/10满分，颜值9，身材9，服务9，态度9，性价比9（五个模块均给出评分） 【妹子联系】：@ggm3355 【温馨提醒】：报告仅供参…
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【位置艺名】：龙华小宝 【联系方式】：@xiaobaod 【喝茶留名】：一直在路上 【喝茶时间】：9.30 【喝茶价格】：1600pp 【芳龄身高】：21岁165 【罩杯手感】：36d＋ 【服务内容】：课表上的 【优点缺点】：嫩，下面很紧 【体验细节】：一起去洗澡，洗完过后躺床上给我口，口的不错，弟弟硬了立马戴上开撞，后入和女上的感觉很好，完事后躺着聊天休息了几分钟帮我取下来丢掉，擦干净然后一起洗澡，洗完出来休息聊聊天抚摸着没多久反应来了直接叫口接着站着后入想抱起撞有点担心摔倒就没试，小姐姐很轻，下次返一定要抱着小姐姐撞 【温馨提醒】：报告仅供参考，请理性选择，切勿对号入座。
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验证留名】：秦哥 【验证时间】：10.6 【修车水费】：1600pp 【服务内容】：课表 【颜值身材】：身高1.60 【凶器罩杯】：36d 【体验细节】： 看到别人写的报告都说服务很好，真人比照片好看，进门后发现的确是事实，真人更加漂亮水灵。小姐姐细心帮忙洗澡后就躺上床开始挑逗，没一会儿就开始了第一次，之后躺在床上聊天，小姐姐还会推油按摩，放松了一会儿后准备来第二次，开始帮我口，技术一流，然后就试了各种姿势最后完成第二次。全程服务态度超好，而且不敷衍做作，也不赶事儿，本人觉得这些生意不带感情，已经失望不感兴趣，准备退圈前再试一次，很幸运小姐姐的真诚和用心没让我失望并且很满意，也算是完满了。喜欢年轻、女友感的兄弟可以找她，强烈推荐，让你宾至如归。 【事逼行为】：无 【优点缺点】：无 【推荐程度】：9/10满分，颜值9，身材9，服务9，态度9，性价比9（五个模块均给出评分） 【妹子联系】：@ggm3355 【温馨提醒】：报告仅供参…
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🔹联系方式：@znzn5577 🔹队员昵称：Frank 🔹进攻时间：8/12 🔹作战内容：课表内容都有 🔹耗费弹药：1500pp 🔹战后点评：周五工作完，周六休息，就到TG上找找妹子，看到檬檬就在我附近又不远，而且去檬檬工作室又优惠200，房费省了还能优惠200，又到频道看了相片，果断出击。地方非常方便很好找，不用扫码不用登记，就在龙华大道边上，晚上停车也方便，直接遥控上楼，打开门一看居然穿着小制服，小惊喜，然后进门聊了一下，很自然那种，檬檬带我去洗澡，帮我搓干净，还来了个水中萧，立刻来反应了。然后帮我擦干净，来到床上，就是课表上的流程，此处省略一万字~~~~声音好听，特意强调！！！ 然后就是聊天，皮肤很滑，边聊边摸着，结果慢慢又有反应了，檬檬就开始用嘴了，口活挺好无齿感，然后穿上制服我来出击，此处省略一万字，没一会又交代了！！ 都怪我太年轻，还有很多姿势都没享受到，下次再来 🌟照片相符：8， 🌟硬件条件：8 🌟颜值外观：8 …
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【位置艺名】：03年乐乐 【验证留名】：gjdfn 【验证时间】：8.9 【修车水费】：1600pp 【服务内容】：洗澡，吹，深喉，舔吸蛋蛋，波推，性感制服，舌尖漫游，为爱鼓掌 【颜值身材】：小萝莉，乖巧可爱，腿型好看，修长，胸发育的还可以 挺大，基本没有乳晕，咪咪小还粉嫩 【凶器罩杯】：36D大胸（本狼验证纯天然） 摸起来柔软 很舒服 【体验细节】：本狼近段时间工作繁忙，快大半个月没吃肉了，昨天忙完就想着给二弟加加餐，整顿好的。正好默默关注乐乐妹妹一段时间了，正是好机会大展身手了，嘿嘿嘿。本人没有去教室的习惯，都是上门家教，一个电话跟乐乐取得联系，然后支付路费，不一会乐乐就到小区门口了，我就下去接她。乐乐按我要求穿的牛仔短裙和吊带，从出租车里出来的时候，一双均匀细长的美腿很是诱惑，有美少女特有的气质。我二弟直接起立敬礼...楼下寒暄两句，就大手牵小手回到家里。一路上，就像17岁那年第一次偷偷带女票去家里那样，老鹿乱撞。 到了家…
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验证留名：HF 验证时间：8:13 老师花名：#龙华区摇摇19s 城市坐标：#深圳 上课花费：1000/1p 1600/pp 颜值身材：颜值满分！身材满分 服务内容：xcz 出击体验：电报联系遥控到课室，进门一看是我喜欢的类型，一米六八多的身高，白嫩的皮肤，颜值很高，简单聊了几句便忍不住直冲浴室开始洗澡，我是没有让妹子陪我洗的，自己搞错了用冷水冲了一下，上到床和妹妹亲亲抱抱然后开始不可描述，直到后入结束战斗 优点缺点：优点:年轻嫩妹，皮肤好颜值高，身材可以，没有小肚子，后入体验绝佳，当然缺点:不太喜欢说话，性格温柔，胸口有点小纹身，要是没纹身就挺完美这是我个人不太喜欢纹身女孩子， 推荐程度：看个人喜好吧，不介意小纹身值得推荐，胸够挺奶头粉小，还是很值得的 联系方式：电报频道自己找 私聊： https://t.me/xiao52077
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验证留名】：秦哥 【验证时间】：8.16 【修车水费】：1600pp 【服务内容】：课标 【颜值身材】：颜值跟照片一样 身材符合我的要求 【凶器罩杯】：D杯 大小正好 手感舒适 有弹性 【体验细节】：身高身材都符合描述。一进门就非常热情，洗澡的时候就开始各种服务，用胸洗全身，从头到脚，入房间马上换上黑丝，温水口完，服务差不多之后就开始干，第一炮射完然后就是趴着，舔全身，吸皮，也是从头到脚，非常舒服，简直就是场子里一条龙的服务，之后正面，依旧是每一寸皮肤都吸了一遍，然后对敏感部位，蛋蛋乳头耳朵下巴之类的重点攻击，比较销魂的，有了感觉继续再干，满意而归 【事逼行为】：无 【优点缺点】：年轻 具有诱惑力 应该下海不久 奶子弹性还有 B水很多， 【推荐程度】：9/10满分，颜值9，身材9，服务9，态度9，性价比10（五个模块均给出评分） 【妹子联系】：@xiaolele258 【温馨提醒】：报告仅供参考，请理性选择，切勿对号入座
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🔹联系方式：匿名 🔹队员昵称：无证驾驶员 🔹进攻时间：8/19 🔹作战内容：课表内容都有 🔹耗费弹药：1000p 🔹战后点评：周五工作完，明天休息，就想着到TG上找找妹子，看到晓颜频道说170cm的身高，然后相片又很有气质，果断联系，去的是酒店，电梯要刷卡，晓颜下来接的，电梯门一开，站着一个估计和我一样高的妹子，心里惊讶真是惊艳的妹子啊，仔细一下，和照片上晓颜老师一样，一头长发，穿着高跟鞋超短裤，然后问了一句是不是晓颜，然后一起进了电梯，不愧是模特身材，我故意站晓颜老师后面，看着那一双又白又长的大长腿，在电梯里面心里一直暗暗高兴，聊了一会到了房间（广东妹子，说话是真的温柔），就问为什么不到公寓，原来是刚到深圳第二天还没有找到公寓，了解了一下，果断交课费，然后老师带我去洗了一下，没想到还给我来了个水中萧，立马硬了！有点忍不住，然后我有点迫不及待了，老师就给我擦干，然后去到床上，给我亲了我的🐻🐻，然后开始口，看着那大长腿太想来了，就…
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验证留名:华强南 老师花名:果果 验证时间:2022年8月16号 城市坐标:龙华 上课花费:1600 颜值身材:颜值10分，身材9分服务内容:课表上的都有:优点口活好会调情，叫声音很诱惑，水多，不知道是不是我搞的太舒服了，各种动作配合的非常好，皮肤白。特别是你这个胸真没话说，我一开始就看上她 胸去的，36E都有啊，你搞的是d胸，应该要改E，摸着太爽了，胸很挺，生活中也是我喜欢的那种类型，嘻嘻哈哈说说笑笑很放松，像女朋友一样。老师很爱笑，一逗就笑了，笑得很好看。脸很好看，像个小学妹，手感—级棒，像果冻。做的时候是个软妹子，时间问题我就不多给你写了，反正今天玩的很爽，很开心，很舒服，休息了肯定找你，哈哈。轻轻浅浅的呻吟简直撩人心弦。真的好，恨不得私藏起来呐喊。下次再来咯，返食指数满颗星。 [玫瑰]照片：9 本人比图片好看 [玫瑰]服务态度: 10 🌹服务质量：9 🌹推荐指数:9 妹子联系方式:@xie381
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🔹联系方式：@jdhdhdh3 🔹队员昵称：暴走的鲁班 🔹进攻时间：8/3 🔹作战内容：课表内容都有 🔹耗费弹药：1600 pp 🔹战后点评：上次去过乐乐的温柔乡，很舒服，很爽，有一段时间没去了，直接就约了！上次也没写，这次见到乐乐，还是这样，身材很好，胸是纯天然，真人比照片更漂亮，可能是不上镜吧，这地方也好找，不用下楼接。到了房间见到乐乐就有点小激动，就像分开的小情侣，乐乐笑起来很好看，一进门就对我笑，就像男朋友出差回家了的感觉，聊了几句就帮我脱衣洗白白，洗的时候还帮我在浴室来个水中萧，口活还是这么好，直接硬了，受不了然后从后面抱着乐乐把小弟蹭了蹭，然后来到床上又帮我口，那深喉是真舒服，口的时候那诱人的眼神看着你，真让人受不了，实在顶不住很快就开始正事，首先乐乐在上面，看着那对天然柔软的大胸，坐在上面跳动的时候，双手上去握都不怎么握得住，估计都有E了，最少都是D，皮肤又白，在上面娇喘得呻吟着，我都快去了，直接主动出击传教士，叫…
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
@longhualaoshi named 10 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all.A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“出击报告分享汇总” (@longhualaoshi), 103 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/longhualaoshi.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.